Posts by shailynn

I can’t help that I have it. Caught it from a stripper in Detroit. Jackslash caught it by accidentally inhaling too many second hand fumes from computer screen cleaners. Juice got it from smashing too many Four Loko cans on his…

Father Juice and Father Joe take a shower. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs…

Big game changer in California: Court Backs 'ABC' Test: 'This Could Ruin the Gig Economy' http://newser.com/s258643

That Is All, and fuck you Jackie.

Like a train wreck you just can’t look away. So let’s see, new resume, couple of interviews, Jimmy Kimmel, strip club appearances and now some new porn scenes. Think Stormy winds up doing anything “super” legitimate??? Like a roll on…

I know, another stupid post about Facebook. Wanted to share something interesting. I have been on Facebook since something like 2006 or 07. I deleted my account first of this year. Within a month, the spam calls on…

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/04/22/delta-passenger-toppled-drink-cart-threw-coffee-before-attacking-air-marshal-police-say.html Either she got mad because it wasn't Starbucks coffee, or she just realized she left her favorite sex toy back in London.

She's a real beauty too! https://www.dailywire.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_full/public/uploads/2018/04/randa_jarrar.jpg?itok=8QrS_vva https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2018/04/18/after-calling-barbara-bush-an-amazing-racist-a-professor-taunts-critics-i-will-never-be-fired/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.71f3c0cc9b1a

1995: United Airlines Flight 976: Angry after flight attendants refused to serve him more drinks, Llyod S. (also known as San Jose Guy), 41, a computer programmer from San Jose, CA flying from Buenos Aires to New York on…

Rolling on the floor. Today on Howard Stern they referred to stripper glitter as "pussy dust." I think this is worthy of an add in the glossary.

We will trade you San Jose Guy for Farmerart.

A gay couple (Jeremiah and Timothy) is traveling on a plane. "What if we had sex?" asks Jeremiah. "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..." "Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!" Jeremiah…