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12 years ago
Sorry for the diatribe. I'll finish it up by returning to better topics...
Anybody know if Eve does OTC? I'd like to go down to Tampa and do some "polling" before the election.
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12 years ago
Pablo, my man, I think you are the one who has been asleep, not Eve...
I suspect she got the idea that Romney might be worse than Obama for women by hearing a description of the Republican PLATFORM. If you believe ol' Mitt is going to do better than Barack that is your prerogative -- vote for him! (I just hope you don't live in Ohio or Florida)
The reality is that neither candidate is very good. What I don't get is why a not very effective moderate democrat is viewed as a socialist Muslim atheist from Kenya. Anybody who believes that shit is just nuts. Don't want to vote for Obama because he was ineffective? OK, I understand that. Don't want to vote for him because you disagree with specific policy initiatives? I can understand that IF you understand the policies. Hell, I disagree with a number of things he has done and wish there was a better candidate who could win. However, most of the things I'm troubled by are things Mitt will do too. And Mitt do them worse than Obama. So there is no real choice...
But, c'mon dude, you're alleging that Eve is stupid because she is voting for Obama and Obama was unable to fix societal problems with respect to women's issues that have been ongoing for more than half a century? When the alternative was nominated by a party with a clearly anti-woman platform? When the alternative is part of a party that has congressional and senatorial nominees who deny basic realities abou reproductive biology?! Yeah, Eve is the one who isn't paying attention...
Why did I vote Obama? Simple, the Supreme Court has 4 conservatives, 4 liberals, and one swing. The conservatives tend to vote as a block (with notable exceptions, like Obamacare) but the liberals don't. Most justices are, ahem, rather old. Our next president will shape the court. Our next president will also shape the lower courts, but the impact of the supremes is more obvious if you follow the news. Name some recent cases where the conservatives have been on the side of freedom and the liberals against...
(For the record, the only case that comes to my mind is Kelo. Perhaps you know others. And Kelo was complicated, though I feel morally it should have gone the other way. Legally I don't know since I'm not a JD.)
So go for it Eve! Vote you conscience! Next time I'm in Tampa I'll make sure to get a lapper from you.
And Pablo, you vote your conscience too... Just don't be dissin' people as stupid when reality backs up their specific case...
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12 years ago
Looks like that club is a real ghetto dive. How far the mighty have fallen (though I think the girls were cyber girls in 2004, not playmates in 2007)
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12 years ago
Pretty hot jersey777. Is that picture you?
I'd get a lapper from you in a New York minute.
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12 years ago
Mikey, don' be worryin' 'bout old Juiceman. Remember, he only rebukith from the love he has for the flock... Those who would feel the fire of the strip club. Those should would provide the burnt offerings...
When thou ask onto him where is the Bambi and her cigarette for the burnt offering he will tell you that the father will providith a Bambi, a Mercedes, and a Cheyenne (but last shall spell her name "Shy Ann" because the angel of the LORD did confuse her). They will have Virginia Slims for the burnt offering.
When the Juice doth take out his knife to slay you the angel of the Father shall call out "Juice! Juice! Do not lay a hand on thy subject, for he will be thy wingman!" You will forever nut on the beautiful face of Bambi, on the tits of Mercedes, and up the ass of that dumb bitch Shy Ann (my fuckin' angel was so clear but she did not hear...)
Then the Juice did produce the HOLY horn of the RAM. It was a small clear pipe with the sacred rocks therein. Lo, the horn of the ram did contain the freebase to be used a burnt offering.
In thy nut juice all will be blessed. In all strip clubs, from the Mons of Venus to the whorehouse of Beersheba, where thou shalt dwell and thy ATF Milcah shall ask you to use a condom, so she will not bear you a son.
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12 years ago
I dig sexrox. Very John Cage.
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12 years ago
And I forgot to add... Fuck yeah erotic Jesus!! That be my kinda church!
