Ok we all know I'm a bad ass mothafucka and the kooliest kat to be known Hell even God when she made me out that pussy said it was good When I walk in clubs bitches dive over each other just to speak to me When I stage tip I get mileage than none of you pussies get even dream of Shit I turn non extra clubs into my personal brothel Know don't hate a man chosen by God to be so goddamn good looking Don't hate how the divine has endowed me with a juicydick I'm afraid not all of us was created equal my friends I'm a God you little pimp wanan bees If I could I jerk off in all YALL mouths and if you can understand this humor then
FUCK YOu and stop stripclubbing and get back in church you silly stuck up conservative faggot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 1, verse 1 of the gospel of Juice.
Kicks ass compared to "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth..."
When are we going to get to Juice 3:16
I will work on that one...hell I could sell tee shirts lol
Juice, if you're on crack or meth we can't be friends. Come to California and try the bud out here and be super chill. Everyone knows it's the best.
Mikey juice is a mule from Mexico bra
Juice, I hope you're bringing over delicious Mexican food. That's the only thing we really want from there.
Mikey afraid a mexican will take his lettuce picking job
Lol
Juice, you are hallucinating. What kind of drugs are you on?
Pablo its called "the Shit"
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