Comments by TopGunGlen (page 7)

I am starting to wonder if RL is actually a pissed off wife, who uses boards to blow off her steam. If so, she should spend her steam on her husband, if he hasn't left her yet...

When they ask if you are married, you say yes, and she replies"Oh, that's Ok, I don't mind...Say, does your wife like women too?"

I like a friendly gentle nibble here and there...just don't draw blood, honey...:-)

It's important to spend some time with the girl before a dance. It might be easy to say yes, right off the bat, when she is drop dead gorgeous, but beauty does not equal a good dancer. Just a few minutes to get "a feel" for her, (not that that kind...:-) and you will be better able to judge if she is a gorgeous rip off artist, or the real deal...

Now, I am an old timer, but take it from me: Women should not be on the front of any military action. Not because they don't have the brains, they do. But women should not be in life and death battle. (Although nurses are close enough to the front lines, and many have died. But they save lives...) I just feel that a woman should not be out there. Men often feel overly protective, and then there are some (don't call them real men) who think they can give a wrong hard time to female recruits. It's just my opinion, but I think women should give life, not take it...

I know after seeing Jenna Jameson on VH1, and her total put down of SC clients, she is forever a NO GO!

Keep dreaming, until you wake up...:-)

Hey, CasualGuy, if my memory is still operational, was that Houston who ripped your shirt? I saw her (for a few minutes on video) during a "gang bang". She was in a huge bare room, with hundreds of strangers lined up, and took them all on for a few seconds each. Not my idea of a special lady...

I don't haggle over prices, and it's her business what she does with her money. If she is dumb enough to hand it over to an abusive pimp/husband/boyfriend, then it's her mistake. Hopefully, she kicks the bum out of her life, keeps her money for herself, and goes to college...

If a draft was enacted, including young women up to age 26, I bet the pregnancy rate would go up in a hurry. That might be one way to avoid getting blown up in Iraq. I say again that women should not be in full blown battle. Their deaths demoralize the troops in a different way from the deaths of other men. We men still feel the need to protect our women, as we should...

In an election year, the local constabulary tend to show their crime fighting abilities by picking on non-violent consentual adult activities...:-(

Once a gal had on some glittery body oil, which looked great, but left my shirt and pants a total mess. Nothing would get the gook off, and the dry cleaner didn't charge me. But he did ask me what had happened...Heheh...

A smart man knows he is not "special", in the sense that he is one of many men the lady dances for. Why do you expect more than some fantasy and fun in a club? If you want to be "special", then you need to quit the club scene and try dating a woman on the outside. By the way, you will need some money for that too...:-)

For some reason, when a girl looks right at me, with full eye contact and smiles directly at me, I just love that. Once a gal made a "come here" gesture, crooking her finger at me, with eye contact and the big smile, then waggled her hips in a cute swagger, while on stage. Just something simple, but sort of personal. Flirting, instead of the "spread her legs to show her tonsils" sort of thing... I know, I'm old fashioned...:-)

Hey Dain, I wouldn't try that on the street with an unknown female, if I were you...You might find yourself masturbating in a cell with Bubba after an untimely arrest...:-)

RL, give it up...:-(

I hope you checked your pockets (and found your wallet) after buying her a beer...I would not be in the mood to purchase a friendly drink for a known thief...:-)

Or, the customer may be an insecure, jealous loser...:-)

Hey, what a great gift for the wife come Xmas! No jewelry this year, honey...But your gonna love this!!!

I just put my money on the stage or tuck it into the lady's thong...They always know my motives without a word yet said. American green is the universal language. A wink with a smile never hurts either...:-)

I believe it is our duty as honest American men to spend some quality time with strippers during this holiday season...My fantasy is to play Santa with some hottie elves...heheh...

Well, I was the idiot in my story. I had too much to drink, after not enough to eat. I left the club and went to my car...except that it wasn't there! I went back to the club and told the bouncer to please call the police, my car had been stolen!!! He gave me a kind of sad, compassionate look, then walked me out into the lot and...found my car for me! I gave the boy a tip and left, embarrassed as all hell...

I am coming close to certainty that RL is a stripper who wants us all to know what kind of jackasses bother the ladies...:-)

Just smile, shake your head firmly NO, and say "No thanks, not now..." I actually put my feet up on the empty chair once, when a too pushy dancer was going to sit down next to me and I didn't want her to. If they try to make you feel "guilty" for not choosing them, ask them if they take an IOU...heheheh...:-)

Just remember to be careful and use language that cannot be used against you in a court of law. The bachelor party question is good, because it does not imply anything illegal. Does anybody remember Polar Bear? He made his living going to strip clubs, and bragged about arresting the customers as well as the dancers...:-(