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11 years ago
Man-DANG-A-LOW !!!!
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11 years ago
Oops...that is 24th century warp-capable ships. I keep forgetting that I'm stranded in the 21st century.
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11 years ago
About 16 light years from the sun gatordude, orbiting the spectral class K1 star 40 Eridani A. Easy flight on modern warp capable ships.
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11 years ago
You buy cans of bourbon at the bourbon cannery. Sheesh...
Srsly tho I bet that be groovy bourbon
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11 years ago
I mean...who wouldn't want to do the Pon Farr with freshchoiceslavemarket.com/.%5Cpictures%5Cjolene_blalock_nude.jpg
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11 years ago
So...any of you pervoids been to Vulcan lately. I'm hoping to jump on the next starship leaving for the grooviest parts of that fine planet for some hardcore strip clubbing. It is only logical!
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11 years ago
bagBoyDude...I think the Juiiceman is onto something here. But wear depends but line it with cellophane. Then pour honey in there. I bet that will be an experience.
If that doesn't give you a groovy jizz in trou then go for Duct Tape and Crazy Glue my friend. Nothin' else like that experience.
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11 years ago
@RTP...Did Buffy come later that evening a put a steak through the dancer's heart, only to have her turn to dust?
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11 years ago
My system is to tell strippers 'bout comic books. Gets 'me all lubed up. WOOT WOOT!
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11 years ago
I wonder how many posts this thread will end up with. Maybe everyone that uses the system should share their experiences with it. Or propose an alternative system.
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11 years ago
E'ry day BagBoy...E'ry day!!
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11 years ago
UxiDude...there is no happy medium. Spend every dollar you have on both. Fuck the escort in the ass then go out for some ITC in the club. Be sure to avoid using condoms, so your wife will have something to complain about during the divorce proceedings. Supplement your income by searching for aluminum cans to recycle. And...most importantly...smoke lots of crack.
Seriously though...the part that folks are reacting to is the "recently married", not the "married". One thing to start hound doggin' after 10-15 years (especially with limits that might be a little more restrained than those discussed here). But the "recently married" part sounds a bit like "I wanna say somethin' that'll freak these dudes out...lesse...should I go with 'I killed a hobo just to get an erection' or 'I hired an escort on my wedding night'?" Both of those things are considered socially unacceptable by some.
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11 years ago
GSB my friend...not shit. Santorum. A frothy mix o' feces and lube. Unless the chick has cleaned herself out like preppin' for a colonoscopy.
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11 years ago
BBJamesDude... Was that you going through my recycle bin yesterday? You scared the neighbors my friend.
You guys will know if James is in your neighborhood. Homeless lookin' dude with dreads that walks around chanting "MAN-DANG-A-LOW" at the top of his lungs. That shit is what freaked the neighbors out.
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11 years ago
I totally think that will work. You should do videos like backroomcastingcouch or exploitedcollegegirls. You can call you site 20dollahos.com.
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11 years ago
Maybe we need to be talkin' 'bout the system that the stripper use to Hoover the money out of our wallets.
America could use it stay out of hock. We'll imply that China can get some OTC action if they just front us some money. You know, 'cos our boyfriend left us and we're having trouble with the rent. It could work. Totally!
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11 years ago
I hear that the asshole (or asswhole as some here would type...) is indeed the new vagina. And DVDA is the new anal. And if you're a really twisted motherfucker you like to see girls take a drumstick of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay up the asswhole!
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11 years ago
Aw snap txtittyfan.
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11 years ago
C'mon guys. Maybe BagBoyJames is actually a multimillionaire that digs living in a van down by the river and baggin' the groceries. Lives off of $3 a day most days but periodically washes up and hits the clubs as a VIP makin' it rain wit' Benjamins.
Sounds like a valid life choice to me!
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11 years ago
True dat Esta. We may joke about KA-ray-ZEE shit but we shouldn't forget that strippers are human and deserve everything we all deserve like love. Love keeps us from going crazy (except when it drives us crazy).
