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10 years ago
I ask 'em if they want some of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay. But that ain't CS...I really do dig sodomizing strippers with a fried chicken drumstick. Fuck yeah!!!
Wait...I was channeling Mr. Sausage Fingers for a moment there. I need a new sweat lodge. One that doesn't connect me with the Juiceman. I mean...I mean...that dude is funny and shit but you wouldn't want to live his life...
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10 years ago
And Purple Drank is a hip hop thing. Take some codeine cough syrup and mix it with something like 7-up and pop in some candy. Fucks you up and it also fucks with yo' teeth.
I like my Purple Drank with a just a soupçon of bourbon. Classes it up. But too much alcohol and codeine can stop your breathing, so be careful.
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10 years ago
Sex on the Beach? Dude...WTF?
Couldn't you have ordered something manlier? Maybe a Cosmo. Or perhaps a glass of one of Boone's Farm's finest "vintages".
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10 years ago
^^^
I don't know RickyBoy's actual background, but I suspect he tries to look like a Guido from the Jersey Shore. A little paunchy, walkin' around in a leisure suite with a girdle underneath to keep himself from looking too paunchy, hair slicked back over his bald spot...
I can just see him after being bumped on the street. Ol' RickyBoy turns around, fire in his eyes, and yells "you hit muh hair...I put a lotta work into muh hair...I need it ta look pahfect so I can run muh system ta pay hookahs fuh sex".
Unless the dude that bumped into him looks like he could kick his ass. In that case he holds his tongue.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
So CJ...whatcha tryin' ta say there?
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10 years ago
C'mon Dougsta, let's be fair.
Jerikson40 has a bit of the ol' "someone on the Internet is wrong" syndrome. But who among us hasn't wiled away some time telling anonymous folks how to live their lives. True...jerikson can be a bit more vehement than many folks, but we all have our own Internet personas.
And I'm sue RickyBoy is an OK dude deep down. He just feels compelled to emphasize the douchier aspects of his personality. Clearly, there was a real douchebag that RickyBoy admired while growing up and that is his vision of how "cool dudes" act. So he plays up the "I hope my sexy hunchback slips up on her sobriety so I can save $100 on OTC with her" side of his personality while still claiming to be a rich stud.
Of course, he doesn't realize that the only rich people who care one way or the other 'bout $100 are real D-bags.
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10 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@SJG my friend, if you don't need drugs or booze to have fun then more power to you.
@gawker, you hit the nail on the head. My impression is that Colorado has been successful thus far, though I would be surprised if it had turned out too badly. Weed isn't a drive fast/take chances drug. Not that you should drive all high on weed -- still a bad idea. However, drunk dudes think they can do shit that they actually can't do. And some of that shit they think they can do -- like drive and shoot guns -- can also hurt others.
When I used to smoke weed in HS and university I mostly thought I could eat pizza and watch videotapes. I was right. I could get as high as I wanted and do that shit safely.
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10 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^^^
@Motorhead -- did you find a map showing meth labs per capita? The following map is all over a number of sites.
www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/07/meth-states_n_4057372.html
But raw numbers aren't that informative. I mean really...California is not "methier" tha West Virginia. That said, it's clear the Midwest is pretty fucked up. On the other hand, I knew that before I looked at the graphic.
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10 years ago
To be fair GACAclub my man, it could also mean that uber-horny chicks can usually get laid for free whereas some dudes need to pay 'cos they are just PLs.
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10 years ago
^^^
It's his new system!
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10 years ago
RickDugan will be offering $3K -- paid in installments over a three year period -- to any hunchback strippers willing to do OTC with him.
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10 years ago
@rickdugan, dude...so you've chased down two drug-addled hunchback strippers? That's some fucked-up shit right there.
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10 years ago
Diamondxo, I suspect guys are put off by the topics you choose. Maybe you should focus on the following:
1) How much you like the Colonels's XXXtra KRIS-pay drumsticks.
2) How much you dig dudes with really fat sausage fingers.
3) The fact that you were born a hunchback and have steel rods in your spine.
4) How much you dig guys that wear spacesuits everywhere they go.
