I understand you think you're cool. Banging 20 year old strippers who tell you that you have a big schlong, you wear 2 gold chains and you don't drive a minivan anymore. Yeah you're cool... but nobody comes even close to jackslash aka "the Dean Martin" of TUSCL. I could go on about how his lasagna makes strippers panties drop, and how he secretly is running a daycare for strippers kids where he bangs strippers for payment. Yeah pretty cool but what makes him Dean Martin cool?
Just look at his props in his profile. He has a prop from Emily. How fucking cool is that? The number 1 showgirl herself has propped a PL. Quite impressive indeed.
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