Comments by Ironcat (page 4)

I had a close friend who was in an AMP when a bust went down. He said the cops gave him and the other customers shit and threatened to arrest them but eventually let them go, so I think Lopaw is spot on.

As Redd Foxx once said about older women "…they don't smell, they don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they're grateful as hell…"

It is all in the eye of the beholder, but in my opinion the 1 is fat, sloppy, teeth missing, bad breath, bad body odor, scraggly hair, ugly face and a piss-poor attitude. The 10 is lean with perfect C-cup tithes a gorgeous heart-shaped ass, long legs, silky long hair, smooth silky skin, pretty face and a reasonable level of intelligence. Just my 2 cents.

I like them.

Sorry for the double post.

I've been married for 24 years to a great woman. I also love Lobster. So imagine eating lobster very day for every meal for 24 years. Every now and then a plate of beans and franks makes a nice change of pace.

I've been married for 24 years to a great woman. I also love Lobster. So imagine eating lobster very day for every meal for 24 years. Every now and then a plate of beans and franks makes a nice change of pace.

It's like playing a football game without a helmet.

I saw that stripper the last time I was in PP - that tattoo under her breast was a bit too much for my taste. She looked decent from far away but up close she looked like rough trade. Best of luck to you, but if it was me I would go to a clinic and get checked out.

A lot of clubs have cameras in the parking areas….

Still it makes me nervous that people who are obviously against strip clubs may push for a witch hunt at other clubs. Be careful out there gentlemen.

To me the whole point of frequenting a strip joint is to have a no strings attached physical relationship without all the drama. If you are looking for a meaningful relationship you are in the wrong place.

LDK - Lap dance king which is code for cumin in your pants during a lap dance CF - I believe is current favorite PL - pathetic loser

Thanks for your posts (and hopefully future posts). I believe that good communication between the customer and the provider is the key to a good experience. In this scenario, both parties get what they expect and there are no unpleasant surprises. One of most recent experiences involved a dancer who was upfront about what she was comfortable with, what she considered to be a fair price for dances etc., which lead to a good experience for both of us.

I agree with londonguy. It is bad enough to get a bad dance but to have to "endure it" for a full length song makes it even worse. The few times it has happened to me I stop the dancer and give her 20 bucks (even if the dance costs 30). They are usually fine with it, albeit somewhat bewildered some times.

I had a recent experience with a very attractive (10 in my book) dancer who surprised me. Her rates were reasonable and she allowed lots of two way contact. She was so hot I arranged for a 3 dance package despite not knowing her rules and limits - I figured even if the contact was light or the dance was mostly air it would still be worth it. Sometimes you just luck out.

Geez, I had to stop reading it. I think she's got a degree in Psychology from Whatsamatta U.

What about titty fucking Papi? the exception to the rule?

It is like a guy's take on tits - some like huge ones and some like well shaped C cups - some even like small ones. Matters of taste are beyond dispute (Ruskin).

I agree with LDK - I automatically assume that position without being asked.

The ones who try to up sell you in the VIP. They try to charge extra to touch this or touch that.

Hey Sharkhunter - I also flagged niknik2813 for the same reason. I guess it is just a matter of pride that I would like to keep the intel on my home club accurate.

Had this conversation las week: Obese dancer "Hi are you having a good time?" Me "I just got here" Obese dancer "Do you want some company?" Me "No thanks, I'm waiting for someone" Obese dancer "Who are you waiting for?" Me "just a dancer I know" Obese dancer "what is her name?" Me "I would rather not say" Obese dancer "Do you know her name?" Me "Look I'm just here to relax and don't care to be interrogated" Obese dancer "Well F#*k you" I still can't figure out what part of "No thank you, I'm waiting for someone" she didn't understand.

If your breasts look anything like your profile picture I can see why guys want to suck them. It would be like waving a fried chicken leg in front of a starving man!

We can only hope crazyjoe….