Other than a pair of strippers dirty underwear what are you asking santa to bring you for the holiday season?
I was looking at CNet and Amazon last night for gift ideas for relatives and couldn't find any ideas, then I ended up making a list of worthless shit I now want.
Braun Blender
Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Oreck Canister Vacuum
Indoor grill
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yeah I'm sure I'll use those everyday.
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my wife is easy, buy jewelry and shoes. I have no idea what to get my teenage nieces, chasity belts?
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every site it touting the smart bulbs where you can control your lights with an app. Since when has it been so hard to turn on a switch? Philips makes a voice controlled option with the Amazon Alexa but that kinda creeps me out having one of those around "monitoring" me all the time.
Jackslash wants a pasta maker
Juice wants Arby's gift cards
JS69 wants a new phone case so he can quit shattering his screen
Bavarian wants to get laid
Flagooner wants the burning sensation in his crotch to go away
Larryfishsticks wants a B in his Alegbra class
4got wants TP
CrazyJoe wants a bidet
Warhawks wants to last more than 2 minutes during sex
SJG wants to go to Tijuana
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last commentYou can actually buy this bidet thing that you install under the toilet seat ring. I just wonder if you can still use charmin or if it will disintegrate on your ass while you wipe.
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Christmas shopping for the wife is easy. Each year we buy each other season passes for skiing. Done already.
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Easiest to not ask for any gifts and not give any
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Shailynn, you could get your nieces stripper costumes
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Hey, that's not fair. I last at least 2 minutes 30 seconds...
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CrazyJoe that's not funny!!!
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