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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@AnonJim...but...but...that shit is what makes TUSCL great. Where else could you read about the adventures of Cap'n Stickypants? Where else could you have read the posts of LMN?
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10 years ago
@jerikson40...I understand the appeal of younger but LEGAL chicks. Living like Hugh Hefner definitely appeals. I just don't understand why Epstein had to push it.
In America we've decided as a society that people can make up their own minds about their life at 18. There are no doubt plenty of 18-20 year olds that would gladly hang around naked with Epstein and give him all the "massages" he wants, in exchange for a generous allowance. Everybody goes into that relationship with their eyes open. Everybody gets what they want.
The dude is scum.
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10 years ago
@londonguy...what makes Andrew worse than the others, in your opinion?
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10 years ago
@Clubber. I think you can charter flights to do free fall for $150K or so. Get about 30 guys or so and it is only $5K a head.
Or...better yet...bring so strippers along for space boobs!
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
@ilbbaicnl. True. But you think Dugan might have said...err, "overheard" the other dude saying...something like "hey bay-bee...if I buy you this beer maybe you can come back to my hotel room and piss on me".
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10 years ago
+1 ilbbaicnl
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10 years ago
I bet it was all the Big Mac attacks you've had. The hot girlies worry that you're sick. Melts their lil' hearts. Then it's like BAM!!! they're givin' you a BJ!!
Imma hafta try dat shit!!!
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10 years ago
You're jes' skilled Dookie dude. That church wasn't known for sluts 'til you started attending.
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10 years ago
Dookie my brother, those weren't fire trucks. That was homeland security. They thought a terrorist had released poison gas at the McD's
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10 years ago
I wonder if we are more attuned to craziness coming out of FloriDUH or if there actually is greater per capita craziness. I'm voting the latter, despite my love for the sunshine state. Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
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10 years ago
Even civil to the infamous RomanticLover (who was before my time, but I remember allegations that he was Dougster about a year ago)
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10 years ago
Man...TUSCLers were civil in 2004. Things have changed!
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
^^^
Fuck yeah Dukey my brother...pickin' up chicks in the Baptist church is *almost* the best. Only thing better is pullin' the HAWT LDS chicks in the stake house parking lot.
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10 years ago
More (and much earlier) info...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1363444/Jeffrey-Epstein-Robert-Maxwells-daughter-Ghislaine-hired-girls-paedophile.html
Epstein's philanthropy seems cool -- dude digs science, etc. But c'mon with the underage shit. 18 is the legal age in Fla USA...stick to 18+ only my pervert bros. I mean really, if I had Epstein money I'd probably have a bevy of chicks lounging around naked, ready and willing to give me a "massage" whenever I want. But they'd be 18-25...certainly NOT any younger.
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10 years ago
@JohnSmith69 my brother, glad you can infer what a butt plug is :-) In this case it is probably being worn as anal jewelry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plug so it is probably small and doesn't go deep.
@jerikson40 my friend. Relax about the brown-eyed girl. Nobody is going to force you to assfuck a chick (or a dude...contrary to some reports by anti-gay nutjobs gay dudes aren't out to convert the straight folk of the world).
However, you should try it once, just for the experience. Wear a condom (obviously, unprotected anal with a provider...well, I'll just say "not so smart"), use copious lube, go slow, and have fun! You've got to try everything once in life (well, everything except shit that you know to be painful...unless you're into that).
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
^^^
Likely story Dugan dude. Now I know it was you.
Try my Harvey Wallbanger system. It'll get you touched by a real girl.
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10 years ago
Now jerikson dude, if you're going to post something related to space realize that Kate Upton in a bikini on a plane flying a zero G trajectory is groovy!
An ugly chick that looks like she is from Zeta Reticuli twerking and swallowing a dildo is NOT groovy.
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10 years ago
Space boooobs!!!
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10 years ago
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Jerikson dude, "she" is not wearing a thong and she does not have tattoos. That is the normal skin pattern on her homeworld and the "thong" is her "lungs". On her planet they extrude their gills through the anus and do a motion that looks like twerking to pump oxygen through them.
The bigger question is "why are you posting alien pictures?"
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10 years ago
Also don't go there because the chick is a frickin' alien!!
I bet her species is a parasitoid that implants their eggs in your body. When they hatch the larvae consume you from the inside and KILL YOU!!!
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10 years ago
^^^
You tell that Stevie girl Dougsta dude
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10 years ago
Jerikson dude, I don't think you're any of those things. But I do have direct evidence that you dig looking at alien chicks getting freaky. What is that evidence? The link to the gif of an alien chick swallowing a dildo that you posted.
You're OK jerikson dude, but most of us don't do strip clubs on Zeta Reticuli Ic.
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10 years ago
^^^^
Tell it like it is CJ my brother.
Seriously though, I agree with jerikson that this chick isn't much to look at. What kind of porno do you search for dude. I typically search for hot college-age chicks, not whatever yielded that alien chick.
She probably could have taken the dildo in even further 'cos she's an alien and doesn't have lungs. Probably absorbs oxygen through her anus or something alien like that.
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
That dude probably can't take the TUSCLers that keep it real. I bet that bozo has never gone to a strip club wearing a three-piece polyester suit and run the system on the girls. What a bonehead.
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Tell the truth Rick-dude. The dude trying to pick up chicks at an airport bar at 7:30am (!) was actually you. You posted the story here to see if you could get feedback on what you did wrong.
If you had offered the chick a Harvey Wallbanger she would have gotten down on her knees and given you a sloppy BJ right there in the bar. Trust me, I do it all the time. If I need a pre-8 am BJ from a strange chick it is straight to the airport. I practice saying "hey bay-bee...want a Harvey Wallbanger?" during the drive. Gets me in the zone.
Try that and report back.