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13 years ago
Welcome MidDnightJshark6. I got your last sentence, it was secret code that maybe you aren't a dancer at all...
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13 years ago
I'm 60. No love for pubes lost here. Shaved tastes better, too.
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13 years ago
@jacks, no way! Are you both naked during the dances, hehe? Do they have a huge buffet that you eat at...or do you even need food in heaven? You gonna make the dancers pay you in advance...LOL? Don't get carried away with all that free booze - drink yourself to death up there, and they probably send you back here, hahaha!
Seriously tho, don't be a stranger...you stay in touch!
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13 years ago
No visits in May. I'm on "non-functional" leave due to recent surgery. I might stop by my fav club before the end of the month just to let 'em know I'm still alive.
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13 years ago
Had an OTC thing going on with a stripper who I could have had a relationship with, but I was already married and I wasn't really looking to get divorced. Eventually, stripper and I had a very honest conversation; she went on her way and I stayed with my wife.
Have had a few "really good friends" relationships with strippers. Those are fun.
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13 years ago
This product has too many annoyances like standing out in the parking lot putting them on and lubing them up before coming in the club...oh, maybe put them on in the mens room before you leave work. Keep the lube supply in your briefcase. Then you gotta wash them afterwards...can't just throw these in the laundry basket at home and blame the stain on S.O. reaching over and rubbing you while you were both asleep....Remember, baby?
Invent lube dispensing thongs for girls that don't get wet real fast. Similar effect, but horse would have to be out of the barn so that wouldn't work so well in many clubs...
I do think this guy needs to give TUSCL members a free pair for blatantly advertising his product on the discussion page tho. So....interesting idea, but probably won't reach scale beyond novelty.
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13 years ago
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Time for a break rickdugan! Sounds like you've becoming a bit cynical about the whole thing. If you are on the road, and SC is your evening outlet, try NOT angling for OTC and limit the number of LD's you get. In other words, if you MUST go to clubs, lower your activity level. I've gone cold turkey a few times for 3 to 6 months each time, and it helped my attitude a great deal. When I do return, I have shed some of my PL self-image as well...
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13 years ago
....need to legalize whoring.
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13 years ago
I have seen girls who I suspected were strippers, but I'm not sure I would have anything to gain by striking up a potentially awkward conversation with them. After all, I'm probably not going to get a lapper on one of the waiting benches at the Wal-Mart pharmacy.
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13 years ago
He was thinking ahead in his writing when he said music the first time. He really meant food or restroom.
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13 years ago
"The conditions for Khalwat is provided under the Syariah Criminal Provisions Act, and the circumstances differ from state to state. Generally, as provided by the Syariah Criminal Provisions Act (Federal Territories), Section 27, it entails:
'Any man who is found together with one or more women, not being his wife or mahram; or any woman who is found together with one or more men, not being her husband or mahram, in any secluded place or in a house or room under circumstances which may give rise to suspicion that they were engaged in immoral acts shall be guilty for an offence and shall on conviction be liable to a fine not exceeding three thousand ringgit or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years or to both.'"
They probably don't have drive-in movies either...
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13 years ago
@Realist123...no shit, $20 + sales tax per 100mg if you have to get it at your local pharmacy. The good news is I did OK if I bit off about a third of a pill. So, it adds to the overhead of clubbing by about $7.50 per visit.
I will be experimenting with Cialis since I had my prostate removed a couple of weeks ago. Doctor's orders: 5mg daily version, so I suppose it just provides a low-level background ability to enhance blood flow. I wonder what would happen if I took say 25mg of Viagra on top of that. I'd probably get the 4-hour boner thing and be sorry....probably shouldn't mix pills.
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13 years ago
I visited Boy's Town in the early 70's. It was cold, rainy and the streets were muddy. Five of us squeezed in the front door of a small room to watch a "mother and daughter" dildo show on a bed. Then we all went to the bar, drank cerveza, bought drinks for girls, and got laid. TJ, 30 years later, was modern by comparison - same crappy buildings but paved streets.
I don't think I would stay overnight in TJ especially on my first visit. The Motel Seis might not be what you are used to.
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13 years ago
They were doing lap dances at Bachelors III in Kansas City, KS in 1987. Straight-backed cafe chairs along one wall. Had to keep your hands by your side, but if you were careful, and the girl was game, you could touch the outer thigh. The club moved to a new location in '88 or '89 where the lappers were done in booth like you would find in a diner. The girls wedged in between you and the table, and rubbed her goods on your lower belly, and what ever else happened to be sandwiched in there. Got my first HJ (inside the pant) there! By '88 or '89, there were several other clubs in KCK doing basically the same thing as B3.
