Questions for strippers who act like their REAL NAME is a SECRET

I have some questions for strippers who REFUSE to tell customers their REAL NAME while INSISTING that the customer who they REFUSE to tell their REAL NAME to is their FRIEND-

What do you do when cashing a check at the bank and the bank teller asks to see you driver's license (which has your REAL NAME, ADDRESS, and DRIVER LICENSE NUMBER on it) do you then consider the bank teller to be BLESSED for knowing this information about you? Do you then consider the bank teller to be more of a FRIEND to you then the customer(s) who you REFUSE to tell your REAL NAME?

What about when you are buying something online and you need to fill out forms (which may include your REAL NAME, E-MAIL ADDRESS, HOME ADDRESS, as well as some other PERSONAL INFORMATION) Do you consider the person (or machine) processing this information to be PRIVELEDGED?