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11 years ago
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I likes me the young ones 'cos I actually keep things mellow and in the club. But Rick digs the OTC. If the chick was hot and you wanted her...who cares how old she is? I'm down with you doing whatever you dig. I'll still call you on the hoping that some troubled heroin addict trying to get clean backslides so you can get cheaper OTC (and I hope that was a sick joke)but going for an over 30 chick you dig... As the Klingons would say...Qapla'
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11 years ago
With due respect ranukam, the propping thing is easily solved. Took me less than a minute to remove Camby's props. And I find it funny to think that Camby is compelled to communicate with me by propping, a venue I control.
I think Esta is trashing Camby 'cos Camby attacked him too. I reiterate the offer to Camby...if he wants to have a mature dialog with the group about how much folks should post and on what topics I'll engage in that discussion rationally. I'll even take the dude off ignore (which I'm only doing to get his goat anyway). But saying that I'm "sucking Juice's cock" isn't mature rational dialog.
Frankly, I'd much rather read Alucard's complaints on the topic. Alucard is much more rational and consistent in the way he approaches this topic. I still disagree with him. I enjoy reading the silly shit. I still think Alucard is too easily hurt and reacts to that hurt by lashing out, but I've come to be convinced that he is actually a pretty nice guy under that. I suspect I'd enjoy chatting with him over (non-alcoholic) beverages.
I think 23cambyman just attacks those with whom he disagrees, period. I say I like many of Juice's posts...bam, I'm an asshole sucking Juice's dick. Esta says Zimmerman is morally culpable for killing Martin even if he got off, bam...Esta is an asshole that knows shit about the law. Camby goes from 0 to attack dog in less than a second. And Bonesbrother seems UNABLE to write a post without racial slurs. My attitude toward Boner would differ if he called Juice and idiot and/or asshole and cut the slurs. I'd disagree -- when I've PMed Juice he is always a nice guy. But it is Bonesbrother's prerogative to think Juice or I or anybody else is an idiot. Just dial back the hate.
Do I hate either of those guys? NO. This is a joke. But I ain't gonna give those guys respect unless the act respectfully. Why exactly do the attitudes and behaviors they put out there deserve respect?
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11 years ago
So with the ACA there are two issues. Is it unreasonably intrusive on individual rights and is it well executed? The Supreme Court (our imperfect guardians against fascism, doncha know) answered question 1. The most important provision is constitutional. As for the second, we'll see in the long run. I suspect policy will change over time to sort out the ineffective parts. And in 10 years people will view this fight as ridiculous.
And the Republican Party will take credit for universal health care. (And I don't find the distinction between insurance and care compelling. Lack of insurance places limits on the type of care you have access to in the modern world, so they are inextricably intertwined).
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11 years ago
@GeorgeDude... You are being consistent in your use of the term fascist, but if you use such an expansive definition of fascist it becomes meaningless. Indeed, many "fascist" laws would be GOOD things.
Governments can and should take actions ensure that goods and services are fit for the general purpose for which they are sold. That means they should ensure that there is a very limited number of maggots in the 'shrooms (minor issue in the scheme of things), very small amounts of cadmium (at most) in your kids silly putty, and that the breaks on your car work properly. All good things. All fascist by your definition. But if you had to do the caveat emptor thing to the point where you personally checked all that stuff when you bought stuff society wouldn't function.
The issue is that "fascist" is a pergorative. It implies an overly intrusive and dictatorial imposition of rules. The problem is that a rule you find overly intrusive may be viewed as necessary and desirable (i.e., fascist by your definition) may be viewed as necessary and desirable by the majority. Consider my maggot 'shrooms. What's the harm? To my knowledge that case isn't associated with a health issue. It is just kind of gross. If the USDA lifted the rule we'd quit eating maggoty brands (if some companies imposed self regulation), give up on the 'shrooms, or get used to crunchy, crunchy maggots.
But enough Americans dislike the maggots that the government imposes the "fascist" rule.
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11 years ago
So sclvrDude...if Juice's posts aren't stopping other people from enjoying things that interest them, what is the harm in his posting? Isn't the whole argument of the Troll Crew that Juice "clogs the board" and interferes with other posters?
Can't have it both ways dude. Personally, I think you're right. Juice posts stuff that amuses some of us. And if you don't dig it...ignore it. See how I've solved this whole problem!
I will accept your everlasting gratitude now...