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TUSCL Cyber Monday Sale!!!!!!!

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They never tell you what you need to know.

Here at TUSCL we deal in more physical experiences than tangible goods, but that doesn't mean we still can't participate in Cyber Monday, after all we are a damn website!

Lunch with Founder: 20% off $1,000

Lunch with Emily: 2% off $5,000

Johnsmith69 tutorial: 15% off $200 - travel with JS69 and learn how to blow through $1,000 in a club quicker than Juice blows $8 on an Arby's Value Menu on cheat day. If you're lucky you may even find your own DS.

Juice tutorial: 85% off $3 - shadow Juice during a normal day. Learn how to bag groceries at Piggly Wiggly, learn which flavors of Four Loko taste the best and learn how to have a great time on backpage with only spending $18.

Shailynn tutorial: 50% off $500 - follow Shailynn as he takes you through 8 Detroit strip clubs in two hours, gets you laid, no STDs and you will not get shot or robbed while on 8 mile.

Gawker tutorial: 3% off $14,000 - hang with Gawker watching homemade porn, learning everything you need to know about rehab, how to handle high problem strippers and how to hide a stripper in your own house.

Bavarian tutorial: 10% off $50 - travel with Bavarian to some of the best clubs Dallas he to offer with wads of cash in your pockets - only to leave with blue balls every time.

Crazyjoe tutorial: 15% off $125 - follow crazyjoe as he picks out the perfect restrooms across Colorado to take a shit in as well as a trip to Tilted Kilt for some cool beers and big boobies.

Larryfishsticks tutoring session: $15hr - here's where TUSCL gives back. Helping our resident adolescent when he needs help. If you're willing to help larryfishsticks with his Alegebra homework, we will pay YOU $15 an hour. If little Larry gets an "A" on his winter report card, you will receive a $25 bonus gift card for Lohn John Silvers or Aurthur Treachors, your choice.