The 2016 TUSCL Christmas and Hanukkah Wishlist

Other than a pair of strippers dirty underwear what are you asking santa to bring you for the holiday season?

I was looking at CNet and Amazon last night for gift ideas for relatives and couldn't find any ideas, then I ended up making a list of worthless shit I now want.

Braun Blender

Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Oreck Canister Vacuum

Indoor grill

- yeah I'm sure I'll use those everyday.

- my wife is easy, buy jewelry and shoes. I have no idea what to get my teenage nieces, chasity belts?

- every site it touting the smart bulbs where you can control your lights with an app. Since when has it been so hard to turn on a switch? Philips makes a voice controlled option with the Amazon Alexa but that kinda creeps me out having one of those around "monitoring" me all the time.

Jackslash wants a pasta maker

Juice wants Arby's gift cards

JS69 wants a new phone case so he can quit shattering his screen

Bavarian wants to get laid

Flagooner wants the burning sensation in his crotch to go away

Larryfishsticks wants a B in his Alegbra class

4got wants TP

CrazyJoe wants a bidet

Warhawks wants to last more than 2 minutes during sex

SJG wants to go to Tijuana