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If A Stripper Cuts the Crusts Off Her PBJ...

Does that mean she is more or less likely to give you a BBBJ in the VIP?

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3LeggedMan

It means she doesn't like bread crust. How about you ask questions about stripping and leave foods and dining to Anthony Bordain?

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motorhead

This is very complex question that is not easy to answer.

The obvious answer would be "less likely" because if she cuts the crusts off of the sandwich, that probably means she likes things that are nice and neat. Dainty. And BBBJ are all messy and gooey. Yuk.

But wait - the crust of the bread contains much of the vitamins and minerals. So if he she is deprived of those vital nutrients, she will have to find an alternate source.

Bingo! That means she will give a BBBJ and swallow.

Elementary Mr. Watson

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ilbbaicnl

By Jove Motor-Holmes, you've solved it again!

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mmdv26

There is a lot of logic around this site. On the other hand...

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she_is_covfefe

You guys are on crack.

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ilbbaicnl

If you lazy dancers got on the floor before 10, I'd be on my way to the club instead of blowing time here. So there.

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JayJay15
  1. Strippers are girls.
  2. Girls always eat fancy sandwiches with either chicken or turkey and lettuce and stuff on them.
  3. Fancy turkey/chicken sandwiches are more expensive than PB&J.
  4. If a stripper is eating a PB&J at all, it means she has had several bad earnings nights in a row, and is worried about rent.

Therefore....

  1. A stripper who is eating PB&J, with or without crust, is MORE likely to give a BBBJ, because she needs the extra money.
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rell

lol wow

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gatorfan

Have you ever had a PBJ?

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shadowcat

Cutting the crust of bread is what you do for children that can't handle the ruffness of the crust. Therefore a dancer that needs the crust cut off is still acting like a child and her inexperince would show up as a bad BBBJ.

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Alucard

"It means she doesn't like bread crust. How about you ask questions about stripping and leave foods and dining to Anthony Bordain?"

A good Idea!

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gatorfan

KY Jelly works better than peanut butter

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vincemichaels

Stay away from people with sharp knives named Lorena. :)

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she_is_covfefe

I need to say it again; y'all are on crack, especially the other JJ.

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crazyjoe

Didn't know this was part of the food network

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Dougster

Nobody posts whackier topics than ilbby. He is definitely king of the whack.

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