Cumming commando
bman77
Maryland
I just about have the nerve worked up to try going to a strip club commando for the first time. Have done pretty much everything else, including the liquid lapdance pants, boxers, whitey tighties, dress pants, dockers, etc. Just curious, for you guys with experience going commando, what do you do when you are getting ready to cum during the lapdance..do you just let it fly and say the hell with it, or do you push the dancer away when you start cumming?
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Going commando might work okay, especially if you're able to wear sweatpants (I personally cannot bring myself to the level where I'll wear sweatpants to a club, but that also might be because most of my local clubs won't take too kindly to that either).
http://www.liquidlapdance.com/
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2…
Ideally, i'd like to wear these pants in a club and just take off my pants I have over them and have the dancer lapdance right on them, man I bet that would be awesome.. I like extras as well, but don't always get these in Maryland so a good lapdance has to suffice around here a lot of the time, unless venturing to the block.
Guess I will just have to try commando and see what happens. I'll just warn the girl and hopefully she'll keep right on going.
I was apprehensive at first, but like anything else you get used to it pretty quickly (and btw – if the girls are almost completely naked, why can’t we :)).
I wear thin black cotton sweat pants – they are also black so they look a bit less athletic looking.
I would not go commando with jeans (way too rough) or with any type of pants that have a zipper – the zipper can rub up against Mr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson can get irritated if not injured.
Although I go commando, I have never cumed from a LD – I don’t think commando leads to automatic LD cumness.
NO, REAL MEN DON'T NEED TO GO TO FUCKING STRIP CLUBS, THEY GET REAL WOMEN !!!! Get over yourselves, guys, you ain't all that...you're a fucking loser just like the rest of us. Geezus...
Anyway, I've tried the liquid lapdance a couple times, and my take is they are a nice idea that, IMO, just doesn't quite work out. Visualize some cotton men's bikini briefs, and then visualize one of those rubber "Whoopie Cushions" they used to sell to simulate fart noises. Basically a circular rubber deflated ball I guess you'd say.
Now slice a section off the Whoopie Cushion and sew it to the opening in the briefs, and there you have it.
The problem is this...wrapping your dick in a thick rubber bag like that isn't the best way to get tactile sensation on your dick. It's pretty thick rubber, almost like a tire inner tube. Add some lube in there and there's a lot of squish but not much sensation. Now if the rubber was MUCH thinner, maybe like a condom, things would be better.
And as others have stated, if a dancer reaches inside your pants and feels it, guaranteed it will ruin the mood, even if she's okay with it, you are always worrying about that fateful moment. And I kept worrying about making sure her hand didn't venture down there. Not fun...
So I gave up on it, and I'm back to my special, very loose and soft and thin commando basketball shorts. Or equivalent. And if I cum (which I usually do), it's usually in a club where it's expected, so there's not much of a surprise with the dancer.
So I would think most dancers would like to know – but some, or many, many not care? So I’d guess it be safer to ask them if they don’t mind you cuming in your pants.
I cum in my pants from reading TUSCL
Most or all of us would agree that you ARE NOT gonna cum from a lapdance unless the dancer is trying to get you off. It's tough enough to come from that, but if the dancer is trying to avoid it there ain't no way in hell it's gonna happen. All she has to do is mix it up just when you're getting into the groove and it screws up the whole rhythm, and it ain't gonna happen.
So if she's trying to get you off, and/or you're in a high mileage club where it's standard practice, the international rules of lap dances clearly states that the customer is in no way obligated to provide any type of early warning. Especially since only a stripper who is a total moron can't sense when you're about to cum. They know. And if they don't it's their opportunity to learn on the battlefield.
Don't worry about it.
@jerikson..yeah I guess that's the way to go, I've cum quite a few times with boxers on and, even then it get's a little wet, and as you indicated it's pretty clear when a dancer is trying to get you off, especially if they spend an entire song rubbing the outside of your pants with their hands..I guess I'm just nervous about letting it fly commando for the first time, because there is a difference between a little wet and soaking wet. lol.
Long live the king!
Really smart how. Guess you flunked the part about STDs and how pregnancy occurs in sex ed, huh? (We won't even get into how well political science must have gone for you.)
If she gets some wetness on her, SO WHAT? It's like spilling a drink...you wipe it off and move on. Unless you have some freakin' killer dick disease, who the fuck cares? She sweats, she gets wet pussy, she gets stuff spilled on her...SO WHAT? Sorry if she doesn't like it, but if you don't like it then don't jack guys off so they cum !!!! She knows EXACTLY what she's doing, so if she suddenly claims ignorance she's full of BS. Worst case she has to go into the dressing room and put on a different pair of bikini bottoms.
And don't start this nonsense about worrying what the other customers will think if you have a big stain on your shorts...geez, guys don't stare at other guys shorts in a strip club. Well, maybe some of you do, but that's a different problem.........