Comments by arbeeguy (page 16)

I second the motion for THANKS. Two years is more than enough for reviews to be available, and as for computing the ratings, I think one year is plenty. A weighted exponential average might be the best way to average the reviews. Not sure what to use for alpha. Ultimately, the best solution will probably be the one you personally feel best about. Responses through this board are bound to be all over the map.

Regarding the tell-tale smoke signals -- get your city/state to pass universal smoking bans. Not only does the stink go away, but people will (in general) be healthier as they find it more difficult to puff away. As for the perfume problem, that one is tougher. I'll have to get some unscented baby wipes. I agree with the idea of spilling a little gas on your clothes on the way home. But this can't work on a regular day-in-and-day-out basis -- too prominent and noticeable. DENY DENY DENY. YEs yes yes. Always a good idea. The whole strip club industry is based on lies. Do your part.

I would love to punish the malefactors of great wealth. This bill will, unfortunately reward rich people who made bad bets. But the rich will not get near as much benefit, proportional to their wealth, as the little guys who are now about to be laid off and tossed out of their homes because credit has seized up and housing prices have dropped so dramatically. I do not fully understand the credit markets, and I doubt if any of the previous posters to this thread really do, either. I predict the revised bill will pass, there will be a rally on Wall Street, the dollar will decline again, and on to the next problem. Or a replay of the present problem with different names and scenario. Sooner or later, the US government will have to either raise taxes and reduce profligate spending, or go bankrupt. By the way, I notice a number of comments above decry "Bailing out Foreign Banks." The USA is the world's largest provider of financial services, and most of the money will go to US firms. I think certain aspects of this proposal STINK. But thousands of small and medium sized banks - today - are finding it impossible to extend credit to their Main Street customers who need it desperately, because the banks' sources of credit have dried up. 700 billion will buy some time, and then we'll see what happens next. Too bad the US economy is so heavily dependent on credit.

Plenty of gas in the town I reside in, and they just dropped the price today, down another nickel, to $3.32 a gallon.

SHADOWCAT - GET REAL. IT HAS TO BE HYPOTHETICAL JUST READ YOUR OWN QUESTION: "Which way would you go?" That is a hypothetical question, man.

The best strip club city is East Saint Louis because there is a variety of clubs, the prices aren't terribly high, and the mileage is sometimes off the charts. The worst strip club city is East Saint Louis if the quality of the men's room at a couple of high-mileage clubs offends you.

shadowcat is just having fun. he sure is egocentric guy. not uncommon among guys that are getting what they want. it is true, he did not ask for advice. he asked "which way would you go?" Some would interpret that as asking for advice but .... no, he knows what to do, and I have no doubt he has a better time than his critics.

Huh? this posting makes me wonder if Parodyman is right after all.

This bra-size biz is very amusing. It deserves a thread of its very own. Could we also talk about pussy-lip size? Is there a standard terminology for this? And butt-size is important too. I need categories, measurements, descriptors. But ... 35C sounds wonderful to me.

NOT TRUE THAT PARODYMAN NEVER CONTRIBUTES TO THE DISCUSSION. I have read numerous constructive posts by Parodyman. In fact it is kinda mind-numbing to think that the same person who throws out the mindless (occasionally witty) has also made serious contributions to the discussion. LIke my daddy used to say, "Give the Devil his due."

"I wouldn't ask foa" (???) So WTF is foa?

Why does Parodyman (note correct spelling) assume that naming some Chicago lingerie shows would have anything to do with Law Enforcement? Perhaps Parodyman is a "double agent" ... ? Who knows.

shadowcat you are a blast. For a 66 y o guy you have the best times and the best stories. hope you are not making this up. (I don't think you are.) Personally I don't see ANY reason to wear jeans in to a strip club and I would never do it. Jeans are great for working, kiking, gardening, picnicking, etc. Of course if u don't plan on getting a lap dance, that is another story. But this thread is all about getting off during an LD isn't it? BTW in case you did not know, there is a nice Wikipedia entry on lap dances. Interesting history, especially the Canadian judge to which all us pervs should be grateful.

