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Comments by zipman68 (page 10)

  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Da'System by rickyboy
    CJ bro...does this answer your question about whether any threads have more than 200 responses?
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    10 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Stalker Psychology
    Don't worry jerikson40 dude. Take a chill pill. Nobody is stalking you. Some folks like to shovel shit in your general direction but I'm sure that is meant to be in good fun. OK guys...let's all agree not to stalk jerikson40, ok? There, problem solved!
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Best way to get a pic?
    Wait...PM the RickDugan dude. I bet he has a system to get snapshots.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    Squirting redux...c'mon folks, use google!
    ^^^ jerikson40 dude...you do know why I might have put "redux" in the title, no? Herein I was just trying to make the point that there was an awful lot of arguing without actually trying to find the actual medical study... Remember jerikson40 my friend, google can be used for more than just locating wikipedia articles on a subject. I mean really, 95% of the time I use it to find ever more disturbing porn.
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    10 years ago
    jvTroop
    Dirty Cop
    dripping wet sex
    jvTroop dude, it sounds like you need to read some threads by BagBoyJames. That dude could get him some uber-cheap pussy. Do a search of his threads and try out the things he does.
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    10 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Props
    Those were fun times!
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    10 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Comments on the discussion board
    You're a true scholar CJ. I think the answer to this is "it depends". What does it depend on? Whether you count just bumping a thread. If yes, I bet one of the classics about Dugan's system has been bumped way more than 200 times by a certain Mr. Dougster. The question in my mind is whether the number of replies per thread follows a Pareto distribution.
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    10 years ago
    crazyjoe
    Colorado
    Jerikson40 found on youtube
    @shailynn -- to be fair, you can go 60 miles in 1/2 hour if you can do 120 mph all the way. Jesus Christ...you're just like the cop I explained this to last week. He was all "explain why you're going 120" and I was all "'cos I need to be someplace 60 miles away in exactly 30 min...I'm going to have to really put the pedal to the metal if you don't shut up and let me go". Fortunately, the cop couldn't refute my math so he was al "ok...carry on".
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    10 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    South Park - Tom Cruise
    The Tom Cruise in a closet episode was also hilarious. HI-LAR-EEE-OUS!!! Unfortunately, Isaac Hayes left the show after that episode because it made fun of Scientology. Fuckin' Scientology I mean, I have to admire L. Ron Hubbard for parlaying his bad Sci Fi stories into a position as prophet of a new religion, but its crazy that people still believe that shit.
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    10 years ago
    sflguy123
    Florida
    Do u read ALL the reviews or just your state/area reviews?
    I primarily read reviews when I travel. I only club when I'm on the road. Also read 'em when somebody points one out that's good for laughs (e.g., the Juiceman's reviews).
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    10 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    A 19 year old is about to turn me stupid
    RickDugan...dude, you're just making up issues. I have a solution if any of this is true -- just don't buy the chick a drink. Hell, they probably won't serve her ITC. All you have to do is focus on NOT letting her Jedi mind trick you into going by the liquor store when you do OTC.
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    10 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    What's a "good tattoo"?
    Trick question. There are no good tattoos. Or silicone-based chestal symbionts. Nope...no good chestal symbionts.
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    10 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    What is a "10" ?
    I think brother jerikson40 is just trying to get us thinking about space exploration. Why do I say that? 1. Most of those girls have symbiotic silicone-based life forms associated with their chests. 2. He wants us to correct him regarding the definition of a 10. jerikson my friend, a chick CANNOT be more than a 10. It is like warp factors in Star Trek (TNG on...they were inconsistent in TOS). One can approach warp 10 but new achieve it. So, even if those poor alien-parasite infected chicks were uber hot they would be a 9.85 or a 9.99 or even a 9.9999995. NEVER a number greater than 10.
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    10 years ago
    Have anyone ever kissed a stripper in the mouth?
    On a different note, I've had a number of strippers kiss me. Never worried about jizz from previous encounters.
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    10 years ago
    Have anyone ever kissed a stripper in the mouth?
    ^^^ CJ my brother, does that mean you gave her a rimjob?
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Good Ole Floriduh again.
