What is a lap dance?

A closed club in Detroit was named The Grind. If I buy it and reopen it, I will rename it The Grope. LOL

Prodyman, do your magic on this. Please don't hold back

Yeah, I left myself wide open on this one.

ARBEEGUY: “Prodyman, do your magic on this. Please don't hold back”
PARODYMAN: I’ll do my best not to disappoint if you promise to spell my name right in the future.

SHADOWCAT: “Yeah, I left myself wide open on this one.”
PARODYMAN: Yes you did! But life is full of risks without which there would be no reward. As a side note; as long as you are standing there with your anus agape perhaps one of your well trained followers would take a tape measure and see how far up your colon Shekitout has crawled? The whole of TUSCL wants to know.

SHADOWCAT: “My mileage has gotten so strong that I have to go wash my hands after every back room trip.”
PARODYMAN: More ego boosting and nothing more. I’m surprised you haven’t had your minions sniff your stink finger for verification. In the future try washing your hands after every RESTROOM trip!

SHADOWCAT: “The dancers no longer ask for a lap dance but rather ask if I want to go play. And I do.”
PARODYMAN: Meaning what? You beg for half price dances then go back there and play with yourself?

SHADOWCAT: “I feel sorry for you guys that run from club to club in search of such dancers.”
PARODYMAN: That’s OK because we feel sorry for old fools who drive 200+ miles one way to find dancers that will not only put up with his senior citizen discount dance bullshit but feed into his delusions that he is someone special. We also feel sorry as they laugh at your cheapness, your silk pervert shorts, your Viagra popping and your handing out of candy like you are trying to lure a child away from a playground.

SHADOWCAT: “Find a club that you like and make friends.”
PARODYMAN: I guess there is no point in explaining to you that these people aren’t your friends. You are nothing more than a business transaction to them. If you are happy go on and enjoy yourself. Just stop trying to convince the rest of us that you are special. It is pathetic. In fact; it smacks of the desperation of one who is trying to believe his own words.

Well Arbeeguy? Were you disappointed. I know that I wasn't. He continues to bring my name into the spot light. I like it. I am special.

SHADOWCAT: "I am special."

PARODYMAN: Like "Special Ed?" or maybe... "Timmy!"

Observation: shadowcat and parodyman-> are juvenile in their bickering.

Regarding the thread question: A lap dance is different in different clubs, and for different people. In some areas, a "lap dance" involves a guy sitting on his hands as a woman teases him with a seductive dance featuring light brushes of her body against his. In other areas, it's intercourse.

Thanks for clearing that up for us HOW. Without smart people like yourself the rest of us would be lost.

   Parodyman, I apologize for the missing "a" and I plead a light touch and failure to proofread. Not actual misspelling (Yeah, I know, that is really splitting hairs.)  

I agree with How, who said that both Parodyman and Shadowcat can be quite juvenile at times, but that is part of the charm of this board. People can exercise their creativity, wit, imagination, etc. We can boast, criticize, satirize, whine, or whatever. I take it all with a wink and a grain of salt.

I can be boring reading shadowcat and parodyman bitch slap each other.

I think it is time that parodyman accepts that shadowcat is special and unique, just like everybody else.

"I think it is time that parodyman accepts that shadowcat is special and unique, just like everybody else."

NO! Shadowcat is special & unique but in the short yellow bus sense of the words.