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10 years ago
Juice, my brother, why don't you pick up a bucket o' the XXXtra KRIS-pay and road trip on down to ATL to find out? Tour all the clubs and let us know where you got the most XXX rated attention!
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10 years ago
Good question jamesdaydude... Let me tell you brother, ther is simple way to figure it out. Just figure out which city has the most KFC locations. HAWT chicks will do anything for a drumstick o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay.
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10 years ago
@Jackmd -- this is some wacky shit! Did she actually want you to pay or was she offering you $75. If the latter, I'd have taken it. Why not?
@chandler -- alas, the amount of money a hooker can charge is inversely proportional to her age. Unless she's a fatty. Then she's limited to charging less or finding the chubby chasers.
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10 years ago
Would you consider dancing to "Carry on Wayward Son"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
Kansas was frickin' coo-el!
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10 years ago
FYI, I'd be the dude in the cartoon that's going off to roll a bowling ball under the stalls in the bathroom. Chicks dig weird dudes. Well...any chick I'd dig fuckin' digs weird dudes. Which is cool beans, 'cos I dig bein' weird!
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10 years ago
Juice, my brother...you're not a flake. You always remember to bring your bucket o' KFC to the club. You always try to put one o' your #sausage.fingers up the girls pussy. You are Mr. Reliable my man.
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10 years ago
How do the people in the vacant hotel 300 feet from Club O sort their TUSCL discussions?
You know, the ones that worship Lucifer, change silent letters in word, dig REO Speedwagon, and teleport people to alternative dimensions.
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10 years ago
RickDugan dude...on balance, would you go there if you were in the Chicago area with a car?
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10 years ago
^^^
smokeybear dude, the problem is that you sound unhinged. Just review the club based on you knowledge if you want. Or tell amusing stories here. But just repeating these stories about the vacant hotel with the portal to a hell dimension (or whatever) makes you seem weird.
And not in a good way.
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10 years ago
^^^
Fair enough. However, I don't have too much interest in going places where "...if you don't look lost or scared you'll be okay". Unless, of course, the payoff is high.
The way I figure it, the are SC towns and non-SC towns. Chicago (and here I'm using it as "greater Chicago area" just doesn't seem like a SC place. When in Chicago I've never been in an area I believed to be dangerous. But I know there are dangerous areas. Nothing I've heard suggests big payoff...so I find other things to do than club if I'm in Chicago.
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10 years ago
^^^
Shark my brother, I think you miss a big point when you say "...police would shoot anyone regardless of color if you were punching them..."
True, but there are a lot of people in Ferguson (and elsewhere) who don't believe Brown was punching the police officer. Those people believe Brown had his hands up and just got shot. Or -- at the very least -- they believe Brown may have had his hands up and just got shot. And the criminal justice system wouldn't even put Wilson, the dude they believe to be guilty of murder, on trial.
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10 years ago
The question "how's it going?" is largely a ritual. An icebreaker. Nobody wants to hear the truth unless:
1. The answer is "fine" or "great" or something similar.
2. The person asking is a close friend.
So the ritual is completed with answers like "pretty good" or "not bad" or (if you don't want to imply everything is hunky dory) something equivocal like "it's going..."
Then something like "...and you?" is asked.
All part of the false face we put forward in social situations.
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10 years ago
@rockstar666 -- perhaps you're being sarcastic or perhaps you have smokeybear on ignore, but these threads are intended as a parody of his Club O posts:
https://www.tuscl.net/u-d.php?UID=199102
I'm not sure why smokeybear has a hard on for Club O, but he believes it to be dangerous. I don't know. I've never been there. When I've been in the Chicago are I've only been to two clubs -- Admiral and one other that closed a while ago (can't remember the name).
Perhaps adding a review to Club O would be a more effective strategy for smokeybear. That's where I would look for information on a club.
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10 years ago
More importantly, if you try to put a tampon up a bear's ass will it maul you?
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10 years ago
Or does it? If a bear shits in the woods but no one is there to smell it, does bear shit smell?
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10 years ago
I'd go for art house fare like Trixxi Dancinggal Barcelona.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
What about Steve-dot? That dude is bonkers. If you had asked me "who on TUSCL puts tampons up his ass?" BEFORE ol' slaux.pas confessed to shoving tampons up his ass I would have said "Steve-dot...that dude puts tampons up his ass for sure!"
Wait...could Steve-dot be slaux.pas? Regardless, there is an anal tampon in the mix somewhere.
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10 years ago
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slaux.pas should be on the list. That dude is so smart that everybody else seems like a retard in comparison. Just ask the dude!
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10 years ago
Don't go to Club O in Harvey. Shady shit goes on in the hotel 300 feet away. I hear the lead singer for Journey once gave the lead singer for REO a BBBJ in that hotel. Like I said, shady.
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10 years ago
Well, when I was last in Club O in Harvey I overheard a dancer talk about luring a PL over to the hotel only to kill him as part of a ritual aimed at freeing Lucifer from his cage in Hell.
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10 years ago
Are we talking RickyBoyDugan or rickdugan?
I could buy the former. He's quite reflective. Some of his comments are even poignant.
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10 years ago
Didn't Kendra's husband have an affair with a transsexual chick? Not sure if she was pre-op or post-op though.
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10 years ago
The demons have also published a nice description of their work in "Dwell" magazine, highlighting their excellent design sense. All of the pentagrams have very clean lines. It's quite avant garde.
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10 years ago
^^^
YES. That is TOTALLY what he means. Totes McGotes. HE should be THE moderator.