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10 years ago
LMN dude -- offer her a '77 AMC Hornet. I bet you can get one for $50. Maybe have to put in $200 or so to get it running. If she goes for it you've got a keeper!
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10 years ago
Smells like teen spirit Steve. Go for it.
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10 years ago
Maybe alabegonz is talking obout fluorine filled balloons some clubs have. That shit is pretty reactive.
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10 years ago
@art -- OTOH, if you had said "great idea!" you might be together with her asking for loans to help a failing business.
It is probably different with somebody you see regularly outside the club vs someone you talk to in the club. If you don't know the person well you can always equivocate "well, I don't really know _____ but it is hard to begin a new business, etc." but also avoid anything absolutely false.
The big exception, IMO, is any advice to do with a LTR. Can't win on that!
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10 years ago
You're a good man Steve. What is there to gain by treating the question as anything other than sincere? If you answer truthfully and respectfully there is always a (very small) chance to say something helpful. And even if you don't say anything helpful you've engaged with the girl like a normal human being and shared your thoughts. And if she doesn't respect that it is probably a good thing to move on.
I say "small chance" in this case not as a slam against strippers. Most people want to hear things like "great idea...a giant picture of Elmo from Sesame Street climbing out of your asshole will be SO sexy." But a sincere "well, I generally think a woman's beauty is hard to enhance...are you sure Elmo will still look great when you're 64?" probably won't hurt you.
For bang69's questions:
1) if you're asking whether it is time to go to rehab the answer is usually yes - go to rehab.
2) that's complicated - I don't know X's strengths and weaknesses. (And don't go any further -- this question is the exception to the "be sincere rule")
3. No, because you might end up in jail.
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10 years ago
Well, she is a redhead and there are some real redhead lovers. Hard to tell exactly what she looks like given the graininess of the video at www.abc2news.com/lifestyle/college-park-student-will-graduate-debt-free-working-part-time-job-as-stripper-in-nyc but she seems pretty hot. Especially if she has no tats I'd buy myself plenty o' lappers from that babe. And if the carpet matches the drapes....WEEEE-YAWWW!!!!
That said, I wouldn't be surprised is she wasn't doing some mad extras. And I would say to that "more power to you girl as long as you're comfortable with whatever you're doing".
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10 years ago
Or maybe Mr. Green Jizz was the BagBoy. All the cadmium from the dump where James lives. Did the hooker say that the John with green jizz paid her Piggly Wiggly coupons?
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10 years ago
@LDK - did the stripper elaborate on the green jizz? Was the dude LMN? Apparently taking too many drugs can turn your jizz green.
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10 years ago
Who'd have thought Juice would visit Murfreesboro this weekend? Don't let the TN popo treat you too badly Juice my brother.
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10 years ago
Crazyjoe dude, that is actually quite profound. Did you say it to burn the OP for claiming we're all six year olds?
As dor the topic, it stimulated interesting discussion but, as many have stated, generations have said this about each other for time immemorial. Old dudes are SUPPOSED to say "hey you kids, get off my lawn" and kids are SUPPOSED to say "you don't know what my generation knows old man - I'm going to express my insights by ______".
The decision, however, to fill in the blank with "getting stupid tats" is unfortunate. When the '70s were over you could reprint, burn your clothes, and send the AMC to the junkyard. When the '80s were over you old get smaller glasses and a reasonable haircut. And so forth. But now? Ain't no goin' back from those tats!
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10 years ago
But still no groovy pics? Hmmmm...
Hope all you perverts had a good holiday!
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10 years ago
And imagine a sweet, fully-restored and shiny '76 Matador. You drive a car like that and you are making a serious STATEMENT!
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10 years ago
LMN dude, I've never understood the whole sports car thing. I get low riders -- not my style, but they seem like fun. I get collecting classic cars. Especially if you dig restoring them as a hobby. But sports cars? No.
If I collected cars it would be late '70s AMCs. Imagine turning heads in a fully restored Gremlin all tricked out as a low rider. THAT would be sweet.
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10 years ago
@tumbligdude -- would it get lame less quickly if she also said "you wanna fuck my tight asshole?"
Of course, Juice would program his to say "I want the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay!!! WEEEE-YAWWW!!!!"
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10 years ago
And LMN dude...you know what would be even more LEGEND-wait for it-DARY?
