Comments by mmdv26 (page 3)

The internet tells us that Milton Berle and Frank Sinatra were both well endowed. I can imagine Dan Boone over in the freak show tent - the man with three legs...

YMMV applies to both clubbing and life in general.

So mom was 15 when dancer was hatched, and you're older than the two of them put together...oh, sorry I thought it was a common core math test. Too many fish in the sea to keep this up, but I'm curious, what's mom look like?

Pretty annoying.

Prostitution, drugs and stealing your money. That what strip clubs are all about. Never let a dancer intimidate you with inflated dance numbers. Be factual, and reinforce the truth. Indicate that you paid for what you got according to the known rates. Don't let the apprentice bad boy at the door give you shit either. He's dumber than the dancer. Leave the club quickly so you don't get into something that causes the goon to remember you "from the other nite". Stick with the day shift. Roaches come out after dark.

This shit reminds me of the old days when the Ster bothers, Doug and Dude, were around.

Register strippers and get them vaccinated like pets, reduce operating hours of clubs, keep more clothes on and less contact with customers. It's like shooting fish in a barrel for legislators.

Shailynnn, True that he entire penile structure does extend clear back almost to the asshole, but there is a lot of stuff attached from the balls to the taint. Specifically the prostate, and all the other things that make slippery stuff fo yo jizz. I had prostate cancer, and had it removed because it was the best way to assure that the cancer would be destroyed. The impact on the nerves in that area has been an issue for me. Pulling the dick out a few inches to make it longer would have a similar disruptive effect on the nerves and might result in a 2" longer but 6" limper dick.

Hey there Dr Fill of shit, Her last name was NOT Ryder. It WAS Ride. Warhawks doesn't know any better than you, so he just agreed and shuffled along. Check this conspiracy shit out: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=astronaut%20sally%20ride%20dies

That was cool. The candles didn't even go out.

I've been away all week. What happened to SCat?

She and her husband operated a produce stand in the parking lot at the liquor store I worked at part-time when I was 21. Hubby always took-off to his evening shift job, and then she closed up the stand for the day and came in to chat for a few minutes. After several discussions, we made plans to meet. She was slender and very plain looking with long brown hair. She had the most cavernous poonanny I have ever experienced. Maybe she was enjoying giant cucumbers....

Years and years ago did OTC one afternoon with hottie at her place for the first time. Makin' out on the couch when suddenly the front door opens. It's her mom who is home from work early. Mom not feeling so well, so she truddles off to her bedroom, hardly acknowledging my presence. Hottie and I head out to motel.

There's a lot of lingo in the oil field that could be applicable to gay guys. How about "drilling mud". Or "Blow out", and if the boss walks in unexpectedly, he might be a "blow out preventer". "Tool pusher" is sorta descriptive.Well,......the list goes on: "hey buddy wanna frack?"

Maybe it could be a comedy? Girls version of "The Hangover".

I have it from a good source that Keith Richards will never die.

Some clubs even have the word "fantasy" in the name. You are purchasing a fantasy. What it is depends on how much you pay. The fantasy can be quite convincing; very rarely does it develop into anything more than that. Don't overthink it, just enjoy it. Get your dick pleasured and get some good gropes.

Money talks. Slip her a few extra Tubmans and see how that goes.

Lots of small businesses - like convenience stores - only have one restroom. It has a lock on the door and is typically used by one person at a time. That person can be any of the human gender options currently available.^^^SJG might find this format to be the most discrete...

An unrolled condom would work just as well.

Not BBW fat, but she does have major junk in the trunk.

Strippers over 25 shouldn't believe that they can go to college and then generate an actual career. I have known exceptions to that generalization, but only 2 out of hundreds of strippers I have known. Lawyer and RN. Girls who strip for money usually aren't real good at going to class regularly, reading complicated stuff, comprehend it and then remember it. Maybe you are the exception. Your best bet is to go to work as a sales rep for a small manufacturing or supply company. Avoid going to work for Club customers, as they have been buying dances from you for the past year with company funds that should have been used to "grow" the company, not their dick. You'll be able to charm your way in to an interview. Try to find a field that's interesting and maybe unique. I knew a dancer who became a service tech for a machine shop supply company. Primary job was to investigate equipment problems at existing customers and recommend solutions as well as introduce (sell) customer to new tools ($$$), services ($$$$) and products. Of course adding to custy base was big part of it as well. As a last resort you can always offer specialized services through internet sites like BP. That should get you to age 50. Then you can think about retiring from that and starting a career - after you've saved up some money.

Been away for a while, but has anyone asked John Smith, Esq. he is possibly the reincarnation of ChiTownLawyer?

Turn down a couple of lappers so you'll feel like you came out even overall.

I licked her nearly to completion. She pushed me away and finished the job manually. A torrent of pee erupted and went everywhere as she continued to rub it out at a frenzied pace. She appeared to have an extraordinarily intense and powerful orgasm. For me it was unique to watch and seemed to be authentic. She and I met again a few weeks later, but she was unable to work up to a squirt.