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10 years ago
In a country where there are legal brothels I have no sympathy for unlicensed places. Probably full of trafficked women. Bust the dudes running that shit.
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10 years ago
Stop it. You're making me want to vacation in Flint and I'm not sure when I can make the time :-(
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10 years ago
The move of the "start a new discussion" button to the right will probably help. I was having the same issue on an iPad.
But now I'd really have to have sausage fingers to hit the wrong place.
#sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
^^^
Just looked ol' Tiffany up. I would call her tits "implausible". Boobpedia indicates she had the implants removed.
www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Tiffany_Towers
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10 years ago
^^^
You're a laugh riot jerikson40 dude. Where might I have inferred that you were saying strippers deserve little money because they lack training or education? Oh yes...
"This means that for generally unskilled labor, with little training or education, you pay them at least $8 for every hour they work. As people become more valuable, by having additional skills or training, their worth goes up and so does their pay. Generally..."
But I'm not trying to convince you of my point dude. No, I'm trying to reinforce your resolve to believe that stripper deserve on $0.45 per lap dance. I figure that if I criticize you you'll double down.
What I really want to see is cell phone video of what happens when you pay some stripper $0.55 for a groovy lapper.
(Note that I'm factoring in a 10 cent tip 'cos I know you're not cheap or anything)
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10 years ago
Billy Bob & Bobbi Jo's Booby Bar, with the first letters of "Billy Bob" and "Bobbi Jo" really big. That would be a striking sign.
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10 years ago
Have to say I'm a real tits dude myself. Few fake tits really turn my on when I'm a groping them.
But clearly there is a group if dudes that like BIG and don't care whether they're real or fake.
But give me a B cup (or even an A cup) on a chick with a nice thin body and that is way better than the same body but fake D's. Same with ass implants. Even with a few imperfections natural is better than fake "perfection".
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10 years ago
On a more serious note, I'm a bit flabbergasted by the naïveté of the comment. It is not as if people are paid depending upon their training or lack thereof. Education levels are *correlated* with pay, but the correlation is imperfect.
There are PhD's in literature making shit teaching as adjuncts at 2-year colleges. Highly trained, but trained in a skill few are willing to pay much for. Nobody hands over $40 and says "tell me as much as you can about 'Madam Bovary' in the next three minutes".
It takes no training to wave your tits in a dude's face, but dudes are willing to pay $40 for it. And if you only want to pay $5, well...no boobs for you!
And seriously, stripping is degrading work. It may not be skilled labor, but imagine Juice coming in and wanting to put his sausage fingers up your "asswhole". Imagine doing the calculus of "how much should I charge to let this dude put his sausage fingers in my anus?" Girl should get hazard pay for that shit.
#sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
^^^
jerikson40 dude -- it seems to me there is a simple solution. Offer a stripper exactly what you think her time is worth and not a penny more. See where that gets you.
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10 years ago
Shit CJ...I thought sure you'd want to look.
I mean shit!
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10 years ago
^^^
Alabegonz dude...I'm going to have to smoke some really groovy 420 to figure out what you're talkin' 'bout.
I'm sure it's groovy tho'
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10 years ago
I don't remember Vera. And all I remember about Flo is the catchphrase.
There is a hot tatted up chick at the restaurant I like to go to though. Wearing a really tight black dress the last time Mrs. Zip and I ate there. Mrs. Zip complained that I was flirting...
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10 years ago
Could you picture a club run by the Juiceman?
#sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
No, but I did have a girl tell me that she punched a dude because she thought he was going to do that. She said he wanted anal and was pushy about it. She said that she was willing to provide FS for the right fee but wouldn't do the brown eye, period. Apparently he grabbed her very roughly when the agreed upon doggy was to begin and she got scared he was going to put it up her asshole anyway.
Claimed she just turned around and punched the dude and he hightailed it.
Seriously my bros...respect the brown eye. Cool place to put your cock if the girl agrees, but don't pull a surprise entry. Not coo-el.
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10 years ago
Cheetos are also good. You should try binging on those dude.
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10 years ago
Just to be clear...we're talkin' 'bout a hot chicks asshole in the butt plug idea. Not your asshole. Not an ugly chicks asshole. A HAWT chick.
Nobody wants to see that other shit.
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10 years ago
So Duke69 dude, if you can pay a chick to do that photo (substitute "JUICE RULZ" of course) please send it around.
Oh...and butt plugs. Many TUSCLer are really into the brown eye. A close up of your sausage fingers inserting a butt plug -- in a chicks "asswhole" -- would be coo-el.
#sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
Nobody can top LMN's pics. Maybe that is why founder deep-sixed the pictures feature.
I really dug the pic of his chateau, taken while hang gliding.
But the bastard never did pay his whore to write LMN RULZ on her belly in Twinkie cream and the put a Twinkie in her vag. For a dude who payed so much on drugs and whores you'd think he pay an extra $1K or $2K to impress his TUSCL buds.
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10 years ago
@jerikson40 -- sigh. Dude, I recognize that you said "somebody" and "might". But this was an opportunity to weave a post that includes Catullus and I thought doing so would be humorous.
There is, however, a bigger question. Why are you so obsessed with the brown eye my friend? You're the one who brought up the ass fuckin'. Not me. I just riffed on it. You're also the one who talks 'bout gay dudes...a lot.
Relax man. The bad news bears ain't going to grab you off the street to engage in some ass fuckin' and face fuckin' -- not unless you go to certain bars. But if you decide you want some o' the ol' sodomy and face-fucking, I'm sure ther are dudes that will oblige in said bars. Probably right there in the men's room.
If you want do that shit to a chick...well, you'll probably have to pay XXXtra.
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10 years ago
@Juice -- of course you do. I'd have been disappointed if you said you didn't. I also bet you like the sausage fingerbanging too. #sausage.fingers
@jack -- you should have. Makes Latin come alive!
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10 years ago
Arrrgh! Where be that ol' sea dog Cap'n Stickypants? Will he join us for a flaggon o' grog an' tales o' makin' the beast wit' two back wit' civvie wenches?
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10 years ago
^^^
Or Dr. Seuss
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10 years ago
Ahoy there slick-matey. Those who don't have the pirate-talkin' skills can use Post Like a Pirate - http://postlikeapirate.com/
Hi, I like face fucking ==> To Pirate ==> Hi-ho, I like face fuckin'
Arrrgh!!
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10 years ago
Well...I *know* there are hidden depths in Slick's comment.