I asked how often a guy gets off...

some w/me in about a decade of laps.

i asked a dancer i know well (unfortunately, haven't seen her for going on a year bc of "maternity leave") about this.

she said that on her last nite of work, every guy she danced for (i think she said 9 guys) "left happy" (TUSCL lingo, not her's) and she was proud of that.

maybe you have to be in the frame of mind of REALLY wanting to?

the one or two accidental "cream jeans" i experienced as a teenager were more than enough for me!

This subject came up a few months ago under the heading of "cum in pants" I believe. In fact, quite a few guys regularly have orgasms during lap dances. I think it fairly normal that a guy would cum after anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of verbal, visual, and tactile sexual stimulation.

By the way, it is a fact that some guys have orgasms without erections. A fairly intelligent dancer was incredulous when I told her this happens to me from time to time. It's not totally soft, but it ain't totally hard either. Sort of half-mast.

My favorites tell me that it happens but not all that often from just grinding. I have come close with one favorite about 6 times. Each time I stopped her because I didn't want to end the visit too soon. She is without a doubt the hottest stripper that I currently know. A 9 in appearance, a 10 in personality, and a 9 on the couch. Plenty of two way touching under the clothing. But she has her limits. NO HJ's, BJ's or FS. She once gave me a titty fuck after a trip to the Champagne room with another customer and drank too much. I always encourage her to drink more.

Generally with my favorite dancers (12 or so) I can get HJ's for $20-40, BBBJ's for $40-80 and FS for $80-150. Some times OTC at the same prices. Now, all of this is going to depend on how well you know the dancer, the mood she is in and the amount of privacy available, and how much money you have and are willing to spend.

Yes, at 66 I do use Viagra. I don't own a banjo. I don't eat boiled peanuts. I do like fried okra. I think that everybody knows that I live in the Atlanta area. And I love southern girls.

From what dancers have told me, about a quarter of the guys get off with grinding and exterior jerking. I almost always do so, but with a self-help manual. Almost all the girls are cool with that. What I like the most is the new ones who are fascinated with purple monsters.

What is worse, is a dancer that can't give a happy ending. I know a couple that have tried, but never got the result, while others are quite adept at it.

I was surfing and ound "stripper stories" and one gal talked of giving a guy a LD. She described how she just continued to ride a guy for like ten or fifteen minutes before she finally gave up without him getting off. The next day, her kitty was bleeding, and scabbing up horribly.

I think she told the story about me. In my case, my dick scabbed up too.

Rest easy , turtle- you're in the same boat as 41-45% of Jun.2002 z-bone.com poll respondents. That poll asked if one has EVER come to completion during a lapdance, not how often.

Dudester,

Wearing jeans? A real no-no in club wear.

Clubber, thaat depends entirely on where you are. I've been to lots of clubs where all the customers wear jeans, and you'd look really out of place if you didn't.

Which is also true for the original question, it depends on where you are. In some clubs it's the whole point of the LD and is expected, in others the girls would get pissed off. Different clubs have different (usually unwritten) rules.

FONDL: I disagree. All of the dancers that I know are appreciative that I am respectful of their asses and who gives a shit about what other customers think of your dress. I wear shorts to my favorite club all year round. I freeze my ass off getting from my car to the front door in January but my dress tells the dancers why I am there.

shadowcat you are a blast. For a 66 y o guy you have the best times and the best stories. hope you are not making this up. (I don't think you are.)

Personally I don't see ANY reason to wear jeans in to a strip club and I would never do it. Jeans are great for working, kiking, gardening, picnicking, etc. Of course if u don't plan on getting a lap dance, that is another story. But this thread is all about getting off during an LD isn't it?

BTW in case you did not know, there is a nice Wikipedia entry on lap dances. Interesting history, especially the Canadian judge to which all us pervs should be grateful.

arbeeguy: I don't make this shit up. I get away with more shit than anybody in the main room. Come on down. If your heart can take it. Parody is just jealous. Anybody that has met me personally ( at least 12) know that I am not full of shit.

FONDL,

I will agree about jeans, as I mostly wear them. What I didn't do was clarify the wearing jeans was a no-no when you wish to have dancers grinding on you.

Agreed here - jeans suck!!! Wear smooth pants & no undies - commando rules!!! More intense in sensation. Here's a tip - zipper should be made of plastic, not metal. Metal can cause nasty pussy cuts, which will really piss off the dancer. Can't blame her for that.

Thanks for all the replies!

So shorts with a plastic zipper and I should be all set?

What do you do with the "aftermath"? wear it as a badge of gooey pride? Do the girls have tissues or is that up to the guy?

It's happened to me more than a few times if the girl does tribidism ("scissors") on me. She's gotta get good continuous contact going for it to be effective - sometimes to the point of bruising (ouch).
More likely to happen in the privacy of VIP vs. out on the open floor, where the floaters will be sure to stop it.

