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10 years ago
Dougsta, that post has epic San Jose Guy length.
Could you summarize? Should I short treasuries?
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10 years ago
The Necronomicon dude. Ol' Abdul Alhazred's Kitab al-Azif be one groovy book.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. When the Old One rises from his house in R'lyeh we're all going to be stroking greased bouncers, because Lord Tulu gets off on weird shit like that.
And if we don't he'll zap us to a hell dimension far worse than one that just forces you to strok bouncers.
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10 years ago
^^^
Relax jerikson-dude. We all know that Art is a man of wealth and taste. He wasnt trying to slam you with this.
Seriously though, the large number of good rock bands from English-speaking countries and paucity from non-English speaking countries doesn't surprise me for a genre that included vocals and evolved from the blues in America.
And seriously dude...you headbang to Kraftwerk? That's fucked up.
Though it has inspired me to start a mosh pit at a Gary Numan concert.
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10 years ago
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I'm curious how inexpensive these chicks are. There are some things you just shouldn't go bargain basement on. Hookers are one of those things.
Seriously dude, I'm going to assume you "stroked" the manager with $50. Then you left with a chick you promised an extra $50 if she did a good job. I hope her quote was at least $200. I'm just dubious that I'd want a chick that values herself so little.
Hookers that charge so little end up costing more in the long run. There is the cost of the bags you have to buy to cover up their heads (ugly can seep through a cheap bag). Plus, there are the medical bills for reattaching your dick when it falls off due to her herpes simplex XIII.
Rick, all I can say is stay classy dude...stay classy.
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10 years ago
Do you think the manager is greased before any stroking occurs?
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10 years ago
A friend of mine who attended university in the UK told me that a lecturer said something like "I like all of the words you use, the only problem is their order" in response to an essay.
I could say the same about DJscud-dude. However, to be fair, he does have punctuation. I noted the use of ellipses, a question mark, two periods, and even a semicolon. DJscud-dude is clearly a believer in the "never use a colon when a semicolon will do...oh, fuck it, I'll just use punctuation randomly" school of writing.
But all the words are there DJscud-dude. Just reorganize them.
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10 years ago
Gawker dude, all I can say is "you da man".
But stay strong. No matter how tempting she is you don't need that drama. Find another chick that would have made Lou Reed say "whoa...that's takin' shit a little too far, isn't it?"
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10 years ago
^^^
...if you wanted to see an alien...
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10 years ago
+1 johnsmith69 dude!
C'mon SJG!!!
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10 years ago
Relax bubba dude.
The TUSCL discussion board is like the old west. All free and shit.
But with occasional KFC ads. But you probably think those are troll shit.
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10 years ago
+1 Art and +1 jerikson
I pretty much a "whatever floats your boat" kind of dude. But a woman who inflates her tits to that point is just disturbing.
If I were your girlfriend I might be OK with you going to the club to see normal chicks get naked...but I'd be disturbed if wanted to see an alien from the planet Tittytooine.
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10 years ago
If you have to ask for a definition of "disposable income" you don't have any disposable income.
Regarding the original topic, I consider myself young at heart -- 25 tops. Crazy Joe and CapriSun are clearly young at heart as well.
The Juiceman -- he is ageless. Time stands still in that dude's gravity well. #sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
PSE is in the glossary.
Founder needs to add LDK.
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10 years ago
I'm sooooo sad that jerikson40 has a low opinion of us.
I suspect it be an when some dude with a big dick asked for some brown eye service. Jerikson40 ended up all butthurt and felt all dirrrty but only made $150. Sad...
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10 years ago
ujay dude...what WOULD I do?
I would stare at the manager and say...
“Just kill me. My life is nothing without her. Drive me mad. Let me be your sustenance. Eat my soul. You’re… you’re tearing me apart!”
Then start a shaking and screaming "iaaai! iaaai! Frogs...frogs...FROGS...get 'em off me!"
Shit like that throws managers off their game. Either they'll call the cops or just let you leave. Since they're letting hookers work there they'll just let you leave.
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10 years ago
It's only logical.
The starship Enterprise. Original show. NCC-1701.
NCC-1701-D is second.
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10 years ago
^^^
@ranukam - NOTHING is simple in the LMN world. That's why the dude constantly seeks advice on TUSCL.
@JohnSmith69 - wait...jerikson40 is a DANCER? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!!! Go away for some groovy vacation in Rocky Mtn national parks and come back to discover something freaky like that...
I bet some dude tried some assplay on ol' jerikson and he...err, she...got all freaked out. That has to be the explanation for the over the top reaction that ol' jerikson40 has to any discussion o' the brown eye.
@LMN dude...we've missed ya. But seriously man, no hookers in Aspen? You should have hired one to fuck your dad. While he's distracted two others could come to your room with some X, roxi, and adrenochrome befor fucking your brains out. Afterward, you could have one throw a boom box in the tub while your bathing and have it short out while "White Rabbit" reaches the climax (OK..OK..I know you aren't actually living in the Hunter S. Thompson world, but you have to admit that would be fun, no?)
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10 years ago
Could you imagine anal with a bacon condom? Probably slide off in the chicks rectum.
I probably just gave jerikson40 dude a heart attack! I don't know what that dude's issue with anal is.
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10 years ago
Ewwww!
I dig bacon (though I usually do the turkey bacon) but not on my dick.
Mrs. Zip cooked a big batch o' real bacon recently. Two days later she was all "where's the crispy bacon I put in the 'fridge?"
In the Zipman's tummy...that's where!
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10 years ago
^^^
Maybe it's free trips to the licensed brothels.
I'd take it.
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
^^^
Alas, the last time I was there was 2003. I have to plan a trip...
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10 years ago
@slick -- bit yo' tongue! New Mexico really is the land of enchantment. Probably my favorite place in the world!
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10 years ago
@shadow -- not sure. I didn't club in Scotland. I've barely done anything "fun" in the UK (just in London). Not that I haven't had fun in the UK. Wonderful place, even if it is expensive as shit though.
But since you want a more "sexy" focus check out www.redtube.com/573660
Watched with volume off so I didn't here any accents (Londonguy can correct me if the chick actually isn't a Scot).
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10 years ago
84.6% turnout is impessive, but Australia has mandatory voting. Though folks can cast a "donkey vote" (if I recall the term correctly) where the abstain. I think there's a $100 or so fine for not voting. I think they get a very high turnout -- easier to cast an abstain then pay a fine.
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10 years ago
@Londonguy -- Interesting. I had assumed the English wanted the UK to remain intact and the Scots wanted to break free of Westminster's austerity measures.
@motorhead -- I had few problems understanding folks in Scotland. Northern England on the other hand...folks there might as well be speaking Klingonese. Actually, I know a few phrases in Klingonese, so that might have been better. Qapla'