Juiceman 1:1-4
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Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
1:1 In the beginning Juice created the stripclubs and massage parlors.
1:2 And the strip clubs was without dancers and cashflow; and darkness was upon the face of Da pussy. And the Spirit of Juice moved upon the face of the strippers.
1:3 and Juice said, Let their be blacklights: and their was blacklights.
1:4 and juice saw the blacklights, that it was all mothersuckin good: and juice divided the pumps from the.hoes
1:2 And the strip clubs was without dancers and cashflow; and darkness was upon the face of Da pussy. And the Spirit of Juice moved upon the face of the strippers.
1:3 and Juice said, Let their be blacklights: and their was blacklights.
1:4 and juice saw the blacklights, that it was all mothersuckin good: and juice divided the pumps from the.hoes
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1:21 So God created the strip clubs and all the dancers that teem and move about in them, according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
When thou ask onto him where is the Bambi and her cigarette for the burnt offering he will tell you that the father will providith a Bambi, a Mercedes, and a Cheyenne (but last shall spell her name "Shy Ann" because the angel of the LORD did confuse her). They will have Virginia Slims for the burnt offering.
When the Juice doth take out his knife to slay you the angel of the Father shall call out "Juice! Juice! Do not lay a hand on thy subject, for he will be thy wingman!" You will forever nut on the beautiful face of Bambi, on the tits of Mercedes, and up the ass of that dumb bitch Shy Ann (my fuckin' angel was so clear but she did not hear...)
Then the Juice did produce the HOLY horn of the RAM. It was a small clear pipe with the sacred rocks therein. Lo, the horn of the ram did contain the freebase to be used a burnt offering.
In thy nut juice all will be blessed. In all strip clubs, from the Mons of Venus to the whorehouse of Beersheba, where thou shalt dwell and thy ATF Milcah shall ask you to use a condom, so she will not bear you a son.
I know you are writing this religious stuff because you think its funny, and your mind is deranged because of mental illnesses and chemical abuse,
BUT
I would tone it down a bit. No need to incur the wrath of the one person who actually knows who you are.
You should know this, being a religious pastor and source of strength and comfort to countless dancers and all.
Love you my man Juice.
An he shall squirt dancers willing with his seed of happiness?
LOL