What are your most memorable moments in a strip club?

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• casualguy

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  20 years ago

  hmmm, 37 minutes slow. I was thinking it would be off by more than that. Ok so now let's get back to unusual and strange events in the strip clubs.
• casualguy

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  20 years ago

  Just testing, I haven't paid attention to what time my post says it is. Let's see actual time zone right now is at 10:30 PM. I'll see what the posted time says.
• TopGunGlen

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  20 years ago

  Damn, there are not enough dancers in Orange County to add up to my birthdays... Well, I guess I'll just have to give it 4 nights, with some repeats...Heheheh...:-)
• casualguy

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  20 years ago

  62 wow! Was that all in one night? hmmm, I don't even know what the most number of dances I ever got in one night is. I know it wasn't anywhere close to 62 though.
• pinhead

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  20 years ago

  I'm hoping some of them were on the house, you know, just for good luck.
• Dain

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  20 years ago

  Here's my final contribution to this thread. The time that I first took a girlfriend to a strip club. He was so horny that she masturbated right there. All the girls enjoyed it. The first time I saw a girl do nothing but masturbate on stage. During her last song, she just leaned against the mirror and went to work on her clit. I couldn't believe how fast her hand was moving; mine couldn't keep up. She hardly moved here eyes from my crotch, and I showed my climactic appreciation about midway through the song. The time I first said to a girl on stage that we should masturbate together. She was rubbing her clit, and my suggestion just blurted out. She give her number and we've been meeting every month or so since then just to masturbate together. It's safe sex.
• FONDL

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  20 years ago

  I agree Casualguy. I hang out with an ex-dancer all the time. And the fact that she used to dance is irrelevant, that's just how we met a long time ago. We sometimes joke about it but that's pretty much it. She's cute, has a great personality, and we have a lot of common interests - that's all that matters.
• casualguy

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  20 years ago

  I'll add one more moment here. I remember visiting a dancer at a strip club during a weeknight which was unusual for me. I don't remember if she asked me to visit or if I surprised her (I had been out with her after club hours at least a couple of times already.) Anyway I told her I was going to leave the club (had to work in the morning) and she kept insisting I stay, she wanted to leave with me. Anyway as it got close to 1:30 am close to normal closing hours, she became ticked off at the manager who told her if she left early, she could forget about coming back. She must have been ticked off because she left with me anyway at 1:30 AM, only 30 minutes before the regular closing hour.
• casualguy

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  20 years ago

  Extra note concerning the above girl ^, I didn't really feel like I was dating her but rather just hanging out with her. We were with some of her other friends on a few occasions.
• casualguy

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  20 years ago

  I don't know if people feel the same about going out or hanging out with an ex-dancer as they do about a working dancer. It doesn't really matter to me if a girl is a dancer or not if she's friendly with a nice personality and looks good too.
• Yoda

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  20 years ago

  Pinhead: Hell, it all happened in my living room just last night!
• pinhead

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  20 years ago

  But after a while, it's just not as memorable as it used to be.
• Dain

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  20 years ago

  Hey, guys, I don't make this stuff up!
• TopGunGlen

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  20 years ago

  I think Dain should try his hand writing those sex novels. I hear they pay well...Actually, in real life, Steven King wrote porn stories for torrid magazines back in the days before "Carrie" became a best seller. He used another name, but it helped pay the bills before his big success.
• pinhead

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  20 years ago

  That stuff happens in Massachusetts ALL the time.
• Dain

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  20 years ago

  Here are some more memorable moments. One black girl, whom I saw about five times, had a huge pubic triangle, the outer tips of which touched her hips--and then a pyramid from the top of it up to her navel. Once in a SF club, a girl was on stage, lying on her elbow, stroking her clit, with her other and coming from behind to finger her pussy. As I was stroking, another girl came to sit beside me and rub my neck till I cummed. It was one of the best cums in my life. I felt fully accepted. Another time a girl came up to me, I hugged her; and then started to tongue her ear. She groaned, "That drives me crazy." I suggested that I could bring her to a climax that way in the private room. She cummed thrice. Then there was the time that twins were on stage, both spreading right in front of me. I whipped it out and did my thing; they both rubbed their clits. I couldn't believe it.
• TopGunGlen