Doesn't matter if any of these are true. Guys just like to talk about that shit.
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10 years ago
^^^
Now I understand LeeH dude. I have to say that you ARE a PL.
I mean really...the only reasonable goal for clubbing is to find a sexy hunchback girl (let's call her "SQ" for "Sexxxy Quasimodo") that's willing to let you put a live gerbil up her ass and then fuck her in her RIGHT nostril.
Sotto voce...LeeH dude, you think anybody is going to think I'm serious 'bout that? Keep watching the weird news sites for some dude, no doubt in FloriDUH, that gets arrested after a scuffle with a bouncer that ensued when he showed up with a gerbil in his pocket and asked for the SQ girl.
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10 years ago
For those who need a reminder 'bout the SQ girl...
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=24115
I quote the Dugan dude...
"July 9, 2013 • Did I mention that she is beautiful and has perfect little tits?
The bad news is that she is playing hard to get. She is in that whole "I'm turning over a new leaf - getting my life back together" phase and flatly refuses to do p4p. No doubt that her childhood experiences also factor in. She also has a regular day job, so she is not completely without other income.
Mikeya, obviously I intend to take advantage of her situation. I'm just going to have to wait until she slips up or becomes desperate for the money. It will happen eventually, it always does in these situations. ;)"
Rick dude, that's some cold-hearted shit right there.
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10 years ago
C'mon guys...can't we all get along?
I have no issue with Dugan spending $3K on conversation. After all, it is his money and if he's having fun that's what's important in life. I do, however, see a minor inconsistency...
The Dugan dude has articulated a hope that one of his conquests would backslide on her addiction so he could save OTC money. My recollection is that this girl had a plethora of issues in her life, including severe scoliosis. Let's call her SQ (for Sexxxy Quasimodo).
After living a life that would grind most of us into the ground...a life she could only tolerate thanks to opiates...SQ finally managed to kick her drug habit. What is RickyBoy's response? Most normal humans would say "cool...stay clean you sexxxy hunchback!"
Nope. 'Twas RickyBoy's hope that she...if you'll forgive me...backslide. Why? So he could save OTC money.
So riddle me this...why would a dude like that pay $3K for nothing but conversation?
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10 years ago
The story:
Two men were able to use a shovel to fend off a gunman who was allegedly trying to rob one of them at around 2 a.m. Friday, Bay News 9 reports. Thomas Allopenna, 26, had just emerged from The Players Club, a strip club in Hudson, Florida, and was sitting in his truck when deputies say 22-year-old Jonathan Luis Crespo fired five shots from a handgun into the vehicle’s window.
You seriously have to check out the photo of the dude with a shovel. He looks exactly the way you would expect a shovel-wielding superhero to look.
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10 years ago
Lee, dude...I have no idea what you're talkin' 'bout.
I have but one rule in life. If it seems fun, do it. Is that an acceptable rule?
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10 years ago
Not sure i see the problem. We didn't get too good of a view of the chick, but her ass was nice. If I was some goofy electronic music dude touring the country I'd be all "if you're a hot chick, come to my concert, get naked, and join me on stage. Then join me in my dressing room."
Finally, some good news about FloriDUH
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10 years ago
If I've learned anything from South Park it is that Worcestershire sauce causes zombism when used as embalming fluid. I presume the same is true for A1 but I doubt that it is true for Heinz 57.
I dig zombies so my answer is A1.
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10 years ago
Right on Brother Aravas dude. You have yourself a good ol' time
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10 years ago
^^^
Hell, tell her she agreed to do some ATM while you're at it. See how far you can take this idea.
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10 years ago
^^^
And when she has a question about the cameras just answer "don't you remember? I scheduled you for a porno shoot today. Here's the form you signed" (hand her a bullshit form you made up).
She'll be too embarrassed to say no at that point.
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10 years ago
CJ bro...see if you can schedule time in a metabolic chamber and jack it for 1.5 hours. Better yet, break into a place with a metabolic chamber and do it. The cops will be all cool with it when you tell 'em you were curious. They dig folks indulging their curiosity.