Hi Parodyman, He wrote "expel" and you thought he meant "expound" but I thought he meant "expect". Look at the context, don't you think it was "expect". Fess up Shadow, what was intended? (But hey, we are way off topic here, aren't we?)

Parodyman, I apologize for the missing "a" and I plead a light touch and failure to proofread. Not actual misspelling (Yeah, I know, that is really splitting hairs.) I agree with How, who said that both Parodyman and Shadowcat can be quite juvenile at times, but that is part of the charm of this board. People can exercise their creativity, wit, imagination, etc. We can boast, criticize, satirize, whine, or whatever. I take it all with a wink and a grain of salt.

Hi mmdv26 Just curious, what do you mean by "some jurisdictions"? The entire USA, ie all 50 states, operates under the same IRS code. If you mean, "some club owners," or "some club tax lawyers", that sounds plausible.

This subject came up a few months ago under the heading of "cum in pants" I believe. In fact, quite a few guys regularly have orgasms during lap dances. I think it fairly normal that a guy would cum after anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of verbal, visual, and tactile sexual stimulation. By the way, it is a fact that some guys have orgasms without erections. A fairly intelligent dancer was incredulous when I told her this happens to me from time to time. It's not totally soft, but it ain't totally hard either. Sort of half-mast.

being a white guy and thinkng that strange black pussy is very exotic and erotic I would have to choose MICHELLE of course, but would only want to meet her AFTER she had been properly prepared by using the appropriate recreational drugs. NOTE: I do not have any idea what the appropriate recreational drugs might be, but I'm sure there is something that would convert a high powered female executive into a warm fuzzy pussycat for a few hours

Prodyman, do your magic on this. Please don't hold back

Evilcyn has a good point - dancers are there to make money, and no-pay customers are a pain in the wazoo. But also Superdude has a good point - he paid to have a good time, and witnessing an Establishment Catfight is not a good time, so if the dancer isn't around to collect (because she and DJ are fighting) why should he? It is up to management to set up rules to prevent this kind of nonsense and then enforce the rules. Everybody on staff including DJs Dancers Bouncers etc are supposed to know WHAT they are supposed to do and WHEN. Everything depends on the customers who come in to spend their hard-earned money inside the club.

Seems like police departments would have pretty clear written rules on how these "Sting" operations are to be conducted, doncha think? If he had followed the rules he would not have been suspended, is what I think. I wonder where the original story was published. The best part of the story is "being manually stimulated". If it was a family-type local newspaper, it would simply not do to say, "he was jacked-off", but how about the word "masturbated". Is that too racy for a family newspaper?

Name calling never solves anything. MisterGuy obviously has a different slant on things, but that doesn't make him an idiot or a dimwit. If we are trying to have a serious discussion about a VERY serious subject, name-calling and disparaging ("a limited set of tricks" etc. doesn't advance the discussion. Facts can be interpreted in different ways. It is called "spin".

Parodyman's last two sentences apply to MOST (not all) of his zany posts. Namely, "No one does care. So why mention it here?" Well, for the sake of EGO, I guess. That's why Shadowcat is repeatedly driven to outlandish boasts and Parodyman is repeatedly driven to outlandish attempts at ridicule. I've gotten the feeling, though, that by his constant, almost fawning, attention, Parodyman is merely burnishing Shadowcat's reputation -- "His Majesty", etc. I would not be surprised if Shadowcat now makes outlandish comments MAINLY to stimulate Parodyman's mocking satire. And, I have to admit the ongoing dialogue is often amusing. Not exactly Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, however.

yes, by sticking my finger up her asshole and wiggling it -- at her request -- while she massaged her clitoris like crazy. She really loved it, and then in a giggly way apologized for making such an outlandish request. Heck I enjoyed it too. But I didn't cum.