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  20 years ago

  Once a beautiful black dancer, when she took off her thong, had a giant blond bush. Her head hair was black, so I don't know how she did it, and this was back in the early seventies before the special hair dyes of today. Another time, many years ago, a small fire broke out in a backroom of the club. Smoke was wafting in, and the fire department came. Not one person, dancer or client did a damn thing (except cough a little)... We all stayed put and kept on doing our thing, until the fireman kicked us out...:-) We were all toasted, I must admit...
• SuperDude

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  20 years ago

  Two lap dancers at once, each offering a nipple for suction.
• FONDL

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  20 years ago

  Once in Atlanta I found myself at an amatuer night. Two good-looking girls in street clothes, girls who were obviously not too sober, got up on stage, stripped down to fully nude (bare feet even), danced a little, than came back to the crowded bar and hung out without ever putting a stitch back on. Very funny. Once I did 16 consecutive laps with my ATF without a break. We were both histerical by the end. But then we were usually histerical together. She's one of the funniest people I've ever met. I think meeting her is my favorite SC memory - I walked up to tip her onstage (she was nude at the time), she stopped dancing, came over to me, introduced herself, extended her hand and we shook hands. I've never had that happen before or since. But then she's unique. Cute too.
• komey1970

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  20 years ago

  Saw one stripper accidently break one's guys glasses while getting a $1 tip on stage.
• Dain

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  20 years ago

  Although I enjoyed the above posts, mine concentrates on the sexual, not the unusual, moments. The first time I matched the exhibitionism of the dancer. I was fascinated that the girl was just as interested in me as I was in her. The time I blew a load four feet up. The girls was watching me and the guy in the next seat, who was doing the same thing. When I blew, she was startled at how powerful the shot was. So was I. The first time I saw pussy lub. I was showing my appreciation, and the girl lies in front of me and spreads her legs (her nipples were swollen, too). And there it was--smegma in all its glory. I am always absolutely fascinated when a girl masturbates in front of me. To match the digital motion with the face, nipples, clit, shape, and personality consumes my interest.
• casualguy

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  20 years ago

  I just remembered something similiar but more violent. A woman came into the club and apparently found her husband there. She whacked him right on the head with a beer bottle and left. Meanwhile the guy was knocked out cold on the floor with some blood on his face. He was later taken away in an ambulance. That's not the most memorable but something I just remembered.
• pinhead

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  20 years ago

  A couple of months ago: The dancer is facing away from this guy, and she goes to swing her leg up and over his head, wham!!!, she caught him right over his eye. The guy was bleeding like he was shot!!! I still wonder what he said when he got home (we found out he was married) Last year: Four young guys come in, order some beers and sit in the first row around the main stage. It was a quiet Sunday afternoon. Before they were on their second or third sip from their beers, one of their wives comes in, stands in front of them and makes them all leave. I felt bad for the dancer, she lost at least half of her audience.
• Clubber

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  20 years ago

  Certainly a memorable moment, but not close to being a favorite. I was in a club when an 18-year-old Birthday girl took to the stage for her first time. She was awkward and rather clumsy at her task, but gave it all she had. Her second set started the same except her white bikini bottom started to turn red. Yes, her period had just hit. She didn’t notice but another dancer quickly took her aside. Never have seen her since.
• skdii

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  20 years ago

  One of my favorites came when a guy went up to tip this little bitty thing of a dancer. She turned her back to him, bent over and slapped her ass. Well, this guy liked it so much, he slapped her ass too! The dancer flipped around and cold cocked the guy, literally knocking him out for like 10 seconds. Talked to her a little after and turns out she was a 2nd degree blackbelt in karate.
• casualguy

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  20 years ago

  I just feel compelled to add this one. It wasn't in a strip club but I was with a group of dancers and friends after club hours. Anyway I discovered that one of the dancer's male friends was actually dead. Yes DEAD. Well not in the flesh so to speak but the military had declared him dead. He was supposed to have been on board a plane at the nearby base and everyone in that section of the plane didn't make it. He was a bit upset about the whole thing and repeatedly talked about possibly not showing up for work on Monday. He had to call his parents and tell them he wasn't dead. I remember this incident as the first dead person I have talked to.
• lopaw

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  20 years ago

  Was sitting at the rail once when there was a loud commotion backstage. Suddenly a chair came flying thru the curtains out onto the stage, followed by a dazed dancer with a bloody wound on her forehead (later found out to be from another stripper's shoe heel). I can only imagine what the ladies were fighting about. The funniest thing was that no one else in the club even seemed to notice!