Comments by JC2003 (page 15)

David, here's a hint: when people compare you to RL, it is not meant as a compliment. It's symptomatic of your intense delusions that you would consider such comparisons as compliments. When people call you "geek," they're likely referring to your lack of musculature, pasty complexion, poor taste in clothing, and profound lack of social graces rather than any of the positive characteristics associated a geek might have.

I agree with you that you are cheap, David. Are you broke too? Here's a tip: get a job. Then maybe you could afford to have a good time at a strip club like the rest of us.

It wouldn't be wrong if both of you are comfortable with you going to strip clubs. In your case, however, she is uncomfortable with it, so, yes, it is wrong. You need to ask yourself what is more important: your strip club habit or her? You need to be honest with yourself about this, because the answer may very well be your strip club habit, despite the three years you have spent with her in a relationship. But if the answer is her, then you need to stop going.

He could tell her the truth, and she could leave him... or maybe decide that he's worth staying around for, even with his strip club habit. That would be the honorable thing to do, but, no, fuck honesty and all that "relationship" bullshit, right, T-Bone? No wonder strippers have no respect for married men.

There's no way that you can judge someone's age if they're on stage especially if they're wearing lots of stage makeup.

Because nothing really spices up a dull evening like a gorgeous 19 year old girl wearing nothing but fuck me heels, smiling at you, and telling you how much she would love to take you in the back room and fuck your brains out.

Without springing for a hotel? Maybe an hour tops.

I like it when they wear something that improves their look. It doesn't have to cover anything, like when a woman wears a bikini top but moves it slightly aside to show off her breasts.

I love booty shorts and bikinis.

Are the numbers you've posted here before or after tipout? They can make hundreds even thousands per night, but a lot of that goes to the club. For instance, every time they go to the VIP room or even just the regular lapdance room in some cases, the club gets their cut. Then there's DJ, bouncer, and house mom tipouts, not to mention other work-related expenses like costumes, shoes, perfume and makeup, etc. It's still better money than making minimum wage, no doubt, and a lot more fun (and drama) than your typical office job.

I don't like the goth look.

If you're a father with a daughter old enough to go to the prom, you should already have suffered through the notion of her being sexually active by then -- especially if you're the kind of dad who goes to strip clubs. Kids these days start getting sexually active in junior high, not high school.

Strippers say "I'll be right back" instead of "Bye" for the same reasons customers say "Not right now" or "Maybe later" instead of "No thanks." Hmm, I wonder if strippers have a Customer-to-English Translation thread on their Web forums.

For some reason, all this talk of not wanting the truth brings the Emperor's clothes to mind. Go figure.

Some guys just don't get it, komey1970. In every sense of that expression, if you know what I mean.

This might seem contradictory, but I don't prefer "favorites" to dances from somebody new and interesting. It's just that sometimes there's no one that satisfies the "interesting" half of the "new and interesting" bill. Favorites are good for those times.

RL hasn't posted in a while. I wonder where he went.

"I am perfectly willing to give the posters on this board a chance to engage in civil discussion." Ha! davids is my bitch. I can start him up any time I want.

Welcome back, davidbitch! Now, quick, alienate everyone on this board by posting your typical "you are so lame because you pay strippers for dances and sex" pablum BS! That's a good little boy.

Do you go? Somehow I doubt it, or else you wouldn't be back here posting again. I'm thinking that maybe you tried and got shot down so bad that you came crawling back here where you can make yourself feel like a man by attacking us. Or maybe you never tried at all and came back here anyway, because you're my bitch and can't leave unless I say so.

What is so great about clubs? Most clubs are so lame that they have to offer free booze to the ladies to come in. That attracts a cheap, usually alcoholic kind of floozy. Then again, maybe you need women to be drunk to want to have sex with you, davids. Obviously, your "date a stripper" schtick wasn't working out for you, haha.

davids - inability to get an erection RomanticLover - chronic fixation on CAPS LOCK key

I feel sorry for both guys. I wish they could get over whatever it is that has them so messed up and move on with their lives before it's too late.

davids, I just feel sorry for you now. So sad.

They don't hate geeks. They just hate you.