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The 2016 TUSCL Christmas and Hanukkah Wishlist

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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.

Other than a pair of strippers dirty underwear what are you asking santa to bring you for the holiday season?

I was looking at CNet and Amazon last night for gift ideas for relatives and couldn't find any ideas, then I ended up making a list of worthless shit I now want.

Braun Blender

Breakfast Sandwich Maker

Oreck Canister Vacuum

Indoor grill

  • yeah I'm sure I'll use those everyday.

  • my wife is easy, buy jewelry and shoes. I have no idea what to get my teenage nieces, chasity belts?

  • every site it touting the smart bulbs where you can control your lights with an app. Since when has it been so hard to turn on a switch? Philips makes a voice controlled option with the Amazon Alexa but that kinda creeps me out having one of those around "monitoring" me all the time.

Jackslash wants a pasta maker

Juice wants Arby's gift cards

JS69 wants a new phone case so he can quit shattering his screen

Bavarian wants to get laid

Flagooner wants the burning sensation in his crotch to go away

Larryfishsticks wants a B in his Alegbra class

4got wants TP

CrazyJoe wants a bidet

Warhawks wants to last more than 2 minutes during sex

SJG wants to go to Tijuana

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gammanu95

You can actually buy this bidet thing that you install under the toilet seat ring. I just wonder if you can still use charmin or if it will disintegrate on your ass while you wipe.

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skibum609

Christmas shopping for the wife is easy. Each year we buy each other season passes for skiing. Done already.

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crazyjoe

Easiest to not ask for any gifts and not give any

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crazyjoe

Shailynn, you could get your nieces stripper costumes

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warhawks

Hey, that's not fair. I last at least 2 minutes 30 seconds...

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shailynn

CrazyJoe that's not funny!!!

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