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shailynn

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1,329 posts by shailynn

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Dean Martin of TUSCL

I understand you think you're cool. Banging 20 year old strippers who tell you that you have a big schlong, you wear 2 gold chains and you don't drive a minivan anymore. Yeah you're cool... but nobody comes…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 3

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CrazyJoe and Juices Prayers Have Been Answered

McDonald's waffle fries? Yes, please http://usat.ly/2gVjUwn

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Bushes Are Better Than Bare - According to the CDC

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Why you might want to think twice before shaving your pubic hair http://usat.ly/2hi9bJo

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 10

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The 2016 TUSCL Christmas and Hanukkah Wishlist

Other than a pair of strippers dirty underwear what are you asking santa to bring you for the holiday season? I was looking at CNet and Amazon last night for gift ideas for relatives and couldn't find any ideas, then I…

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What Your Food Is Made Of?

The other day I saw this degereate at the grocery store with a whole fucking case of Hot Pockets in his cart. Didn't think too much of it but I wondered 1. How many are in a case…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 14

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If You're Sick of Blowing Money On Strippers, Here's Another Option

Help Jill Stein out!!! https://www.yahoo.com/tech/surprise-jill-stein-recount-now-costs-almost-10-171424311.html Is it just me, or is she really suckering all the asshats I see driving around with their "coexist" bumper stickers and eating tofu so she can stuff her pockets with what's left over?

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 20

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2016 Coming To A Close - Happy Or Sad?

I don't know why, but when each year comes to a close I always think it's an automatic reset where I can start my life over again. Oh yeah, I'll excercise more, donate more of my time to charitable…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 20

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TUSCL Cyber Monday Sale!!!!!!!

Here at TUSCL we deal in more physical experiences than tangible goods, but that doesn't mean we still can't participate in Cyber Monday, after all we are a damn website! Lunch with Founder: 20% off $1,000 Lunch with Emily: 2% off $5,000 Johnsmith69…

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How A Girl "Ends Up" Doing Porn

Interesting article I stumbled upon this morning. It's an old article about the OSU (Oregon State U) girl who masturbated inside the schools library and got some decent fame from it. She also received a citation and a…

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NCAA Football "Final Four"

Who is it? 1. Alabama (duh) 2. Clemson 3. Ohio State 4. Washington? / Winner of the Big 10 Title Game? * Big 12 left out

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Period.

Question: you're with a female friend (civie, wife, stripper - does not matter) and you find out (to her surprise) she is on her period in the middle of sex, do you keep going or quit to avoid a

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CHRISSY TEIGEN'S PUSSY EXPOSED!!!!!!

She's dumb as fuck but if she's going to display her roast beef I'll take a look. http://www.celebjihad.com/chrissy-teigen/chrissy-teigen-upskirt-pussy-flash-amas

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 13

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ON Topic: what's your favorite stripper outfit?

For me it's probably garter belt, thigh highs and a matching bra. The pros wear their undies on the outside so they car remove them and still keep everything else on.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 23

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Clubbing Thanksgiving Eve.

Little know fact, the biggest bar night of the year is not Halloween or New Years Eve, it's Thanksgiving Eve. Who's going clubbing? I am not, too much family crap to do. I often go clubbing on the weekend after Thanksgiving…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 22

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What Do TUSCLer Get at McDonalds?

CrazyJoe gets chicken McNuggets SJG gets biscuits and gravy, hold the biscuits Larryfisherman gets a kids meal with a "girl" toy Juice gets 1 of everything on the menu Papi gets the mcrib sandwich JS69 gets a mcflurry because he always has…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 46

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Conspiracy Theory In Michigan

Is something going on in Michigan? Motörhead is nowhere to be found, Warhawks and Rech are long gone, and Vince is ill. Either you fuckers need to start drinking, cooking and showering with bottled water or take some more vitamins. The…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 32

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My Little Observation About The Election

Who is America? What is America? I'm white, a lot of people have thought I was black. When I met JS69 and Vince for the first time I think they was shocked to find out I am white.…

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Working Hard At Your Job? Not As Hard As This Guy

http://nypost.com/2016/11/06/teacher-who-earns-94k-to-do-nothing-sues-city-to-get-back-to-work/ Simply amazing guy. Wonder who he's voting for?

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How Many People Have Voted Early?

Just curious, I usually never hear much talk about voting early but have heard a ton about it this election cycle. I voted early, but only because I will be out of town on election day.

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What Foods Do You Consider An Aphrodisiac?

For me it would Hot Pockets.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 23

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Who Wins Game 7 of the World Series Tonight?

Chicago is currently the favorite.

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Halloween Candy - What's Your Favorite?

Juice, Crazyjoe and I went trick or treating last night. I dressed as Iron Man, Crazyjoe went as Liberace and Juice went as a couch. I was so exited when I woke up this morning to have Halloween candy for…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 15

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MVP of Halloween Boobs: Elvira

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/mvps-of-horror-the-woman-behind-elvira-mistress-of-the-dark-on-her-35th-year-as-the-bodacious-horror-hostess-121428937.html She always had a nice rack, she's attractive as well without the make-up.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 14

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Best Family Halloween Costume, Possibly Ever.

http://comedyhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Screen-shot-2015-11-01-at-1.23.46-PM.png It's amazing how many people I showed this today that didn't know what it was about. For those of you lost, I'll give you a hint, Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall.

shailynnVeteran Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 7

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Hillary and the Indians (no not that Hillary, the other one)

So Hillary Duff and her boyfriend dress up as a "sexy" pilgrim and Indian and the Internet is losing their shit over this. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5814e658e4b064e1b4b2e419 Have things gone too far where just about anything you do today causes someone or some…

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