Comments by TopGunGlen (page 6)

I think as long as they get paid, an erection is "up" to us...:-)

Well, I agree with FONDL on this one, fellows. I also don't see the problem with helping out a young lady in need (to a point). I have no illusions whatsoever. I also have helped out a gal now and then, but I don't just hand her the cash; I helped pay the bill (say a doctor) directly. If they whine and only want the money in their hand, I know it's not for the doctor. If you have the means, why be a stingy ass? For your pride? The most expensive woman you will ever meet will be your wife! So I see no problem with helping out a hot babe on occasion, if I see fit...:-)

I think Dain should try his hand writing those sex novels. I hear they pay well...Actually, in real life, Steven King wrote porn stories for torrid magazines back in the days before "Carrie" became a best seller. He used another name, but it helped pay the bills before his big success.

I'm starting to get dizzy...:-)

I agree, PhoneHome. She never said her "boyfriend" stole her money, and she was not rich after she made that big money dancing. Another thing I found kind of amusing is that she states when she becomes pregnant, no more porn for her. What, does she think her movies will disappear by the time her kids can understand? I wish the lady well, but her films are on DVD forever...

Make mine soft, smooth and sweet...YUMMMMM...;-)

Hey, let's call the retirement community "StripWorld", instead of Leisure World. Of course, female strippers of any age, (providing they pass the "eye candy" test) will be allowed entry, since we would never practice discrimination based on age...:-)

Holy Cow, Pinhead! Don't they have strip clubs in China? This old man now stays in Orange County or LA, so 1 hour or so travel time is my limit nowadays...:-) But that means I have more time for eye candy at the club...

Why are you posting this on a strip club forum? And why haven't you ever posted anything on topic about strip clubs?

Damn, there are not enough dancers in Orange County to add up to my birthdays... Well, I guess I'll just have to give it 4 nights, with some repeats...Heheheh...:-)

I just say "Maybe later", or "Not right now"... If the lady is not my type, I just say "Not tonight". Be gentle, yet firm in your response. By the way, the idea of being fresh meat in a den of dancers makes me happy...

Gee, RL, have you ever had a dancer repulsed when you asked her out? Perhaps it was the five dollar dance you requested first, prior to asking the lady for a date...:-)

Sterioid use does continue in body building, and a woman with "round ball" biceps and virtually no breasts, are nearly 100% of the time, using steriods. Lower body fat, without steriods, will not result in a woman developing unusually large bicep muscles in a ball shape. But of course it will change her breast size. A woman is partly beautiful because of her natural body fat placement, that is not like a man's. Breasts and hips are fat deposits, distributed by female hormones. Not bad fat, GOOD fat. The whole point is that women are softer, rounder, squeezier, sweeter....uh, I think you get the my idea...:-)

I have never personally had a dancer do drugs(in my presence) or offer drugs to me, but then I probably come across as a "clean" old timer. But you can still tell if they have, especially if the young lady is hyper. I don't think it would be wise to accept drugs from a stripper in a club, because she may not really know what is in them, and also there is the faint possibility of a set up. And remember, you have to drive home afterward...If you get pulled over and they test you for DUI in California, I think they test you for drugs as well. Just enjoy the view and get home safely....

Kyle, I must politely disagree with your last post. I have not met many dancers over the years who would want to dance more, for less money...But that's just me...:-) I do think club management needs to recognize the customers and their talent more. The needs of both. If we didn't go to the club, they would soon be out of business. And without happy dancers, the word gets out. Who needs a dancer in a bad mood? If we give the tip, the lady should keep it herself...

The LACK of money is the root of much evil... Hey, Kyle, anyone ever tell you that you have the makings of a good fiction writer? I am not joking...that was totally entertaining..:-) Although it was based upon a not so fictional character...

Hey, RL, when is the last time a bank teller stripped for you? (But then, come to think about it, when would you want to watch them do that?)

I wonder how many clubs RL is banned from...If he actually talks to the ladies this way, he would be out the door in Orange County, Ca. Then again, I sometimes wonder if RL is simply baiting us with bullshit. The things he says are so outlandish, it's almost difficult to believe he can actually be for real...

Now, SuperDude, one bad apple (or two working together) does not spoil the bunch! Although that would scare the hell out of any club going man... Boy, am I glad I have a good wife, after hearing that scary story...

Why would a stripper who has sold sexual services marry a $5 dollar a dance man??? Heheheh....:-)

Well, the way I see it, I know what I like when I see it... A woman can be too fat for some, but to me, she is wonderful. We all have our own personal desires and lusts, that is why a good club offers great variety in female forms. I don't think ethnic background totally determines your taste in women. Your brain, imagination and glands do that. Also scent. A good smelling woman is important...

Women are VERY touchy, about everything, especially their looks... Once, a good looking gal, long dark hair asked me what I liked best about her. I told her all the good stuff, then made the mistake of pointing out that she had a very slight moustache on her upper lip. Basically, she was Italian, and had a little dark fuzz on pale skin over her upper lip. Well, that was a mistake...Never again! I was young, and have since learned not to mention it...:-<

I think that women do get "the urge" a little more strongly during their ovulation. I never met any who were in the mood during their period...but I can't say that is really a turn on for me either. I think women ovulate about two weeks before their periods, but not for sure. That would be an interesting and slightly embarrassing question to ask a lady, but only if you know her very well...:-)

I agree, there are way too many busybodys trying to screw up our fun! For a short time they had a place on Beach Boulevard in Huntington Beach, just sold juice, no booze. It wasn't open for a few months when the matrons and the city council closed it down. I am sure the owners suffered major financial losses, since the cost of opening in the first place could not have been covered in the short time they were up and running. I have forgotten the name of the place, but it was playing by all the rules, and I still don't know what they used to close it down...:-(

Way back before our time, there where women who worked in the Temples, and sex was considered a good and healthy act, performed by the women as a sacred rite upon the men. I saw a special on this on the History Channel a while ago. They said that some Priesthood males became jealous of the women's power, and slowly over time made sex for fun considered an evil thing. In my opinion, this did not make life any better for us or the women. Only a jackass moron who wants to control our lives tells us that sex for fun is evil...and they want us to give them money to keep their religion running, but arrest the ladies if they get money for sex. It's all ultimately bullshit. Think for yourself and get laid as often as possible...