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12 years ago
Juiceman, do not become a regular joe my man. If you feel regular joeness comin' on, heed this advice:
Go to the pharmacy and buy four or five bottles of cough syrup. Make sure it only has only DXM, no expectorant and certainly no acetaminophen. We want you crazy, not dead from liver damage. Then chug two of the bottles.
You should also take some no-doze and energy drinks. Like about two or three six packs. Spend about 5 hours jerkin' it to old playboys. Some of the old college girl issues where the girls have full on bush. Also have some old issues of Penthouse on hand. Whenever you feel like you're gonna bust a nut, back off for a little while. Maybe spend some time in a sweat lodge (if you do not have easy access just turn your heat on full, run your shower 'til it is good and steamy, then put red bulbs in all your lights.
Once you have done this, chug the rest of the cough syrup and more energy drinks. That is the juice I want commenting. You will be in the middle of a transcendent experience. I would love to see you exegesis on the Penthouse letters. Read them like they are a holy book and tell us mear mortals what they mean. Thus it begins...
Erotic Jesus lays with his Marys, loves his Marys. Bits of puzzle, fitting each other. You shall see shadows of the morning light, shadows of the evening sun, 'til the shadows and the light are ONE...
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12 years ago
What juiceman said, but I'd also fuck her up the ass.
Wait, this was a relative... That is fucked up. I'd leave her alone. Unless she was a hot 2nd cousin or relative by marriage. In which case I'd go with the fucked up answe.
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12 years ago
Honor thy slut wit yo' Benjamins, wit da firstfruits of thy nut; then her "barns" will be filled to overflowing wit thy jizz and yo' vats will be overflowin' with NEW reefer.
My friends, do not despise da Juiceman's discipline, no, don' be resentin' his rebuke. For da Juiceman be callin' ou dose dat he love, as a horny MF delights in his whore!
Fuck yeah! So sayith the prophet o' da Juiceman, who revealed these proverbs to me after I chugged a bottle of cough syrup.
I also heard sumpin' sumpin' bout da Juice from chapter 4 verse 23 o' dose proverbs. It was fuckin' disgusting!
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12 years ago
Yo yo yo... Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Weed = good times. Jes' don' be drivin' after tokin' (Drac be gettin' down on you if yo do)
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12 years ago
You crazy man! Don't you know that syrup on the dick can cause yeast infections? But I bet da Juiceman don't give a shit 'bout no hos. He probably say "let dos fuckin' hos get yeast up der pussys...juiceman make beer wit it!!!" Fuck yeah!
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12 years ago
Chapter 1, verse 1 of the gospel of Juice.
Kicks ass compared to "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth..."
When are we going to get to Juice 3:16
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12 years ago
Damn straight snowtime.
Just not as convinced as you that Romney won't spend us into oblivion... Hope I'm wrong if he gets elected, but I think we'll go from bad to "oh my fucking god this is horrible" If he is. I'd rather stay at "just bad".
When I was a New Mexican Johnson was pretty good. But there was still a lot of inertia in local govt. Albuquerque kept harassing the Ice House (now defunct). But having somebody who really takes freedom seriously would be good for a change. Stop fucking with the strip clubs. Stop the failed drug war (treat it like alcohol - don't let people drug it up and drive, tax it a bit to cover problems caused by drugs, but stay the fuck out of our private lives if we aren't hurting anybody else). But it isn't going to happen any time soon.
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12 years ago
And Christie... He is a douche too
At least he hasn't risen to the level of turd.
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12 years ago
Still amazed by all the old white dudes who can't see what is going on this election. If Romney wins we'll see contined spending combined with lower taxes. We've done the Romney experiment 3 times before (by Reagan, Bush I, an Bush II). Hasn't worked.
