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9 years ago
"3.14"
Betcha coming up with that number was as easy as pi!
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9 years ago
Good point, Papi.
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9 years ago
I entered every stripper phone number that I have (and I have alot) into Google and not one of them got a hit as an escort number. I don't know if I should be happy or sad.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Bahahaha! Nice.
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9 years ago
Once I was at the rail and realized that I ran out of moolah, so I asked the waitress for a napkin and her pen. I wrote out an "I.O.U. $5" on the napkin and slipped it onstage. I thought it was clever as hell and a great convo starter between me and the cute dancer on stage. Turns out - not so much. If looks could kill, I'd be dead twenty times over. She didn't find it amusing at all. Stupid chick has no sense of humor. Pfft.
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9 years ago
About time that women are getting some and not giving a fuck what others think about it.
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9 years ago
My checkerboard Vans.
Rock on, Spicoli!!!!
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9 years ago
Awwwwwwww.......aren't rookies just the cutest thing?
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Yes it does happen but you have to be careful in those waters. Just like there are plenty of needy & clingy PL's, there are also needy & clingy dancers. Add a touch of psychosis and a dab of bi-polar, and you've got the making of a potential OTC nightmare. If a dancer is very GFE ITC, she may want to carry that persona OTC, along with all of the baggage that comes with it. There is alot to be said for PSE ITC that goes OTC. At least you know she's in it solely for the $$$ and there is no Fatal Attraction potential.
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9 years ago
The 40's & 50's straight married women that I know who keep themselves in good shape are all fooling around with their younger boy toys. I suspect that if there were stripclubs for straight women like there are for us pervs, many married women would be fucking male strippers like there's no tomorrow. Sclvr5005 brings up a very good point about guys letting themselves go- many of the customers that I see during a typical SC visit are older, overweight, and many smell really really bad. Not attractive at all or even making an effort. Not to say they are all like that....but there are enough to make me wonder what their wives look like. It definitely works both ways.
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9 years ago
Variety.
If I learn her name then I've known her too long already and its time to move on.
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9 years ago
I have shared dancer's names and their mileage levels thru PM's with trusted TUSCLers. Isn't that one of the reasons that we're here?
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9 years ago
@ former_stripper
My experiences with prostitutes has so far been very interesting. Every provider that I have met up with has been very professional about her job but I sense that i get to see a side of them that most men do not (same with strippers). They exude a sense of empowerment, but also realize that they are fulfilling a need for many lonely and disenfranchised people so they are great listeners and the more observant ones can really key in a clients needs and concerns. None of them has had any problem taking my money, though since I am female and come highly reviewed I have never had a provider ever touch the envelope that her payment is in during any of our sessions to check on it or count it. I have been told by both strippers & escorts that having a female customer that knows the game and is a good customer is a wonderful change of pace from the usual clientele.
I gotta write a book someday :)
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9 years ago
She's really pretty but that's just too much badonkadonk for me to handle.
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9 years ago
SRCOI & BE-LAX. I favor pretty, thin, athletic young brunettes, and both of these clubs seem to have plenty to choose from.
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9 years ago
Thanks for the inclusion ;)
FWIW, I agree. I have had my healthy share of provider sessions, and they were all very good. We each got exactly what we wanted and expected. I had only interned to do it once, to say that I did it and to remove it from my bucket list of things that i wanted to try at least once. But I enjoyed it enough to continue dabbling in it every once in a while.
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9 years ago
Needless to say I definitely notice it, but even I am rather *yawn* about it by now.
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9 years ago
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azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
The last time I stormed out of a stripclub over something like that was the LAST time that I let myself get that upset over a stripper. I won't let myself get into that game anymore. Seriously - If you want to see her and she's busy with someone else, either go spend time with other dancers there that you'd also like to see, or just leave and revel in the notion of all the $$$ that you saved to go club with again on another day. Yes she was a moron for not handling that situation better, but you can't control her - you can only control your own responses to her.
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9 years ago
I fell in lust with one of my latest CF's when I first saw her dancing to Manson's Dope Show. Rawr!!!
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9 years ago
Lol yup - that study sounds about right! :D
Reminds me of a fave joke:
Q: How many drinks does it take for a straight woman to start making out with another woman?
A: Three.
Q How many if she's homophobic?
A: Two.
Bwahahahahaha!
I love this quote from the study -
"Lesbians had much stronger attractions to the female form"
Well duh....I could have told them that and probably would have saved the British taxpayers alot of money.
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9 years ago
I just came from BE-LAX, and it was surprisingly busy for an early Wednesday night. I tried the BodyShop once on a very dead Saturday afternoon. Only 3 girls working but i danced with all of them. i HATED the cheesy kitchen chair lap dance area, and the mirrored walls just encouraged the dancers to stare at themselves in the mirrors rather than give a decent dance. I did find Gigi quite enchanting, tho. i would like to go back there to see her again one day.
Deadpresidents - after your 21st b-day will you be looking at working at topless clubs?
(Happy Early Birfday, btw!!!)
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9 years ago
It's like the clubs in the COI. Most dancers there are average looking at best, typically in the 5-7 range. occasionally there will be an 8 or a 9, but it's pretty rare. What packs them in at these clubs is cheap, almost guaranteed UHM. When ever I go I try to snag me a hottie and take her to VIP, but more often than not I wind up with a very eager (and talented) 6 or 7, but I still leave very happy. It's what separates the mileage hounds from those PL's that accept or even seek out LM dances.
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9 years ago
What rh48hr said.
By your own admission - "Just drop the whole fucking thing".
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9 years ago
Lol thanx rockstar.
I often make some incredibly bad decisions when the "little man on the canoe" starts doing my thinking for me ;)
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9 years ago
If there isn't a lot of dancers to choose from its way easier to fold and get dances from someone that you normally wouldn't give a second look at. The only time that I ever folded was when a dancer took the stage who wasn't my type at all. I didn't even tip her, but for some reason when she got offstage she stayed naked and jumped into my lap and started molesting me, and the next thing I knew we were in VIP. So there ya go.