Dancer profiles are now available! Free VIP for dancers, apply now. More info
Front Room
What is the best nickname for a fellow TUSCLer? Often, the names are insults, a la tittyfag's designation of yours truly as zEROTURD (points for doing something interesting with the capitalization, but othwise weak). However, I'll point out a good one…
Front Room
I'm going to nominate Ilbbaicnl for the "dude who says the craziest shit on TUSCL". You'd think that Juice would have this sewn up, what with his days of being the prophet Juice, receiving messages from the aether or his…
Front Room
From the LLD site... "Liquid Lapdance was invented in Las Vegas by a group of friends. The original idea came because one of the guys didn't like lap dances. He said the dry grinding left his penis raw. We thought, “There has…
Front Room
He described it as warm crap in a bag bu Anthony Bourdain clarified that this was a description, not a value judgement, and said "contrary to the impression left by some reports of the show, I, in fact, very much…
Front Room
You ever need some caviar when you go to the club? Go to a club where the presentation is impeccable... https://mobile.twitter.com/davidchoe/status/454423432348708864
Front Room
On a recent thread our bud LDK said that lappers could be had at "gas stations, wal-mart parking lot, bad neighborhoods, casinos, nightclubs, bars, anywhere u might find women who need money." I can see that crazy dude drivin' around in…
Front Room
@steve229 dude, does your mum-in-law live in FloriDUH? If so, you should check this out... http://www.peeperz.com/florida-woman-naked-tantrum-mcdonalds/ I hope it ain't her, but I figured I'd shre the link just in case.
Front Room
I found it kind of interesting that BonesBrother replied twice to Slick's thread about putting him on ignore. So, I'll make one more attempt to have a rational discussion with BonesBrother. Probably pointless, but it might be amusing even if…
Front Room
As a fan of cool science fiction I'm going to point my pervo brothers to photos of the hot Rachel Nichols (different from the ESPN Rachel Nichols) http://itr2010.org/category/rachel-nichols/ Blonde in these, which is unfortunate since she I hotter as a redhead (only…
Front Room
Check out http://vimeo.com/11367919 I'm just askin' my fellow pervoids to me what y'all thank.
Front Room
...but leave da pasties at home next time! http://www.wwtdd.com/2014/02/when-opportunity-knocks-get-your-knockers-in-there/
Front Room
I digs any chick that gets all nekkid and lives with pigs. www.mirukim.com/photosPig.php As long as she is a hottie!
Front Room
Disparaging remarks were made about of Canada's "more illustrious" citizens in a recent thread. I have one question for all o' y'all...if you could live like the Biebster, wouldn't you? I mean really...zillions o' dollars, suckin' lots o' stripper titty,…
Front Room
With all the "banning Papi" drama I wonder if our very own Juiceman will get it in his melon to do something. I hear that Juice once set up a sweat lodge in his bathroom, drank 4 bottles of DXM…
Front Room
Weed is a wonder drug that cures HIV! www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/11/marijuana-hiv_n_4767901.html FUCK YEAH!!!
Front Room
Hot or HAWT my pervo brothers? http://www.egotastic.com/2014/02/thank-god-its-funbags-elsa-hosk-topless-dark-and-all-growd-up-hotness/
Front Room
I thrust my palps into her epigyne and run off! (Works best if you dress as a spider) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp-_D56vZ_8
Front Room
I always thought you were a Juice alias. But here you are posting and I get a PM from a dude claiming to be the Juiceman writin' from Toronto. Apparently the cops caught the Juiceman running around dressed as a…
Front Room
You guys may not know this, but Rob Ford is mortal enemies with the Biebs. I have it on good authority that Juice is en route to Toronto, where he will teach Bieber a "lesson" by zapping him in the…
Front Room
I'm shocked that nobody has posted an RIP for the late, great Pete Seeger. http://www.salon.com/2014/01/28/remembering_pete_seeger/ I know, with all the right wingers on the board we're going to get all sorts of "he was a Communist" bullshit. So what...the dude could…
Front Room
Yes...the Olympian gods had their ambrosia but here in America we have a lil' sumpin' sumpin' that kicks ambrosia ass: Cheeseburger with a French Fry Bun! http://www.egotastic.com/2014/01/must-try-cheeseburger-with-french-fry-bun/ If only they covered it in batter and deep fried it after assembling the burger. And…
Front Room
Ever wonder if you'll hear somebody on Fresh Air talking about their new performance art piece that turns out to be a collection of their TUSCL threads (and reactions to those threads)? That would be pretty frickin' coo-el, wouldn't it?
Front Room
Which one of you pervoids are running this site? Oscars For Best Tits http://vjetropev.blogspot.com/2013/08/oscars-for-best-tits-1969-2013-90s.html
Front Room
I hesitate to post this, given the harsh reception o' Alexandra Daddario's groovy groovy scene, but as a redhead fan I have to: faptuary.net/wp/tag/jessicachastain/ Now I would have loved to see some ginger minge on screen, but nice pale boobies are OK…
Front Room
Yesterday, we saw the introduction of something that could grow into the next TUSCL meme. Perhaps this fine holiday morning would be a time to see how this new meme could play out.
The Ultimate Strip Club List contains adult content intended for adults only. You must be 18+ (or the age of majority where you live) to enter.
By entering you agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.