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10 years ago
Well...I have the impression that Shadowcat lives at Follies.
LDK cruises the streets looking for civvies willing to give him a lapper 'til he jizzes in his trousers. Does that count as visiting the club?
I think Juice is on a plane of existence where life is like a 24/7 strip club. With a KFC inside. #sausage.fingers
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10 years ago
I'm going to suggest something off the beaten path...Linda Fiorintino in Dogma
Just 'cos the choice is kind of twisted.
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10 years ago
Since you're in the Clearwater area you should head over to Lipstixx in Tampa. I'm sure you can make the filthy lucre there. Slick's TJ suggestion is also coo-el!
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10 years ago
Also, how is this off topic? It is somewhat stripper related.
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10 years ago
Hmmm...Drake was probably afraid she'd go all jayzex on his ass on some discussion board he likes to post at
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10 years ago
#5 is clearly the most plausible.
But I've never seen ol' jerikson-dude end a post with "Juice! Juice! Juice!"
BTW, I wonder what's up with ol' #sausage.fingers. Perhaps he got back together with jayzex. Hope he treats that chick nicely this time #dotherightthingjuice
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10 years ago
^^^
Wait, make that JLaw -- chick that take nude selfies
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10 years ago
JLaw - Mystique/Raven Darkhölme
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10 years ago
But Mo-head, Canadians are super-tough. I bet Art goes outside in January wearing only a jockstrap.
Joking aside, Mrs. Zip visited Alberta in Feb about 5 years ago. The woman at immigration made her pull out the coat she packed because she was worried she'd get cold. (Once again, goes to my assertion that Canadians are uber-nice)
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10 years ago
From now on I'm only clubbin' in a hazmat suit. Self contained air system -- Ebola would get through a 0.2 micron filter!
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10 years ago
^^^
Nope. The border is actually a wormhole. They are Kryptonians.
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10 years ago
Mo-head, give Sleepy Hollow a second chance. I love the show. It is seriously crazy! America's founding fathers in a struggle with demons. Ichabod Crane transported in time. The Headless Horseman is one of the Four Horsemen of the frickin' apocalypse! He is Death dude...the Headless Horseman is frickin' death!
Shit doesn't get cooler than that. I seriously NEED some acid so I can sit back and let the craziness wash over me.
Alas I was hiking in Rocky Mtn Natl park when the new season premiered. The elk show was groovy, but none of the elk were demons...
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10 years ago
^^^
And this is coming from a dude that looks forward to addiction relapses to cut the costs of his hookers.
(No disrespect intended Rick-dude)
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10 years ago
That's what the Canadians WANT you to think Mikey-dude. Canada IS Krypton. You see, Canadians are a race of superhumans but they are so polite and just plain nice that they don't want to make Americans feel inferior. So they are dropping clues into our pop culture.
in 100 years they will reveal themselves as the benevolent overlords of humanity. This will usher in an era of justice, peace, and prosperity for all mankind.
Want proof? Consider Neil Peart. Could a normal human drum like that? How about Geddy Lee. Could a mere mortal sing like that while simultaneously playing bass and keyboards?
Rush RULZ!!!
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10 years ago
No. Doesn't cover enough. And it should be all black and shit.
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10 years ago
Calm down everybody.
Superman is totally Canadian! That truth, justice, and the American way...BS. Supes is a groovy dude who stands for justice, but the American way is a white lie told to American idiots.
How do I know Superman is Canadian? Well, Che told me that the Canadian medical system will fucking KILL you. So, logically, it would take a super human to survive in Canada.
Meanwhile, in America, we coddle the inferior. All the while the crafty Canadians have been breeding an army of super humans. Problem is that they're too damn polite to invade and tell America to stop being such a douche.
Well, I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords! Please invade America and run us properly. But kick Harper out first. K THX BYE!
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10 years ago
Touching. They should make the story into a rom-com. I'd take Mrs. Zip to see it!
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10 years ago
On a slightly more serious note, the Flash is being filmed by the same dudes that brought us Arrow, which is a damn good Green Arrow.
Plus, the show has Emily Bett Rickards, who plays a coo-el character and had a top notch photo leaked as part o' the Fappening 3. Nice landing strip. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
@steve dude -- glad your inner comic book geek is coming out.
I'm intrigued by Gotham, 'cos Batman is just about the absolute pinnacle o' cool. But I have to admit that I'm more stoked about the upcoming premier of "The Flash".
He's zippy, just like me!
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10 years ago
Lucky Charms all the way dude!
I've got 5000 boxes of the shit in my sealed bunker, just in case the economic boom doesn't come. That bad boy is filled with guns, ammo, canned tomatoes, and Lucky Charms!
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10 years ago
We should really exclude Cartman from consideration. There are only two dudes in history who could really pull off Cartman:
"Tricky" Dick Nixon
Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Fair enough Dougster dude.
But when SHOULD we think Rick-dude is feeding you straight lines? How about when he says something like:
"Last night I really wessoned the bouncer. Ever done that? That's when you tell the bouncer a Benjamin if you can take a dancer home. Then you balance the $100 note on your pecker, douse it in Wesson oil, and insert the money in his anus using your greased dick."
Still in character, Rick-dude then says "I don't really like strippers because I think girls are icky, but I enjoy wessoning bouncers. Plus, strippers help me flavor my fried chicken drumsticks. The Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay bay-bee!"
If he says that, would it be a set up?
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10 years ago
Kenny.
'Cos someday they're going to find me dead from autoerotic asphyxiation wearing a Batman costume. With a quick release crotch.
But the next day I'll be back like nothing happened given my pact with the Dark One Tulu.
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10 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Rick, dude...you have to be doing this intentionally. Can you not predict the reaction when you say you did X to a bouncer and X can be interpreted as a sexual act.
For future reference, just say "therefore, I paid the manager a small fee so i could engage in heterosexual acts with a female stripper, at all times acting in a thoroughly heterosexual manner". Dougster will have a hard time making that one sound gay. But I'm sure he will!
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10 years ago
Seriously though, I think these trends are hard to predict.
I'm just hoping that the stigma against whoring decreases to the point where frickin' HAWT college chicks do it largely for shits and giggles. Imagine walkin' into a club and seein' some blonde hottie who doesn't need the money but just strips 'cos she likes it!
Then she walks over, grabs your crotch, and says "how 'bout you put Mr. Happy up my asshole!"
Fap! Fap! Fap! Oooooh...