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10 years ago
And another question -- of Styx, REO, and Journey, which band freaks you out the most?
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10 years ago
Dougsta, dude...does the number of times you bump a tread have any relationship with whether others are posting on it?
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10 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Is there a badass condemned hotel across the street filled with the worst thugs imaginable?
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10 years ago
So will all the KTV hostesses be switching over to nursing school and real estate?
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10 years ago
^^^
Right on RDB!!!
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10 years ago
Bring a bucket of KFC.
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10 years ago
@silkypants -- the Dugan system? Yah...right...
Use the Zippy system. I show up at the club in my Soyuz space capsule. I tow that bad boy behind my Suburban. I put a lot of dry ice in there so fog oozes out. I have Guns'n fuckin' Roses blasting away and all sorts of disco lights and lasers and shit. When my driver reaches the club I emerge in my full on spacesuit (after all, I've been in a space capsule filled with dry ice...I needs some life support).
I walk in and say to the hottest chick in the place "return with me to my homeworld, I will make you Queen of Zargonia!"
If you do that shit I guar-UN-fucking-TEE that you will get mad XXXtras!
No way Dugan could pull that shit off.
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10 years ago
@footballguy -- dude, don't do this. You're not her boyfriend. You're a customer. If you seriously have enough time in your life that you can become a chauffeur to your fave stripper all I can say is "your a retard"
BTW, I haven't seen recent posts by retard boy...I wonder if the dude has given up the trollin'. Too bad, I enjoyed the dude's antics.
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10 years ago
So dookie Juiceman, did you go? Any weird shit happen? Did the strippers dig yo' #suausage.fingers? Did ya give 'em the ol' KFC XXXtra KRIS-pay as a treat? Share wit' yo' bros, bro!
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10 years ago
^^^
Who knows? Maybe the smokeybear dude works for a competitor and their master plan is bad mouthing Club O on TUSCL. Then phase 3 = profit, as the underpants knomes would say.
Smokeydude, mix it up a bit. We've already heard that said hotel is the headquarters of ISIL in America. That's frickin' scary, 'cos those dudes decapitate prisoners. How about saying the hotel has a gateway to HELL!!! Maybe you saw a demonic possession in the parking lot. I would totally be scared of that shit.
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10 years ago
@Alyssatanggg -- I'll just offer on piece of advice, since you've already learned that anybody posting as a dancer gets told to do extras. What is that advice? Don't let shit like this...
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31932
...happen to you. Otherwise, just wing it. Horny dudes will spend money when they're 'round naked chicks. You can rely on that. No system needed.
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10 years ago
I'm OK with Styx and REO, but Journey freaks me out.
Wait...could it be? Did Dougsta discover that steve229 is actually the dude from Journey? That is some weird, wacky shit.
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10 years ago
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Wouldn't you avoid ol' Doc Huxtable? Shiiiit....that dude will slip a Mickey in a chicks drink then he'll slip his mouse in her house.
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10 years ago
BTW, did any of you perverts watch the live stream of the comet landing. Cool stuff. I told folks I wouldn't be available and had it playing while I worked.
Alas, poor Philae is now sleeping, too much in shadow for her solar batteries to work. The last tweet was poignant...
.@ESA_Rosetta I'm feeling a bit tired, did you get all my data? I might take a nap… #CometLanding
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10 years ago
I for one am offended. The linked piece said the shirt had scantily clad comic book women. I click over to look at the shirt...
www.cnn.com/2014/11/13/living/matt-taylor-shirt-philae-rosetta-project/
...and what do I see? No Powergirl. No Scarlet Witch. No Emma Frost. I mean really...if you want to be bothered by offensive comic book art on a T-shirt it could be something way over the top. You know...something like Luke Cage sodomizing Jessica Jones or the Comedian raping Silk Spectre I.
The comet lander dude's shirt was just a bit colorfull.
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10 years ago
Lena, if I were you I wouldn't feel guilty. If he enjoys it that's his issue, not yours.
I would, however, be a bit careful. There is always a chance somebody like that is fucking with you. I'm not sure what would happen if somebody requested something like that and then complained, but it might end up being a pain in your ass. Some people derive pleasure from some mighty twisted shit. For example, some dig trolling message boards ;-) I wouldn't put it past someone to try arrange situations that might embarrass you ITC.
But I doubt that this dude is pulling anything. After all, it sounds like he paid you, you did what he wanted, and he left. Just don't hurt your knee next time.
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10 years ago
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Ditto.
I don't know why slaux.pas (aka slop.ass -- thx for that CJ) is so hell bent on including me in this. My last major troll post was when I started the thread about the other slaux_pas. I don't really get that dude -- he apparently hates everything I post but seems unable to put me on ignore. What's up with that? Regardless, I got my lulz from starting the thread and putting him on ignore.
This slaux.pas, on the other hand, is giving me the lulz. I'm just going to stay out of his way. You win slaux.pas dude!
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10 years ago
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Running "the System" on EE girls? Simple:
1. Watch the "Portrait of a Russian Oligarch" http://www.vice.com/video/portrait-of-a-russian-oligarch as many times as you can.
2. Act like a Russian Oligarch that will take said EE stripper back to one of your many luxury estates, where you will pay her handsomely and she will let you fuck her asshole whenever you want.
Works every time. Just exude the "I'm an oligarch" vibe. Do not bring KFC to the club. Undercuts the oligarch vibe.
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10 years ago
@jestrite50 dude...I assumed cbaillie was a dude. Though there is no way to know for sure. Just going by the fact that most TUSCL posters are dudes. Or dudes pretending to be chicks.
Yeah, there are a few chicks, but most are scared off when Juice PMs them a pic of his #sausage.fingers giving the shocker to a blowup doll while jackin' it with the other hand.
Do you know whether cbaillie is a chick? I'm not judging, just clarifying.
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10 years ago
And the next day a couple of Australian DJs called up pretending to be the Queen and Prince Charles making inquiries about the Duchess of Cambridge, who had just given birth. The nurse is fooled and puts their call through.
Things went further downhill from there.
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10 years ago
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JohnSmithDude...I'm skeptical that even the crack special forces team that is the cranky old white dudes o' TUSCL could take out a place like club O. That place sounds worse than Somalia.
No, the CIA needs to drone strike those assholes.
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10 years ago
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Once again, google can be your friend.
http://www.churchill.navy.mil/
There is an RN officer attached to the ship. He is ship's navigator. The XO is American.
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10 years ago
Art, to be fair, I know what Clamato is but I've sometimes repressed that memory.
I know, there's nothing wrong with combining clam and tomato flavors. I'm fine with Manhattan clam chowder. But I've never liked Clamato in a cocktail. And certainly not with beer.
What did you end up with? Tomato juice with a stick of celery?
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10 years ago
@Diva1975 -- we give Dougster latitude regarding the topics of his posts. He's a dude that can't be restrained.
Nonetheless, I think the "we're DOOMED" trope may be nearing an end. But what do I know? The phrase "Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay" still gives me the lulz and others feel it has run its course.
That said, "Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay" is related to strip clubs since it evokes the use of fried chicken as a sexual aid. I can't remember the connection between "We're DOOOMED" and strip clubs, if there is one.
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10 years ago
Is this really off topic? After all, Kim K is kind of a whore and this is about her ass. Talkin' 'bout whore ass seems on topic for the forum.
Regardless, this reminds me of the South Park episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnMM0jpg6nY