The 2016 TUSCL Christmas and Hanukkah Wishlist

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12/6/2016 7:36:57 AM

Other than a pair of strippers dirty underwear what are you asking santa to bring you for the holiday season?

I was looking at CNet and Amazon last night for gift ideas for relatives and couldn't find any ideas, then I ended up making a list of worthless shit I now want.

Braun Blender

Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Oreck Canister Vacuum

Indoor grill

- yeah I'm sure I'll use those everyday.

- my wife is easy, buy jewelry and shoes. I have no idea what to get my teenage nieces, chasity belts?

- every site it touting the smart bulbs where you can control your lights with an app. Since when has it been so hard to turn on a switch? Philips makes a voice controlled option with the Amazon Alexa but that kinda creeps me out having one of those around "monitoring" me all the time.

Jackslash wants a pasta maker

Juice wants Arby's gift cards

JS69 wants a new phone case so he can quit shattering his screen

Bavarian wants to get laid

Flagooner wants the burning sensation in his crotch to go away

Larryfishsticks wants a B in his Alegbra class

4got wants TP

CrazyJoe wants a bidet

Warhawks wants to last more than 2 minutes during sex

SJG wants to go to Tijuana

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gammanu95

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8 years ago

You can actually buy this bidet thing that you install under the toilet seat ring. I just wonder if you can still use charmin or if it will disintegrate on your ass while you wipe.

skibum609

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8 years ago

Christmas shopping for the wife is easy. Each year we buy each other season passes for skiing. Done already.

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

Easiest to not ask for any gifts and not give any

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

Shailynn, you could get your nieces stripper costumes