Buy a bucket of KFC. Write "The Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay" on the side (in sharpie of course). Then write "LMN SCHOOLZ TUSCL" on the chick's ass cheeks. Then she gets a drumstick in the pooper! Great photo op.
But put some KY on the drumstick before you sodomize her with it. I mean really -- don't be a jerk.
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10 years ago
But LMN dude...you're still not treating us to groovy pics. I believe you about the whole Ferrari thing. Honest injun!
But I'm also a perv and I think writing "LMN SCHOOLZ TUSCL" on the chick's ass cheeks in sharpie and having her pose with the sharpie up her poop chute would be coo-el. Do it against a solid color wall. No ID possible.
I would think this would be win-win for you. You get to school us TUSCLers and you claim to enjoy degrading women. Isn't paying a chick to write on her ass cheeks and shoving the sharpie up her asshole (or, as Juice would say, asswhole) kind of degrading!
Every moment you refrain from doing this you play into the hands of your detractors. C'mon dude...school us and you'll be LEGEND-wait for it-DARY!!!
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10 years ago
@ Sinclair dude...seriously not cool. I wouldn't say anything about this is mega lulz. People are dead because a dude was lonely and in pain.
Almost has to be something like Asperger's. Dudes with reasonable social skills and enough money and resources usually have no issue getting a girlfriend. May have trouble keeping one if they're assholes. But getting a girlfriend is a different matter. Alternatively, they may not want to bother with a LTR but a guy with money and social skills can get laid either with civies or -- if he really doesn't want to bother -- strippers or hookers.
Sad that this dude couldn't take one of those routes.
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10 years ago
Spacesuit my friends...a friggin' SPACESUIT!
When I'm feeling saucy I use the same model used for the first EVA by Alexey Leonov 'cos that is one coo-el suit. On those evenings my driver tows my Soyuz capsule on a trailer to the club and I emerge in my Soviet space regalia. Yes, yes...I know that Leonov did his space walk from a Voskhod capsule and not a Soyuz...but c'mon dudes...do you know how hard it is to get a Voskhod. You have to deal with the Russian mafia and shit...
But most of the time it is just a standard Apollo-era spacesuit. Even that really impresses the strippers!
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10 years ago
So true DickJohnson. When I think "dirty, dirty, DIRRRTY girls" I think SLC. Hell, last time I was in Salt Lake I didn't even hit the clubs. I just went to the plaza that cuts through the temple and I ask the HAWT LDS girls for lap dances.
The LDS hotties are especially willing when there are weddings in the temple and the Jesus Jammie crew has just exchanged their secret heaven names!
Yep...if you want some twisted dirrrty fun the place to be is SLC!
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10 years ago
Nobody puts tiger blood in a suitcase!
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10 years ago
Well...it depends on how offbeat the way she offers the complement is. If she just says "wow...you've got a big cock" she just wants your money. If she says "amazing...you're swingin' some major pipe there...it's almost as big in proportion to your body as a friggin' barnacle!" then she is probably being truthful.
SEXY, SEXY BARNACLES:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TnB4dm3KyM
When o' when will I meet my barnacle girl?
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10 years ago
You'll have to tell us how the Camelopardalids turn our Mr. Shark. Hard to predict how spectacular they will be. I have camped during the Perseids away from city lights and they are cool. But you really want to be well away from the city if your going to watch a meteor shower.
You could always try to impress a stripper by "predicting" the meteors. Tell her "i had a dream last night that a hundred or more shooting stars will fall every minute." If they're a bust you'll look foolish, but you'll look impressive if the Camelopardalids turn out to be coo-el.
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10 years ago
OK, OK...some day there is going to be a story on the news about somebody, probably in FloriDUH, who try's to pull off soliciting hookers while dressed as a Klingon. He will look at the cop and say "but some random guy named zipman on a web site told me to do this...I HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!"
So hornygolfer20...DON'T be that guy. It's all fun and games 'til you end up in jail dressed as a Klingon.
Just use some common sense and ask discretely if you feel it is appropriate.
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10 years ago
@hornygolferdude -- don't listen to these dudes. The BEST way to get the mad XXXtras is to dress in full on Klingon armor and carry on all of your conversations in Klingonese. Cops can't arrest you if you're dressed as a Klingon. You have diplomatic immunity as a citizen of the planet Qon'oS. Check it out dude -- it is in the constitution. Totes McGotes.
Plus the know that they are no match for a Klingon warrior. Qapla'