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5 years ago
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LDJunkieEnjoying lap dances for 15 years and counting...
@LDJunkie,
I suggest flipping the script.
Have the dancer do a LD for your wife. Then another, and another...
Make it about her fun and adventure. You get your thrills vicariously by seeing her get attention and stimulation from another woman. Don't get any dances for your self. Not on this visit. Then head home and show her how turned on you got watching her get pleasure...
This could be the best investment you ever make.
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
@founder, really appreciate the hard work and dedication. I'm still exploring, but the new fresh look seems good so far.
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5 years ago
So sad that even "many moons ago" Ardyce was so old her wrinkles had wrinkles with liver spots. I'll stop short of accusing you of being a necrophiliac, since the body wasn't cold - yet.
She's been an "on the DL" extras provider who offers up UHM to every customer she sees since I first saw her at the Sepulveda GF in the 90's. Sadly for her, that included more than one UC LEO.
And - she's a nut.
So at least you had that experience. 'Grats. :p
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5 years ago
How far are you from the bigger New Jersey clubs? I have no recent personal info, but there are many reviews describing a thriving market... including several extra's clubs.
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5 years ago
Some observations after reading this post and comments:
1. Big thanks to President Bill Clinton for defining SEX as intercourse and not a blow job. It blows my mind (pun intended) to say that I did not have sex with a woman as she is wiping my jizz off her chin... but there you go.
2. If you never agree to a monogamous relationship, you cannot, by definition, cheat. Having said that, even in a non-monogamous relationship, discretion is a very good idea - unless your partner is a true voyeur, or can genuinely experience a sense of compersion when you have sex with someone else (look up polyamory + compersion for info).
3. To paraphrase a landmark Supreme Court ruling: "I don't think I can define cheating, but I know it when I see it."
So as others have suggested: If you think you are cheating, you are. If you think your SO will think you are cheating, you are.
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5 years ago
You clearly have a problem....
You are taking too many notes. :p
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5 years ago
If you really are not interested in her, try a very direct, explicit answer like:
"I'm thinking about how long you can hold your breath if my hands were pushing your head down."
See if that spices up the conversation.
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5 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
@Nidan111 for the Win!
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5 years ago
The drive will be about 90 miles. Maybe 2 hours with light traffic, 3+ in heavy traffic. Either condition, 40% of your drive time will be getting out of / into SF, especially crossing the Oakland Bay Bridge.
I'm not an expert on Sac clubs, but fortunately, this website is good for that intel...
If you know where to find verified online listings you can find quality local escort talent on demand for a similar price as a decent VIP+ extras, with a reasonably high confidence of not accidentally booking a provider with "extra equipment". Be sure to check your SF Hotel's guest policy 1st (Hint: ask/tip the parking valet, not the front desk clerk).
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5 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
I have also been to most of the east coast cities mentioned. So I'll add a west coaster POV:
City Of Industry located about 20 miles east of Downtown LA.
It's about the same distance from LAX to COI as it is from Ontario Airport to the east of COI. But LAX will have many more flights landing from the east than will Ontario. Plenty of low-cost hotels nearby, major chains and hooker hotels, so lodging and Uber's will be reasonably priced, once you get to the area. Also, some major hotel chains may offer free or low cost shuttles from either airport.
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5 years ago
Fire crotch is NOT sexy.
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5 years ago
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JAprufrockDid desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
"This time I just wanted to release while she was laying next to me..."
Not clear WHO enabled the release. Did she provide a HJ to completion, or did you roll your own while next to her?
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5 years ago
Secret Benefits is a total ROB site. All fake profiles. Don't bother.
Use Seeking, it's legit.
But read the blogs about it before you pay for membership and start messaging.
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5 years ago
So a stripper wants to play with your balls?
Why is this a question?
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5 years ago
The bright side: Maybe she has an opportunity to star in a X-Men Porn parody?
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Fighting over chicken sandwiches.
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5 years ago
My #1 rule for accumulating wealth: Never give or take financial advice on a strip club review site.
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5 years ago
A wise Sugar Daddy realizes that his super hot Sugar Baby (who is at least 30 years younger than he is) will always be getting some dick on the side.
It would be stupid to expect her to stay faithful to the walking, wrinkled 5 to 6 foot tall scrotum she calls "Daddy."
If you never agree to be monogamous no one will ever cheat on you.
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5 years ago
There may still be hope, Muddy.
You can always go gangster by registering as a Republican.
(Note to Founder: This is not a political post.)
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5 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
The Deja Vu in North Hollywood (in the east part of the San Fernando Valley) used to have a "rain" machine next to the stage.
A guy could stand at the machine and feed it 20's or 100's then press a button.
A stream of $1's would then be shot out of a dispenser over the stage, making it "rain" on the dancer.
I rarely saw it used, and eventually it was removed. Probably stopped working from extended non-use. Also, I doubt the club made any money from this, as I believe it was a 1 for 1 deal - 20 in and 20 out. So all the funds went to the dancer, yet the club had to buy the machine, resupply the 1's, and service the device at their expense.
