then God looked and said it was good ?

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Ok we all know I'm a bad ass mothafucka and the kooliest kat to be known
Hell even God when she made me out that pussy said it was good
When I walk in clubs bitches dive over each other just to speak to me
When I stage tip I get mileage than none of you pussies get even dream of
Shit I turn non extra clubs into my personal brothel
Know don't hate a man chosen by God to be so goddamn good looking
Don't hate how the divine has endowed me with a juicydick
I'm afraid not all of us was created equal my friends
I'm a God you little pimp wanan bees
If I could I jerk off in all YALL mouths and if you can understand this humor then

FUCK YOu and stop stripclubbing and get back in church you silly stuck up conservative faggot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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zipman68
12 years ago
Chapter 1, verse 1 of the gospel of Juice.

Kicks ass compared to "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth..."

When are we going to get to Juice 3:16
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
I will work on that one...hell I could sell tee shirts lol
mikeya02
12 years ago
Juice, if you're on crack or meth we can't be friends. Come to California and try the bud out here and be super chill. Everyone knows it's the best.
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Mikey juice is a mule from Mexico bra
mikeya02
12 years ago
Juice, I hope you're bringing over delicious Mexican food. That's the only thing we really want from there.
TortillaChip
12 years ago
Mikey afraid a mexican will take his lettuce picking job
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Lol
pabloantonio
12 years ago
Juice, you are hallucinating. What kind of drugs are you on?
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Pablo its called "the Shit"
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