    Maybe FloriDUH shouldn't legalize it. I've been an advocate (and I know 58% or so of FL voters gave a thumbs up to medical weed). I'd really dig tokin' up on the beach when I vacation. But Florida may be two stupid to tolerate the addition of weed induced stupidity. Imagine if all of Florida's stupidity drained into the ocean and gulf. Fish swimming backwards. Crabs mating with sea urchins. Male dolphins jamming their dolphin dicks into each other's blowholes.... The horror!
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    10 years ago
    MrDeuce
    Illinois
    Two Minute Hate
    A difference between "two minutes hate" and the Alucard/jerikson40 hate is that the former is top down whereas the latter is bottom up. Alucard was a funny duck. I used to think he was trolling everybody. To some degree he was -- I'm sure he knew what his "ban all guns" posts would elicit. But there was also a sincerity about his posts. He was an incredibly "real" guy. A weirdo, but i like weirdos. We're all weird in our own way. I'm glad I apologized to him and we exchanged emails before he passed. jerikson is opinionated, but I don't have any desire to throw hate his way. I may say shit about the brown eye when he goes on one of his "who would ever want anal" rants. But that's in good fun. At a certain point if a person repeats shit that you don't like just put them on ignore or admit you like giving them shit. I respect the fact the people dig giving jerikson shit -- their prerogative -- but they should admit to themselves that they enjoy pokin' jerikson in the eye. Show the dude enough respect to attack him to his face. There are only a few real psychos on this site. Troll Defense HQ was funny for 5 minutes but I put him on ignore when he posted some shit about Dougster. I wasn't offended by him attacking Dougster -- Dougster can talk care of himself -- but the post about Dougster sounded like TDHQ having a rape fantasy. That's when I was out of the game. BonesBrother's racism and Slaux_pas's repetitiveness got them spots on my ignore list. Other than that I don't ignore anybody right now. Possible that TDHQ, Slaux_pas, and Bonesbrother are the same dude. If so my ignore list is only one.
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    10 years ago
    Dancer With Butt Plug
    Alabegonz dude...hotter than that chick? If I was uber-rich like Jeffrey Epstein this is the kind of chick I'd have lounging around my crib, ready to give me a "massage" whenever the mood strikes me.
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    10 years ago
    jvTroop
    Dirty Cop
    Air tight system
    jvTroop dude, are you going to put up an avatar of a really intense looking dude with horn rim glasses?
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    10 years ago
    jvTroop
    Dirty Cop
    Air tight system
    Zipman digs the Ziplocks. They're Zazzy!
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    10 years ago
    jerikson40
    New York
    Respects to Alucard
    Maybe one of the "dot" versions of Alucard should post and freak us out. I miss that crazy Vulcan. He was a class A-1 uberweirdo but underneath that he was good people. Rest in peace dude.
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    10 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Guy lost his mind when I monopolized a stripper for 2 hours
    This is TUSCL at its best. Bet you don't get shit like this in 2sheds. What I really love is how Dugan changes stories so he looks suave. Dude goes tries to buy a chick in an airport bar a beer at 7:30am and argues with her when she says no...BAM...rewrites the story so he's watching the beer dork. Nearly loses his shit 'cos a whale is dominating a stripper he wants...BAM...rewrites the story so he's the whale. You're a twisted lil' cruller Dugan.
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    10 years ago
    ATACdawg
    Thank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
    SlickSpic?
    Hopefully he's on vacation and will be back with tales of debauchery. I was away most of December enjoying myself.
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    10 years ago
    My Advice Regarding Women, Dating, and How to be a Real Man
    ^^^ Just playing along. This is probably the same dude that posted slaux.pas. That retard (to borrow an overused insult) was frickin' hilarious. HI-LAR-EEE-OUS. Wow us jerlkson40 dude. Wow us!
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    10 years ago
    My bucket list consist of fucking girls from different races.
    If you want all of these chicks w/o paying you should learn from Ricky boy... https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=32536 Don't do what Ricky boy described. Of course, you can always use my Harvey Wallbanger system. Helps if you wear a leisure suit when you employ the HW system with civvies.