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5 years ago
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
One of my close friends got permission to go to clubs shortly after his wedding 20 years ago, as long as:
1. He only spends within a mutually agreed budget (it ain't much, but it's enough for a few dancers or a VIP).
2. He never "crosses the line" which means his pants stay on and he doesn't LDK. As far as I know, he has never violated this rule.
Personally, I think she is brilliant to do this. He spends a couple of hours charging his batteries and then goes home ready to deliver all that pent up energy to her.
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5 years ago
Can't figure out why anyone would want to take their stiletto's into a bath tub.... :p
Hose looks pretty nice on google:
https://goo.gl/maps/Knx8uZ3SZgdMRjNw9
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Have to recommend against this.
Without heavy moderation by Founder or some designated admin, and some validation or objection process for the reviewed dancer, there is way too much potential for abuse by pissed-off members, pissed-off dancers, and pissed-off club managers. Plus if you need to censor any posting that reveals specific services received when the dancer might not want that detail made public, then the value of the review is diminished.
Yes, I would really like to know what I might expect from a listed dancer when/if she is at a club I want to visit. But if she gets fired or arrested before I can meet her, or she decides to stop offering some services if she feels too vulnerable.... well you get the idea.
However, I do support the idea of expanding the dancer directory functions to allow a dancer to easily post updates on what club she works at and her current (i.e.: This weeks') schedule. I'd also like to see a simple tool for a verified/trusted member to ask a dancer for direct contact (through text, twitter, snap, WhatsApp, etc.) if he wants to discuss an upcoming visit to her club when she is scheduled. The request can initiate within TUSCL, but the actual comms should then move offsite. This would be an improvement from the current "message" system that will send a dancer a real time notice on their chosen platform (text, WA, etc.) that a member is asking for contact.
Also, I'll endorse EndlessSummer's idea to place links in the dancer's directory listing for all reviews that reference her. Alternately or additionally, I would love to see a keyword (i.e.: dancer's name) search on a club's reviews page. Scrolling through hundreds of reviews, 12 at a time, for a specific reference is a pain.
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5 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
In the clubs I usually frequent (i.e.: Not ATL clubs, where I understand that PL's there seem to routinely trip over themselves to shower the stage with 1's as a pseudo "my dick is bigger than yours" battle) dancers typically hate going on stage, considering it a waste of time and a blocker to working PL's for dances.
When some PL does go to the rail, they usually fall into three categories:
1. Minimal tips but expecting maximum mileage. These are the guys who expect to get bare pussy close ups or even pussies slammed into their face. Or they try to shove the tip money into cleavage, ass cheeks, or worse with the "bonus" of putting hands all over the dancer's most exclusive parts. They make dancers (and bouncers) very nervous and ultimately are trying to get HM for half the cost of a LD.
2. "Make it Rain" PL's who think by throwing $100 in 1's all over the stage they are Ballers who deserve props (read "free bjs') from the dancer in the VIP. But most dancers I've heard from on this think these guys are also annoying: they have to spend time chasing bills all over the stage and then feel pressured to go sit with a PL they think is an asshole.
3. Tippers who SIT at the rail, make eye contact more then staring at pussies, and leave some bills in the stage in front of them. More than once I've heard a dancer tell me they are much more impressed, and will react much more favorably if a guy places one or more bills in a neat stack on stage in front of their position at the rail and makes some friendly eye contact. A dancer will know if the bill you dropped is a $1, $5, $10 or $20+ denomination. It's like stripper brail. They can smell the difference between a $1 and $20 from across the stage.
I think on some level, these examples demonstrate the difference between tipping to show your appreciation and interest (#3), and tipping to treat a dancer like a purchasable commodity (#1 and #2).
Finally, many dancers tell me that they may only make 5-10% of their daily funds from stage time, or even less in a LDF club.
For me, I rarely tip at the rail. I prefer to spend time chatting a dancer trying to decide if I want a dance. The few exceptions are when I want to get the attention of a dancer who hasn't already spoken to me (and then I will tip bigger than the average - up to a limit) and when I'm sitting with a dancer and we are both watching and favorably discussing another dancer on stage. When that happens, I will usually give the dancer sitting with me a few dollars and ask her to bring it to the rail.
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5 years ago
We can all opine on the stupidity of bringing a hand gun to a strip club.
We can also comment on the poor life choices required to shoot up the parking lot at a strip club.
And we can certainly examine the immaturity of trying to elude police in a Chrysler 300, then crashing it and resisting arrest, possibly while intoxicated from drinking at a strip club.
But this guy's most fundamental stupidity and the underlying significant lapse of good judgement comes from one of the most basic and critical rules of strip clubs:
Never, never, never, never, never use a card at a strip club!!!
Going forward, let's hope he learns the basic and critical rule of being a prisoner:
Never drop the soap in the shower. :p