Here at TUSCL we deal in more physical experiences than tangible goods, but that doesn't mean we still can't participate in Cyber Monday, after all we are a damn website!
Lunch with Founder: 20% off $1,000
Lunch with Emily: 2% off $5,000
Johnsmith69 tutorial: 15% off $200 - travel with JS69 and learn how to blow through $1,000 in a club quicker than Juice blows $8 on an Arby's Value Menu on cheat day. If you're lucky you may even find your own DS.
Juice tutorial: 85% off $3 - shadow Juice during a normal day. Learn how to bag groceries at Piggly Wiggly, learn which flavors of Four Loko taste the best and learn how to have a great time on backpage with only spending $18.
Shailynn tutorial: 50% off $500 - follow Shailynn as he takes you through 8 Detroit strip clubs in two hours, gets you laid, no STDs and you will not get shot or robbed while on 8 mile.
Gawker tutorial: 3% off $14,000 - hang with Gawker watching homemade porn, learning everything you need to know about rehab, how to handle high problem strippers and how to hide a stripper in your own house.
Bavarian tutorial: 10% off $50 - travel with Bavarian to some of the best clubs Dallas he to offer with wads of cash in your pockets - only to leave with blue balls every time.
Crazyjoe tutorial: 15% off $125 - follow crazyjoe as he picks out the perfect restrooms across Colorado to take a shit in as well as a trip to Tilted Kilt for some cool beers and big boobies.
Larryfishsticks tutoring session: $15hr - here's where TUSCL gives back. Helping our resident adolescent when he needs help. If you're willing to help larryfishsticks with his Alegebra homework, we will pay YOU $15 an hour. If little Larry gets an "A" on his winter report card, you will receive a $25 bonus gift card for Lohn John Silvers or Aurthur Treachors, your choice.