My issue is that the Republican Party has lost it. If the Democrats are "tax & spend" the Republicans are committed to "don't tax but STILL spend". Those are our choices. Sorry to tell you, but "sensible fiscal policies ending in a balanced budget" ain't on the ballot. "Competent" isn't even on the ballot. Our choices are "boring not so competent technocrat who has no courage and isn't making much headway against big problems" and "pandering rich boy who will say whatever he needs to to get elected and do whatever he needs to to get reelected".
In other words, our choices are douche and turd sandwich. I'm voting douche because you always feel dirty after you eat a shit sandwich. And not "good dirty". So Douche and Biden 2012!
Oh, and the congressional and legislative races... Those are the folks who don't even rise to the level of douche and turd.
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12 years ago
Wait, that is #5. Fuck, now I know why juice was skipin' numbers
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12 years ago
#4 Juice is a crazy ass MF that make me laugh my ass off.
Testify, juice my man, testify! Don't be apologizin' fo' nothin'. You tha juiceman! Be yo crazy ass self whatever anybody says
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12 years ago
Man, don't be hatin' the bads English. Some folk here are truly artistes with the keyboard (or iPad). They are transgressing the boadaries of communication and understanding by getting hip to the hermeneutics of intellectually fulfilling sexual, spiritual, and sociopolitical strip clubbing.
Remember, the line between avant garde and stupid can be paper thin. I prefer to think of these posts as avant avant, like Serrano immersed in Dali wrapped in Duchamps. A turducken of surrealism.
Plus, they don't criticize others by while writing posts sans capital letters.
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12 years ago
My heart grew thee sizes, just like the Grinch on Christmas morning.
Seriously though, I've met (and been a regular with) several very nice strippers. I've never lost a wallet and I leave my phone when I go to the club, but there are certainly girls that don't worry me. One of my favorites always asks if I want change when I give money (rather than assuming it is a tip) and will ask if I want to get a dance from other girls if we've been sitting together. She will even tell girls I point out that I want a dance if I say I'd like a dance from another girl.
Don't get better than that. Well, actually, it would be better if all the girls were that way AND they all gave hot BBBJs and FS and Greek...
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12 years ago
Vancouver strip clubs not so good. But I found the girl I met at Swedish Touch to be very attractive.
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12 years ago
And so beginnith the gospel of juice. I the beginning there was craziness. The god said juice "get thy ass to a strip club and fuck some hos". and it was good...
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Cool spam Evelyn. Since we're all totally sure you are totally real and aren't computer generated I have two requests:
Tits or GTFO.
And
Sharpie in the pooper.
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12 years ago
Estafador, my man, kittykate will know what "sharpie in the pooper" means if she is really a camgirl. It means "put a sharpie up your ass and show it on camera".
Check out sharpieinthepooper.tumblr.com
Chicks with sharpies in their poopers. Sometimes many sharpies, sometimes only one... Life don't get better than looking at chicks with sharpies in their ass.
Unless, of course, you face fuck her and the put you cock up her ass. That is much better.
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12 years ago
C'mon folks. Seriously. These comments about the new generation being stupid, rude, etc. are just the same old-same old.
Every generation has its idiots. A truism but another truism is that every generation says the next is a bunch of idiots far worse than their own generation.
I suspect I could find plenty of people from shadowcat's generation, from mine, from generation Y, or whatever generation you can name that don't have a clue about geography or some other topic. But there are also plenty that are intelligent, articulate, and successful in each generation. Moreover, I'm convinced the proportion of clueless people would be similar as well. Admittedly, the proportion of clueless university grads is higher, because more people attend university, but the overall proportion of "the stupid"? That hasn't changed.
Folks like juice crack me up. Some of the drama does as well. I wouldn't read the discussions if I didn't have a laugh doing so. I'd probably just use TUSCL to identify clubs when I travel. Some of the comments are juvenile, but that is what makes me laugh. To each his or her own.
So please, please, please -- keep the crazy comments coming. The world needs more craziness. More accurately, it needs people who act crazy when it is fun that can turn it off when being an idiot is inappropriate.
/serious mode off