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10 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
^^^
True dat shailynn. I love the tirade about not being able to open crazyjoe's emails.
CJ dude -- how did you get that guy's email? Did you just try
[email protected], hope for the best, and put "I'm crazyjoe" in the subject line? After all, he said he couldn't open the email...
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10 years ago
I just did a search and a clearer story is at www.cnet.com/news/happy-100th-birthday-hedy-lamarr-movie-star-and-wi-fi-inventor/
You perverts should read it. Very interesting.
Then you should use wifi to stream her orgasm scene.
Scene from Hedy Lamarr's Film, Ecstasy, 1933
http://vimeo.com/62124101
I'm sure she'd find it appropriate that your streaming it using wifi or a cellular network.
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10 years ago
And frickin' brilliant too! Along with an avant garde composer dude she invented frequency hopping radio control for torpedoes during WWII. http://ipmall.info/hosted_resources/nic/nic_LamarrNYT.pdf
So the next time you use wifi or a cellular device thank a sexy chick named Hedwig.
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10 years ago
I heard some millennials talking about the false vacuum destroying everything. We're totally doomed!!! This economy shit is nothing.
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10 years ago
Are they dudes living with two sexy chicks that pretend to be gay so Don Knotts doesn't evict them? 'Cos that shit started in the '70s. In the UK. (OK...OK...it wasn't Don Knotts in the British version)
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10 years ago
But mo-head dude...sketchy old perverts do fart. I suspect the average TUSCL'er primary biological activities are farting and priapism from boner pill overdose.
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10 years ago
I would say "D". Unless she's in the middle of giving me a rimjob. In which case it's still "D".
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10 years ago
But Josh43 dude, you won't have to hear her if you facefuck her.
It'll be all "Hucka...gag...bee...gag...the...gag...form...gag...er...gag...gover...gag...ner..." 'til you shoot your man chowder down her throat.
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10 years ago
IDK about the Hardee's/Carl's Jr. ads. The girls are hot but the food is gross. So gross it kind off puts me off the chicks.
Perhaps it reflects my tireless advocacy for the use of fast food as a sexual aid, but I keep picturing those girls doing disgusting things with the Hardee-burgers. Eeeew!!!
Besides, I'm a subtle person. Well...I'm subtle when I'm not joking 'bout putting a drumstick up some chicks asshole or saying "WEEE-YAWWW!!!"
Lily is a subtle girl. But I bet she'd dig takin' my drumstick up her asshole... WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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10 years ago
Were there also hot chicks there? I'm not sure I'd really care if all she was doing was managing the hot waitstaff that were born female.
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10 years ago
^^^
Are these the Carly Foulkes photos? http://thefappening.so/carly-foulkes-naked-17-photos/#more-1948
To be fair, she is stretching in the only one that looks super anorexic. But yeah, she could use a little more meat on her bones. Also wish she didn't have the tats. Nonetheless, I still find her sexy as fuck.
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10 years ago
^^^
Face it, we all want strippers with good skin.
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10 years ago
The class should also cover the benefits of using jizz in your beauty routine:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTUkrXsabp4
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10 years ago
Are DandyDan and I the only ones who dig Lily from the AT&T commercials?
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31680#comment347930
She's got it goin' on! Though I'm not sure about a three way with Flo. Perhaps the T-Mobile chick or the Nationwide cat burglar.
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10 years ago
Well, based on this post and sflguy123's admission we now have direct evidence that the "fried chicken up the hooker's asswhole" trope has achieved full penetration. Will the naysayers now admit that the people have spoken? #XXXtra.krispay
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10 years ago
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Wait...wait...wait...that Dewitos shit is real? http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/dewitos.asp Fuuuuuck.
That must mean the preggo stripper place IS real!!! Think there are any pregnant #ebola.strippers?
At least the Ebola Doritos aren't real. www.snopes.com/medical/ebola/doritos.asp That would be too much.
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10 years ago
Perhaps we should wait until ranukam reports back before planning a gathering. Alas, it is labeled as satire:
http://thatoregonlife.com/2014/10/new-strip-club-baby-bumpers-opening-oregon-features-pregnant-girls/
I mean really, you go to the home page for that site and you see a story about Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew, called "Dewitos". That has got to be bullshit -- nobody could get high enough to enjoy that shit.
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10 years ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
I knew Disney was good people.
Except that frickin' mouse. That dude is concentrated evil. He's like the anti-Christ in mouse form.
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10 years ago
^^^
Shit...I missed this one!
slaux-dot dude, my advice is to not troll Dougsta. He's ignoring you now but he's going to go full metal troll on you at some point.
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10 years ago
Wait...did that constitute trolling or troll feeding? Oh well, fuck it...you keep on bein' you slaux.pas you glorious idiot.
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10 years ago
^^^
I can't resist commenting on slaux.pas -- frickin' hilarious. I have a hard time telling him apart from the real dude! Well...I think his grammar and spelling are a bit better than the real dude. But otherwise it is spot on!
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10 years ago
@ranukam -- Sorry to hear about the broken engagement but welcome back. But seriously dude, don't do bareback in the pussy or ass with anybody unless you're both 100% monogamous (well, you never know with anybody but yourself, so I'll say "unless you're 100% monogamous and you're virtually certain she's the same).
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
And I'll agree that it is annoying.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
^^^
Wikipedia is your friend my brothers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fog_machine
There are smoke (or fog) machines that work using multiple methods. Some dry ice, some don't. Apparently some use liquid nitrogen or liquid air. I did not know that part.
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10 years ago
@JohnSmith69
"Here's a system that would remove all ambiguity about the 1-10 scale.
www.cc.com/video-clips/dm16ce/stand-up-dwayne-perkins--scale-of-1-to-10"
Fuck yeah. And the law should say you have no business being a stripper if you're less than a 7. Streetwalker is acceptable, but not a stripper.