Bored with lap dances?

I tired of clubs awhile ago - I just go occasionally now to prospect for OTC girls. It's a normal progression, becoming jaded.

Hookers and sex tourism pretty much cuts to the chase, and in the long run is cheaper than clubs.

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Bingo! It's all about fucking the whores OTC, and upping the risk/excitement. Don't get carried away like I did though!

WOW, Perfect timing for this topic. Was in my fav club yesterday afternoon mostly to chat with the personable and hot barmaid. Wearing my loose fitting, baggy gym shorts; ingested my +/- 33mg of Blue...I was ready for the hunt.

Barmaid rubbed my leg,under my shorts, way up high - that was nice, very nice! She introduced me to a brand new dancer (at that club). Petite black girl, mid twenties. Small tits, huge nips. Off we go to private area. Very dimly lit today.

2 dances, and no hands up the shorts. I'm not gettin much wood. I'm a bit disappointed, because this IS my kind of dancer. She's not even giving me access to the goods. OK, 1 more dance. This gets the "wheelbarrow" thing, and I rub kitty with my thumb while both hands are full of the cutest little butt cheeks. Change position, she's rubbin the package, but I could see the $$ being wasted. So we stopped after 4. Still no major wood.

I could have been more aggressive trying to get under the string, but now days, I hold back and wait for them to offer it. No up the leg on 2nd dance - warning bells start going off. Not getting wood - even with daddy's little helper - happening more frequently.

I go back over by the bar, knowing that I am burning out. OTC, too much trouble these days. Clubbing is losing its appeal.

My burn out thought is interrupted by my long time spinner buddy, who lost the toy I gave her three years ago, and has been bugging me to get her a new one so we can try it out ITC. (If that ain't some dancer shit...) She is arriving early for night shift. No, don't change just for me, I gotta go. Yeah, I'll call ya. I promise we'll get together, but I'm busy all the rest of this week. Not yet, but I'll get ya one.

Five years ago, I would have paid a grand to do FS OTC with her. (She refused.) Now - and she looks even better than back then when she was 17 - she'll go for $500. Yawn. Doing gfe/daty/hide/bbbj ITC for 8 or 10 dances plus $100 tip now, I think she'll do FS for $200 tip plus some dances...I'll have to work on that when I have time.

Guys, sorry to make this so porno sounding, but the "hunt" is not what it used to be for me these days. Like Scat, I find that I'm hardly interested if it's not heavy GFE, and FS or BBBJ. Watching the right girl dance naked is still pleasant, but frankly it's become a little bit boring. Never thought I'd say that!

I don't go clubbing as much as in the past, and activity at home is better than it has been in the past few years, maybe that has something to do with it...

Thanks for listening.

htstrpr99,

If you are going to make fun of the sad old men here what the fuck am I going to do? Very well said.

Hi htstrpr99
The distinction between a strip club and a brothel lies in what the hired help chooses to do in exchange for money while they aren't on stage - besides doing drugs in the dressing room.

htstrpr99 = parody dressed in drag and "exploring his female side" by posting as if he were a "dancer"

Too fucking funny!

mmdv26: good points. i too found scoring OTC to be too much of a cinch these day as well. I got bored of even that so i had to up the excitement by doing other things to add risk and adventure into the equation. i guess even if the strippers are fucking you OTC they only have so much to offer. *shrug*

Good point mmdv26. And as for you htstrpr99 why dont'YOU give it up? It's pretty much the norm for a guy to want to take a shot at extras in a stripclub environment, whether he's a senior citizen or a raging hormonal college kid. Besides I dont' give a fuck whether anyone says this is a fact: every chick who works at these clubs has a pricetag to do extras, or even a type. By type I mean a guy they would be willing to provide those extras at lapdance $20/song prices. So htstrpr99 if you can't handle what most guys want from this forum why don't you give it up huh? We don't fucking want you!!!!!!!!! You suggest you aren't a whore but by already working in this industry you pretty much are only a shade or two below from such status. Bottom line - YOU SUCK!!!!!

Now as far as being bored w/ friction/lapdances here's my 2cents: will never get bored of them as long as there are new girls coming in that are as hot and just as good at giving great grinds to completion as the ones that are leaving the business for good. Anything else offered by the new ones (GFE, BBJ, ETC) after the initial grind is all gravy home there on out.

Btw - htstrpr99 did I already posted that YOU SUCK!!!!!!! Which club and city do you work at? I want to know so I can avoid a club that would have pretentious cunts like you having what I consider to be a real shitty attitude regarding customers and their desires.

"I wouldn't ask foa" (???)

So WTF is foa?

