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8 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Daniel Boone was a man. Yes! A big man!The internet tells us that Milton Berle and Frank Sinatra were both well endowed.
I can imagine Dan Boone over in the freak show tent - the man with three legs...
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8 years ago
OT DepressionYMMV applies to both clubbing and life in general.
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8 years ago
Poor timingSo mom was 15 when dancer was hatched, and you're older than the two of them put together...oh, sorry I thought it was a common core math test. Too many fish in the sea to keep this up, but I'm curious, what's mom look like?
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8 years ago
Stripperless clubsPretty annoying.
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8 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Another ball-less PL allowing himself to be intimidatetd and ripped-off by a ROBProstitution, drugs and stealing your money. That what strip clubs are all about. Never let a dancer intimidate you with inflated dance numbers. Be factual, and reinforce the truth. Indicate that you paid for what you got according to the known rates. Don't let the apprentice bad boy at the door give you shit either. He's dumber than the dancer. Leave the club quickly so you don't get into something that causes the goon to remember you "from the other nite". Stick with the day shift. Roaches come out after dark.
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8 years ago
were you there?This shit reminds me of the old days when the Ster bothers, Doug and Dude, were around.
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8 years ago
impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
State stripper registryRegister strippers and get them vaccinated like pets, reduce operating hours of clubs, keep more clothes on and less contact with customers. It's like shooting fish in a barrel for legislators.
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8 years ago
Wow crazy penis transplantShailynnn, True that he entire penile structure does extend clear back almost to the asshole, but there is a lot of stuff attached from the balls to the taint. Specifically the prostate, and all the other things that make slippery stuff fo yo jizz. I had prostate cancer, and had it removed because it was the best way to assure that the cancer would be destroyed. The impact on the nerves in that area has been an issue for me. Pulling the dick out a few inches to make it longer would have a similar disruptive effect on the nerves and might result in a 2" longer but 6" limper dick.
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8 years ago
I was actually Trump's publicist in the 80sHey there Dr Fill of shit,
Her last name was NOT Ryder. It WAS Ride. Warhawks doesn't know any better than you, so he just agreed and shuffled along.
Check this conspiracy shit out: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=astronaut%20sally%20ride%20dies
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8 years ago
OT!!!..... Watch what happensThat was cool. The candles didn't even go out.
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8 years ago
Shadowcat Sat. reportI've been away all week. What happened to SCat?
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8 years ago
Ever Had Sex with a Married Civie Woman?She and her husband operated a produce stand in the parking lot at the liquor store I worked at part-time when I was 21. Hubby always took-off to his evening shift job, and then she closed up the stand for the day and came in to chat for a few minutes. After several discussions, we made plans to meet. She was slender and very plain looking with long brown hair. She had the most cavernous poonanny I have ever experienced. Maybe she was enjoying giant cucumbers....
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8 years ago
Too good to be true?Years and years ago did OTC one afternoon with hottie at her place for the first time. Makin' out on the couch when suddenly the front door opens. It's her mom who is home from work early. Mom not feeling so well, so she truddles off to her bedroom, hardly acknowledging my presence. Hottie and I head out to motel.
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8 years ago
Are there a lot of gay oil field workers?There's a lot of lingo in the oil field that could be applicable to gay guys. How about "drilling mud". Or "Blow out", and if the boss walks in unexpectedly, he might be a "blow out preventer". "Tool pusher" is sorta descriptive.Well,......the list goes on: "hey buddy wanna frack?"
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8 years ago
Stripper’s tale shows sex trade dangersMaybe it could be a comedy? Girls version of "The Hangover".
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8 years ago
Why we have an increase in celebrity deaths this yearI have it from a good source that Keith Richards will never die.
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8 years ago
Stripper seems to really like me or is it just buissness?Some clubs even have the word "fantasy" in the name. You are purchasing a fantasy. What it is depends on how much you pay. The fantasy can be quite convincing; very rarely does it develop into anything more than that. Don't overthink it, just enjoy it. Get your dick pleasured and get some good gropes.
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8 years ago
Clean dancer or extras girl? Tell tale signs.Money talks. Slip her a few extra Tubmans and see how that goes.
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
OT: Gender Bathrooms - Someone Please Clarify...Lots of small businesses - like convenience stores - only have one restroom. It has a lock on the door and is typically used by one person at a time. That person can be any of the human gender options currently available.^^^SJG might find this format to be the most discrete...
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8 years ago
OT: Using Art As A Ball MarkerAn unrolled condom would work just as well.
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8 years ago
Fat?Not BBW fat, but she does have major junk in the trunk.
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9 years ago
Life after dancing.Strippers over 25 shouldn't believe that they can go to college and then generate an actual career. I have known exceptions to that generalization, but only 2 out of hundreds of strippers I have known. Lawyer and RN. Girls who strip for money usually aren't real good at going to class regularly, reading complicated stuff, comprehend it and then remember it. Maybe you are the exception.
Your best bet is to go to work as a sales rep for a small manufacturing or supply company. Avoid going to work for Club customers, as they have been buying dances from you for the past year with company funds that should have been used to "grow" the company, not their dick.
You'll be able to charm your way in to an interview. Try to find a field that's interesting and maybe unique. I knew a dancer who became a service tech for a machine shop supply company. Primary job was to investigate equipment problems at existing customers and recommend solutions as well as introduce (sell) customer to new tools ($$$), services ($$$$) and products. Of course adding to custy base was big part of it as well.
As a last resort you can always offer specialized services through internet sites like BP. That should get you to age 50. Then you can think about retiring from that and starting a career - after you've saved up some money.
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9 years ago
Ministering to Uber driversBeen away for a while, but has anyone asked John Smith, Esq. he is possibly the reincarnation of ChiTownLawyer?
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9 years ago
$300 in NC lottery Scratch cardsTurn down a couple of lappers so you'll feel like you came out even overall.
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9 years ago
SquirtersI licked her nearly to completion. She pushed me away and finished the job manually. A torrent of pee erupted and went everywhere as she continued to rub it out at a frenzied pace. She appeared to have an extraordinarily intense and powerful orgasm. For me it was unique to watch and seemed to be authentic. She and I met again a few weeks later, but she was unable to work up to a squirt.