after hours

Most of my club visits are not too far from home so I don’t have to sleep in my car to get rest to go home.

Sometimes I’ll stop by either Taco Bell or IHOP and “reenergize” myself.

Or I’ll just go home, slap the monkey, and go to sleep.

Most of my club visits are not too far from home so I don’t have to sleep in my car to get rest to go home.

For me when I'm local I do a taco Bell or mcdonalds run followed by a 12 nap at home but if on the road its a walmart nap before the ride home

Only a dumbass would stay in the club until 2am. Most of the stripclub violence happens around 2am.

I'm afraid if I sleep in the WalMart parking lot I'll end up on one of those PL's of WalMart videos.

i usualy have a stripper come home with me

I'm too old for that shit now but in my younger days, I can remember going to restaraunts in Japan and Mexico and drinking beer out of soup bowls.

Go back to my 4 star hotel and debate whether I should call an escort, but ultimately fall asleep in a drunken haze. ;)

Shit, even when I do have OTC lined up I am at risk for passing out under the influence. The older I get the less I can hang in there for uber late night OTC.

I drive 3 miles home. There is a walmart on the way if I'm too tired to drive that far

Being I don't drink beer anymore, I usually have pop instead and the caffeine pretty much keeps me awake for the road home. If I am tired and at my favorite club, there is a truck stop I can take a nap at if I have to, plus if I take the interstate home (there are essentially two routes home, one of which is back roads, but also has no toll bridge along the way, so it all depends on my tolerance of toll bridges that day), there is a rest area I can nap at, too. If it's early enough, I've been known to stop at the IHOP or even the Buffalo Wild Wings, which are both at the last exit before home.

Dandydan knows how this is done playa

Back when I lived in an area where all the clubs closed at 2AM, I would leave with a stripper and we would drive past all the police cars and yellow tape they kept putting up everywhere. Now that I live in an area where some clubs stay open past 2AM, people just migrate and everything is calm and peaceful. Police have to tend to the clubs that still close at 2AM and deal with all the angry people who don't want to hop over to another club. That's what happens when you leave it to the opinion of city councils and police chiefts to close clubs at 2AM. they should instead leave them open but stop serving new alcohol.

After I leave a club, sometimes I go home and go to sleep. If I leave with some strange girl I just met in the parking lot, I have no idea what might happen. I figure I must look awfully safe for some girl to want to hitch a ride with me somewhere. I guess if juice and others are the only other option to hitch a ride, that might explain it.

The last time this happened, the girl asked if I was going to try anything funny. Of course I said no. Why would some strange guy you just met in the parking lot try anything funny?

Now I have been asked by a dancer if I was afraid of a bunch of girls teaming up on me and having their way with me sexually. Are you?
I am fearless.