Comments by mmdv26 (page 2)

Never had one reveal DL as a way of giving info. Used to be she'd go to dressing room and write down contact info and discreetly hand it to me later. Now days just hand her your phone and she calls herself. Can you rub phones together in VIP?

Over a 30 year span, I did everything a guy could want to do sexually with hundreds of different strippers. I clearly remember certain girls who I really liked and particular sessions that were noteworthy. Late 1970's at Baby Dolls in Dallas, anytime in ESL, mid 1990's at the Fantasy Ranch in Warrensburg, MO, and the new millennium at Temptations in KC.

Back in the day, my biggest challenge was getting out of there for under $100. Only happened once when no dancers showed up for work.

I'm fairly vague about what I want. Something like "what's the odds of slipping little willy in the hot hole?"

In the club I used to go to, I could walk in early in the afternoon and simply ask in a loud voice, "OK, who wants to f*ck in the VIP for $50?". Sometimes I got a taker, and sometimes I got escorted out.

Perhaps the end of debauchery in Argentina.

20-some years ago, I went to ESL with the intention of f**cking ITC until I couldn't get it up anymore. I made it through 4 girls at 2 different clubs (you guess - one burned down since) in about three hours. It was a quad shot.

The idea that government is collecting baby gravy residue at places where guys get wood is too titillating for elected officials to ponder in open session. Microdicks and frigid women making the rules :(

I hope you are not a mental health professional.

Nice plump mound and lips. Don't care much for the "meat curtains".

Make sure the term "full service" is clearly understood by the provider. This can be tricky (LOL) b/c of imposter LE. Try to avoid paying $150 for a HJ like I did. (FS was an extra $400)

She married to friend of mine. He thinks that nobody knows that she dances, and she never told him that I come into the club. We all in line at funeral home to pay respects to mutual friend (RIP). When nobody is watching she discretely gives my right butt cheek a squeeze. I swear the dead guy smiled just a bit.

Don't think I've ever seen "assigned" booths. ^^^Papi's explanation seems plausible.

Butch contributed so much to music as a member of the ABB. Sad to see the inevitable actually happen.

Borrow the money from your folks. Take this princess to VIP. Do BBFS. Knock her up. Then be a stay-at-home baby daddy, and let her bring home the money. After a while see if she would reward your high quality baby daddyness by sending some of her dancer pals over to see you while she's at work. Maybe start dealing drugs so you can bring in some cash of your own. When she throws you out, get a job at a SC as a bouncer or bathroom troll...or even DJ. The man upstairs has a plan for you; act on it!

"Placing the tip on the table" sounds like my kind of place!

I think it was in the movie "Idiocracy" that people went to Starbuck's to get a BJ. I wonder if our society will begin to transform into the one in that movie now that Trump is President.

I had a condom break while deep inside an ESL dancer and didn't even get the "burnin' willie". What are the odds of THAT!!

I'm gonna' walk right in that club and start grabbing dancers by the pussy. If they ask what the f*** I think I'm doing i'll just tell them I'm acting presidential. Might even try that at the grocery store.

I have heard that Putin calls him ginger.

Put your arm around the waist of the DG, and cop a feel of them titties.

The Fare (Greenville Ave) in Dallas, 1979. Awed by the perfect titties on those spinner Texas girls. Went to Baby Dolls in Dallas ocassionally for the next 10 years. Moved to Kansas City in the late eighties, and became a frequent visitor at the legendary KC, KS clubs, until a new Mayor chick had them all declared a "public nuisance" and shut them down. There was sex in the VIP, and some of the girls were 4's, but I don't think that qualifies as a public nuisance. TUSCL showed me the way to scores of clubs for the next 20 years and I had many awesome times. Moved to the Florida panhandle a couple of years ago, but the clubs aren't all that great here, and I don't get down to Tampa very often. Old man doesn't part with his cash to hustlin' babes like I did when I was younger.

Wife bent over with her hands on her knees; me behind. Early 90's in the dunes on South Padre Island. A few years later, with stripper in a motel swimming pool. Water made lubricating difficult. She said she enjoyed being discretely connected without the rigors of hydro-coitus.

Which club is all that at? You know, the faggits and ass-fucked little girls. Oh sorry, not a club at all...It's TUSCL discussion page.

Those construction workers all had boners.