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...and asks when it is appropriate to pull your dick out in a strip club. What do you tell him? Does it matter that he's an alien? Does it matter that he's fictional?
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On my thread lamenting the exit of our bud LMN minnow brought up other missing brothers. Alucard -- what can we say about our favorite Vulcan vampire dude. He marched to the beat of his own drummer, and that's pretty frickin'…
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Well, well my fellow pervs. The weekend has arrived and, alas, we won't be treated to another post from our bud LMN. I'm sad about that, 'cos the dudes posts were frickin' HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Well, they are funny if you assume…
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First off, a message to my fellow pervos. Please don't make the poor lil fella paranoid with jokes about screen shots. His parents probably caught him jackin' it while postin' 'bout hookers an' blow. That made them search his bedroom…
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I wonder if there is a pattern to the "RichStud" posts. Nobody can have this much of a hard on for a dude that hasn't even posted in a week or so. I bet he is actually an al Qaeda…
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Wow! No contributions from LMN for a while. What happened to guy? I suspect he was in his personal helicopter flying over his palatial estate. Just as he was ready to snap a photo while holding a "LMN TUSCL" a nosebleed…
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Check it out. The trans chick allegedly doing J Lo's boy toy is hotter than the one doing Donald Sterling. The world is truly a mixed up, mumbled up, jumbled up place! www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2641869/EXCLUSIVE-Jennifer-Lopezs-boyfriend-Casper-Smart-not-cheating-transsexual-model-Sofie-Vissa.html
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Not dark enough for Batman or the Punisher. Not powereful enough for Superman. Too low tech for Iron Man. Would just try to tickle Ms. Marvel. Dont know what shit this dude would try do with Power Girl. Perhaps is…
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I'm curious about one particular poster that puzzles me. I get the class clowns like Juice. Some folks may not like him given the juvenile nature of his humor -- I don't find everything he posts that great but he's…
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Turns out Juice was also living in Wales! Somebody has been putting pubic hair in the KFC www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/25/kfc-pubic-hair-facebook-post_n_5388666.html What do these people think? the order the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and get all shocked when they find a pubic hair. I've known for…
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Ol' Sharkhunter's post about the upcoming meteor show (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=29331) got me thinking about the prediction of astronomical events as a means to impress the less knowledgeable. I met a person who claimed that he would look up the times for…
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The latest self-loathing post from our bud LMN got me thinking. What if he took my idea of having his character conver to Islam, move to Afganistan, and become a mujahideen? As a public service, I thought I'd provide some…
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My post about Zevon in response to Mikey's about Stones vs Zep got me thinking about less well-known artists folks like. Who do you dig that isn't Stones/Zep/Who level of fame. I'll start with a beautiful number from the Strangler's The…
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Slick brought up Stones vs. Zep. Both incredible bands, but both legends. Doesn't really matter who is "better". What about some classics that are less famous. My tastes in rock music always leaned toward folks like Lou Reed, Brian Eno,…
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Who has a crush on a groovy redhead? Stripper, singer, actress, ex, whatever...
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Watched the Odd Thomas movie not long ago. Critics weren't crazy about it, but I thought it was pretty groovy. One of the grooviest parts was the chick playing the Odd one's soul mate, Stormy Llewellyn. Addison Timlin is hot even…
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I'm going to preface this by saying I'm skeptical that ol' LMN is really a hard charging MBA (or whatever degree he purports to have) with a $1 billion trust fund that drives a groovy Lamborghini, sabotages the careers of…
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I bet it would contain hints like: The best way to turn a chick on is to get all high on blow, snorted directly out of a condom still lodged in the rectum of a mule. You can accomplish this by…
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No, not for the intel on XXXtras clubs. The local cops can figure that shit out themselves. If they care. I'm thinking about some of our more psycho posters. Like the "I want me a quadruple amputee" dude, who is…
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Mr. "broken condom scares" LMN just PMed me with a groovy story. Apparently, he traveled to the year 2525 where he proceeded to pick up a future hooker. He told the following story... I took my DuhLorian time machine to the…
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The LMN character seems a bit like the version of himself that Jim Jefferies plays in Legit. Although, to be fair, the Jim Jeffries character is pretty cool to the paralyzed character that DJ Qualls plays. I mean reall, he…
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Mrs. Zip is on the road and ol' Zipman be catchin' up on the Netflix. So I'm watching the groovy sci-fi show "Surface", 'bout some electric sea monster. However there are two truly amazing stars of that series...Lake Bell's left…
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I just discovered that our very own Crazy Joe is a doctor. A doctor of scatology. To my knowledge the only institute that awards a doctorate in scatology actually awards a D.Phil., not a Ph.D. Could it be that Crazy Joe,…
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