Nekked kittykate

I don't exactly L-U-V her (what the fuck is "luv" lol) but I do like her and would be interested in seeing what she looks like, if it really is a she. What's sharpie in da pooper mean?

I'm curious as well.

I love.her with my dick real good I tells ya.....and ya a pick of some big ass boobs would be nice.to.jerkoff to....hell maybee she will pm me and talk dirty.to.Da juicemaker

Estafador, my man, kittykate will know what "sharpie in the pooper" means if she is really a camgirl. It means "put a sharpie up your ass and show it on camera".

Check out sharpieinthepooper.tumblr.com

Chicks with sharpies in their poopers. Sometimes many sharpies, sometimes only one... Life don't get better than looking at chicks with sharpies in their ass.

Unless, of course, you face fuck her and the put you cock up her ass. That is much better.

So far, kittykate has stated that she's Asian and age 29. Let's continue from there. Zippy, that likely rules out a DD bra size.

Pics or it didn't happen!

zipman, thanks for the link. I shall put it to good use.

omg, sharpieinthepooper.tumblr.com is actually real. too fuckin funny

staxwell, didn't you just believe everything she fucking said in the last post? Why are you skeptical now? And that's just sick zipman. That's totally gross. What sort of sick shit do you guys look at jeez.

"Wow. Well said. Marry me. You can change your name to KittyCuntWell."

^This post? Let me break it down for you, Riley Freeman:

"Wow."- I was impressed with the words in that paragraph.
"Well said."- It was well written.
"Marry me."- The way it was written turned me on. Women give me boners with words.
"You can change your name to KittyCuntWell."- If she was to marry me "Well" would be her last name. Since I'm "StaxWell" or "Herald Staxavell" if you're nasty. And, I kind of called her a cunt; what more do you want from, Riley Freeman?

At no point did I say "I believe everything you fucking said in the last post, Kitty!". Comprehend much, Riley Freeman?

I comprehend your pulling shit out your ass to save yourself from looking stupid. In no way did you think up every meaning beind every single word/phrase when you wrote that.

When it comes from the heart you don't have to think about it; it just flows naturally. Have you never taken a creative writing course in college...jeez.

You're new here, so you're not really familiar with me. "Looking stupid" isn't something I really worry about. 95% of the time I'm just entertaining myself, and sometime "looking stupid" is part of the process; since I know it'll get a rise out of guys like you.

"I comprehend your pulling shit out your ass"

It should be "you're" after comprehend. Placing "of" after shit would make your sentence flow better. See, I don't always look stupid, Riley Freeman.