Comments by lotsoffun201 (page 6)

Forgot to add..... they have the HIGHEST rate of successful suicides. Rick Warren, a Megachurch pastor had a son with it. He figured out the hard way, you couldn’t “pray it away” https://www.cnn.com/2013/04/07/us/matthew-warren-suicide/index.html

I have a SO who has it. There is no cure and it’s based on factors related to childhood. They are nearly impossible to deal with and most common features are: 1 Fear of abandonment 2 Excessive emotional outrage over the most trivial things 3 Triggers that set them off 4 Sleep disorders (insomnia) Dialectical behavior therapy is one of the few things that help, and they all seem infatuated with coloring. Actually I’m about done with it, and my CF and I just booked a weekend trip since I need to get away with someone “sane”.

Here’s an old porn trick: go to the hardware store and get a sea sponge in the paint department. Boil it for about 20 minutes and water and hydrogen peroxide. Cut it round to the size of a racquetball. Go ahead and stuff it in her pussy and you’ll never know the difference.

We use it for our office communication. It’s safe and encrypted

Once in a while my SO gets a bit excited on a dance floor and leaves a puddle. You can easily play it off as a spilled drink and laugh quietly when the staff cleans it up 😂

My significant other is a major leagues squirter. I’ve been with quite a few women who did this. Yes it gets very messy, but it’s also a lot of fun. I had to buy a special pad for our mattress so as not to ruin it. I think her record is about 10 feet. Most women seem to enjoy it as long as their partner is not turned off by it. I’ve also had quite a few dancers do it During a private VIP room. Personally, I find a major turn on.

Years ago when Olympic Gardens (OG) was still around, and the VIP booths were still private, I met this hot older dancer and she suggested VIP. Talked for a while first and she began her dances. Things got pretty heated, a little FIV and she was soaking wet. She proceeded to squirt everywhere which surprised her as she said she never did that. Frankly based on sheer volume I think she was lying. LOL Another club, ages ago called Tally Ho which was basically a brothel (miss those days), there was a girl they called Dirty D.....a. She easily soaked a booth every time.

Day shift is a bit better value. Generally about 50% cheaper.

One thing I’ve never understood is how people speed after drinking? Damn when I’ve had a few even though I’m not feeling it, I set the cruise control, hands on the wheel at 10 and 2, and I drive like a priest. I just don’t get it. That being said, I never have an open container in the car. I won’t even let a passenger drink in the car.

Ok, time to chime in on this one.... go to a uniform store and buy a pair of scrubs. First you are a doctor getting off work, second easy access with drawstrings and third nice and soft.....

Everyone has a different scale. This includes not only looks but personality and attitude in my opinion. You have a great GND look and I’m sure you will do fine. Yesterday I was at my favorite club and there was a dancer I’d never seen before. She was a legitimate 10+ on a purely looks scale where I don’t think anyone would disagree. This was a Victoria’s Secret model if I’ve ever seen one. True supermodel looks. When she got off stage I gave her the look and she just passed me by to make her rounds. I know she saw and in fact I mentioned it to my favorite bartender. As a whole, aside from looks, if I see her again, I wouldn’t give her the time of day.

Don’t you know how to clear your history trail? Damn

Great story, I also was thinking Liam Neeson must have played you.

This is funny: I JUST had this conversation with one of my CF’s. She tells me when her and her SO have sex before she comes in. I told her that her used panties are probably worth some good money to PLs at the club. She should ziploc bag them up and make some side money. I guess it’s a pretty regular thing for her to get filled up before work. On the other hand I asked her if she’s willing to consider the reverse and bring home a gift for him. Actually she said he’s considering it.

Money for services rendered.... period

That used to be THE club in Vegas at one time. It’s a shame what happened to it.

Short club dress, maybe open in the sides, platform heels and no panties. Since I’m only interested in the neck down she can have a face like Mrs Butterworths and I could care less. I’m ruined for normal civvie women

I generally sit at the bar so that’s nearly impossible but as a regular, I’d have simply said, you’ve got 5 seconds to get steppin or I’ll call the manager and bouncer who I know very well and let’s see who wins this one.

@deserscrub 😂 Touché my friend.

Desertscrub. She had RR tattooed on her right wrist if that helps.

I’ve had a few ask me to choke them in VIP. I ONLY do it lightly.

Comments are all well taken, maybe hustler wasn’t quite accurate but mooch sure is.

Butt plugs seem to be a burgeoning trend 😊

Great story as always!

Recently a fav of mine got a bit drunk in the club.... I helped of course. Took her to the VIP for a make out session and one thing led to another, she started the stripper slide on me. That was fun while it lasted. A couple weeks later another fav whispered she was horny, so I took her for a half hour. No stripper slide but she got hers from the grind. Gotta love drunk or tipsy strippers