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13 years ago
Out of curiosity, how does a body become mummified in an otherwise normal decay process as I assume that this was? Did the room stay exceptionally warm due to the space heater, thus drying the corpse rapidly?
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13 years ago
One of my daughters is vegan. Vegan takes the healthy aspects of vegitarian an additional step by eliminating the pain the animal feels when it is slaughtered...by not eating animal tissue. I think a balanced diet is the key, but I have seriously reduced my red meat consumption over the past 20 years or so. I don't eat a lot of chicken or dairy products either. I eat a lot of grains, fruits, vegetables, pasta and fish, and I still got cancer.
Good news for vegans who want to eat pussy: they can make almost anything out of tofu.
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13 years ago
Bring it up in discussion, and let's get some shit flyin' here! It'll sure teach some stupid newby not to shoot his mouth off it he doesn't know what he's talking about. Especially if his experience was different than somebody else.
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13 years ago
Nope
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13 years ago
Life in the fast lane...
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13 years ago
@imnumnutz. Well, f**k, now I feel obligated to throw in my version of "men's health" Only a few of my closest friends know that back in early March I was diagnosed with prostate cancer. I had been doing blood work twice a year to keep tabs on cholesterol, and noticed PSA had jumped to 4.9 back in November. Biopsy revealed Stage 1 with 3 - 4 Gleason. I considered the options and elected to go for removal.
So one week ago today (Thursday), I got it pulled out. Initial pathology looks good - it probably hasn't spread. We'll keep an eye on PSA for...ever, and expect it to remain around zero.
I'll be peeing in a bag until Monday when they pull the catheter out, then I can wear a diaper for a while...hopefully just a day or so. Hopefully the highly recommended surgeon was able to protect some of the nerves so that ED medicine can help me if I return to clubbing.
I have 5 friends who have had the same procedure and they are alive and cancer-free 3 to 5 years post. Sadly, one friend didn't catch it before it spread. We buried him the week after I found out about my situation.
I caught it early primarily because I was doing some easy and cheap preventative stuff. At age 60, make every effort to do as imnumnutz suggests with the colonscopy, and get the blood work (PSA) done annually, too.
If all goes well, I guess I can tell the BBBJ queen, "don't worry baby, you won't taste a thing."
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13 years ago
@Level5. You've put your request out there, and maybe somebody who knows something will sent you a PM - that's a private mail reply. If they post it out here on the discussion pages, they will definitely be subject to the same hostility and ridicule that you are experiencing.
Most of us here in the discussion area of the site have been members for many years, and have substantial experience in strip clubs. Even if we act like major league assholes on these pages, one thing we NEVER do is ask for or give out personal or private information. It's dangerous business, especially with strangers.
Run on over to StripClubList.com and try your inquiry there. Stop posting here - you are not trusted and not wanted.
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13 years ago
If you are going to be a journeyman S-C monger, you need to try to get to at least Tampa, TJ, Houston, COI, ESL and Miami. My opinion is that Detroit is a suitable option for Houston and ESL; and Miami and Tampa are similar only because their last names are Florida (try to do both). It can take you as long as you need... maybe it takes 10 years...but make the effort. Except for the nonsense about shorting treasuries, you will have a much better understanding of what is being said here at TUSCL.
I have been to TJ. I live in the midwest, and it was a long flight and a heavy traffic drive to get there, but I did it. Would I go again? Don't know. But if I hadn't gone, I would probably be plotting to get there right now. Went to SF in the good years (mid-late 90's). Go again?...not just to go SC'ing. I've experienced Mons Venus in Tampa. No sex at Mons, but the shear volume of naked women with nearly perfect tan bodies and the prettiest faces you've ever seen on a weekend night is just something you have to see to believe. And for $20 each you can touch almost all of that perfection.
So, if you think you need to experience TJ, then do it. Save up some $$ and fly - very long drives make for poor performance once you get there...and then you gotta drive back...wtf. The cab rides in TJ might take longer than the sex, but you can say you've done it.
I learned how to have sex sitting on a couch when I was in college, so there are a few places that I have not visited, and may not go out of my way to visit, because I've already done something very similar. The thing that makes TJ and Mex border towns unique, is that they are straight up whore houses where you f**k naked in a private room. Most of the others on the list are like the couch in college at best.
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13 years ago
Hi smokey,
Dude, we're just makin' all this up. Strip Clubs don't even exist on this planet. There aren't any clubs in Illinois, and the one in KW that you saw was a deserted gas station. You thought you went inside and got lap dances, but you got drugged in the parking lot, and thrown in the big blue TUSCL box instead. You'll feel better tomorrow.