....we make fun of people like you.

htstrpr, you sound as if you speak for the whole industry. You condescending, self-righteous bitch. Look in the mirror when you say the words "fucking idiot". Now, go back to your bikini club and do some more table dances.

htstpr: Stripperweb.com (pink side) could be your happy place! Leave here and go there for everybody's sake. Don't even go to the blue side on that site and you'll be fine. I'm not in complete agreement with all views posted here, but I find no problem believing the customers club reality is as they've been posted. htstpr: I also understand that's it not specifically your reality or the reality of all clubs, but this isn't a site that suits you. My reality is that even though I'm in a "no contact" area, all things discussed here are available. I pick and choose the moderate options as they suit me. Even I don't want to go to a club where you dance, based on your irrational postings here. I consider both sides of the strip club interaction to be equals, when one condemns one party they condemn themselves as well.

Shadowcat: “The older I get and/or the higher mileage I get, It takes more to excite me.”
Parodyman--> Not even the mighty blue pills can keep those boners popping old man.

Shadowcat: “I just read a review for a club that I visit.”
Parodyman--> All by yourself? No one explained it to you? Did you get a headache?

Shadowcat: “The reviewer said that he spent $240 for an hour of grinding.”
Parodyman--> My God man! That is thirty pair of pervert shorts at your local K-Mart.

Shadowcat: “If after 4 songs I am not getting more than just grinding, I have to stop and find another dancer.”
Parodyman--> Does the first one run away screaming?

Shadowcat: “Even with my favorites, who provide me with excellent mileage, I have to stop after 4 songs unless they are really getting nasty.”
Parodyman--> Oh I get it… You aren’t up to the task.

Shadowcat: “This morning I felt like hitting a club tonight but now the thought of visiting an Atlanta club is boring.”
Parodyman--> An entire shift of dancers collectively sigh in relief.

Shadowcat: “Maybe I am getting too old for this shit or maybe I just need to take a break from it.”
Parodyman--> Don’t let anyone here stop you. We’d like a break from you too.

Shadowcat: “The only thing that keeps me doing it, is the chance for a GFE OTC with one of my favorites.”
Parodyman--> It’s like making those insane proposition bets for you; hoping you will find a girl desperate enough to fuck at the discounted senior rate. Oh well roll dem bones.

Shadowcat: “If she doesn't come through this month, maybe I will cool it for awhile and take some real trips.”
Parodyman--> Acid? Angel Dust?

Shadowcat: “Acapulco, Costa Rica or Rio and go for some real hookers.”
Parodyman--> As opposed to the drug addled bottom feeders you normally consort with. Good luck with that.

Since when is a strip club NOT a brothel? It's just a question of how GOOD a brothel they are, either for the management's and staff's interests, or the client's. Sometimes, even, the two coincide.

parodyman: Bring your wife around I am sure that she could use some DICK. Am I getting too personal? I remember you knocking my daughter a few posts ago. I ignored it as being just your usual bull shit. I doubt that we will ever meet in person. You do not have the balls for that because you know that I will kick the living shit out of you.

I think shadow is onto to something. parody likes to talk like a big, tough guy on the internet, b/c he can't do it in real life, because he is a stupid, puny, little faggot who get his ass kicked by anyone, or anyone's five year old nephew.

Shadowtwat: “parodyman: Bring your wife around I am sure that she could use some DICK.”

Parodyman--> She’d kill you old man. But I did ask her and she said that we could use a gardener.

Shadowtwat: “Am I getting too personal?”

Parodyman--> Not at all as long as you are willing to talk about your failed marriage. Guess your DICK couldn’t keep her interested. That’s OK. I’m sure where you live there were lots of close family members to satisfy her.

Shadowtwat: “I remember you knocking my daughter a few posts ago.”

Parodyman--> I didn’t knock her. I just wanted a naked picture before I met her. I wanted to see if she was the type who would like me to go up her ass then spray my load all over her face.

Shadowtwat: “I ignored it as being just your usual bull shit.”

Parodyman--> It’s no bullshit. I’d be happy to ream her good.

Shadowtwat: “I doubt that we will ever meet in person.”

Parodyman--> That is correct. I don’t stick my junk through glory holes.

Shadowtwat: “You do not have the balls for that because you know that I will kick the living shit out of you.”

Parodyman--> Sure you will. Take a look at yourself. You are a 66 year old bastard with one foot in the grave. What are you going to do... Hit me with your oxygen bottle?

Getting bored with lapdances may very well be in the same category as moving beyond dial up, non ABS/AH cars, call-only cellphones, non-digital cameras, CD/cassette/8track players, paper road maps, etc.