I never have. I believe I tend not to relax very well in a public place where I believe several people or cameras may be watching. If I drink as well, then that just makes me feel a bit numb.

turtle: Better yet. No zipper. I have 3 pair of 100% nylon shorts that I bought at Kmart for about $8 each. No zippers. No belts. 2 Pockets up front and one in the back. An elastic waste band. BLACK. I cut out the interior mesh undergarment being careful to not cut the pockets out. What next? Wash them!

arbeeguy,

About lap dances. I don't recall how long ago it was, but I was going to dinner with another family, but in different cars. We were in Orlando. We went via the OBT, a notorious area for clubs and hookers.. When we were eating, one of the young sons of the other couple asked his father, "Dad, what is face and lap dancing?" He had read some of the signs in front of the clubs. Before I saw those signs, I had never heard of it myself, but had experienced them.

Shadowcat: “turtle: Better yet. No zipper.”
Parodyman-->: Sounds great for you Shadowcat until you piss yourself because you forgot that there is no zipper there.

Shadowcat: “I have 3 pair of 100% nylon shorts that I bought at Kmart for about $8 each.”
Parodyman-->: Wow you must be the reigning King of high fashion in the Atlanta and South Carolina areas. Most grown men visit a tailor. You Shadowcat go right for that blue light special. You are a one of a kind and you have character. Or are a character, either way…

Shadowcat: “No zippers.”
Parodyman-->: Good, one less “new fangled” thing to break.

Shadowcat: “No belts.”
Parodyman-->: Also good, then the police won’t have to take it away when they arrest you for being a pervert. No one wants to see you swinging from the rafters of your jail cell.

Shadowcat: “2 Pockets up front and one in the back.”
Parodyman-->: Are you sure the back one is a pocket and not a Ned Beatty trademarked sodomy access point? You know how you people get once those dueling banjos get going.

Shadowcat: “An elastic waste band.”
Parodyman-->: Is your sphincter so old that you need an elastic device to contain your waste? Or did you mean waist as in midsection? I’m just dying to ask… Did you and Jethro BoDean both graduate with a sixth grade education? How come he’s the brain surgeon?

Shadowcat: “BLACK.”
Parodyman-->: Another race you don’t like? Or did you mean the shorts? Are you trying to be like Johnny Cash? Are you the frail old man in black?

Shadowcat: “I cut out the interior mesh undergarment being careful to not cut the pockets out.”
Parodyman-->: You aren’t even wearing athletic or casual shorts. You are buying swim trunks. That must be a real flattering look. At least you should be able to fit your adult diaper underneath without too much trouble. (Keep those front pockets! You’ll need a place to carry the chocolates and Viagra.)

Shadowcat: “What next?”
Parodyman-->: Nothing. This little fashion tip for goobers was brilliant. I genuinely feel sorry for you now.

Shadowcat: “Wash them!”
Parodyman-->: Have your little bitch boy Bobbyl/Dougster take care of that for you.

Parodyman: You must have spent the whole day composing this one. Not one of your better insults. Are you running out of material?

As for washing my soiled shorts, I thought that I could just throw them in the bath tub with you but that creates another problem. I don't want to wait a month to get them back.

Shadowcat: “Parodyman: You must have spent the whole day composing this one.”

Parodyman--> 5 minutes. Not that you are worth even that much of my time.

Shadowcat: “Not one of your better insults.”

Parodyman--> Maybe not, but at your expense anything is funny.
Shadowcat: “Are you running out of material?”

Parodyman--> “Not until you drop dead. Even then the corpse will be good for a few beatings.

Shadowcat: “As for washing my soiled shorts, I thought that I could just throw them in the bath tub with you but that creates another problem.”

Parodyman--> As I stated have one of your followers wash them. I bet if you look inside your shorts you’ll see Shekitout hanging there just going along for the ride. Ask him to wash them.

Shadowcat: “I don't want to wait a month to get them back.”

Parodyman--> Then you better slap Bobbyl or Shrek with that geriatric pimp hand.

I'll relate a story told to me by a ATF. She's in the back talking to one of the younger naive strippers and this topic comes up. Stripper 1 "I've never had a man orgasm when I've danced for them." S2 Are you sure?? Stripper 1 "Positive" S2 Have you ever had a man stop you in mid dance, tip you $20, pull his shirt out and leave in a hurry??" S1 OMG !!

TB: "I never ask dancers 'how often guys get off' with them. I don't really want to know. "

Yeah, I can see that... "Well, I've had ten guys cum on me already tonight..."

The trick is not to splooge in your pants; rather, inside the dancer.

I ware special thin shorts (with NO undies) extra large so that the dancer feels mr happy. Most love it, some have stopped and called me sick, maybe three in my life.
I try not to mess up the dancers thong. If its coming I l=try to let them know and some will get off me, and others will want to see the prize for themselves. Got to like the South Fl clubs. :))

Mets1986,

Could you be shadowcat's long lost brother? You speak and spell just like him.