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9 years ago
I like the way you think, Clubber!
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9 years ago
I only go solo, and I'm a girl. It's really not an issue. My guess is that you'll enjoy it more than clubbing with another person.
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9 years ago
Some of the Hooters here in LA are staffed with some really good looking eye candy, which can be worth a quick visit for lunch or for happy hour. My fave Hooters experience ever was in a Honolulu Hooters. I was worried that the girls would all be white Barbies, since that is what comprised most of the strip clubs there. But to my delight it was filled with mostly Polynesian hotties. Yum.
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9 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
"It seems that sometimes women want to be "owned".
Maybe during some consensual sex play, but NEVER as a function of real life.
I honestly don't have any clue as to where you come up with these really really stupid notions, but as usual what you seem to know about women is very very VERY limited. You can hypothesize all you want to, but some of your ideas are just bass ackwards and totally false. And as usual- super creepy and disturbing.
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9 years ago
Well, I'll be.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I've had it happen a few times, and like gmd I'll take that opportunity to go hand it to her in person if I think she's lap worthy.
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9 years ago
If you could only reach the fire alarm.............!
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9 years ago
"I would have dumped the land line 10 years ago if I had a say in the matter."
Boy, do I hear that, rockstar.
I would have dumped our spam & robo called landline years ago but my wife insists on keeping the damn thing.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^^ did he really do that? That's crazy. But come to think of it I can totally see him doing something like that.
He was......different.
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I think most of us have met some pretty sad bottom feeding strippers in our adventures. But most of us have also met up with some phenomenal ladies who had their heads on straight and were meant for bigger things after they finished their stripper run and hung up their heels.
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9 years ago
Guilty as charged.
But in my defense I also use other adorable terms to describe our brethen, like PL & ATM. I use PL much more often than any other term.
And yes - I hate those biotches on SW. Twats.
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9 years ago
I fell hard for about a dozen strippers during my first rookie year. Of course it was just lust, not love- but at the time I couldn't tell the difference. As time went on I was schooled on what the deal really was. Every once in a while, even now, I'll get all spun up about a new face, but just as quickly its clamped off and I give myself a reality check. Then I move on to the next pretty face.
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9 years ago
Power to the Papi!
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9 years ago
@Daybreaker - feel free to PM me if you'd like. I am a wealth of perverted knowledge after 11 years of hard core mongering.
@gmd - your story reminded me of one time that I was washing my hands in the ladies room of a local divey club, when I saw what I thought was a guy walk in. I was just about to say something when "she" said "Hi - how YOU doin'?" in her best Joey Tribiani voice. Glad I didn't say anything because there was a 100% chance that she would have kicked my ass.
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9 years ago
@motorhead- True. Ioften partake of stripclub food. I figure whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
@Daybreaker- I visited my first stripclub in 2001 and became a hard core monger by 2004. I prefer high mileage nude clubs ;)
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9 years ago
SCing as a girl is about the only way that I know how to do it.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I think we all know where I stand on the sexual orientation spectrum.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I think that alot of "wanna dance" and heavy hustle types tend to do that shit. Also the dancers that either can't or won't cultivate regulars also do this because she won't get much repeat business after that.
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9 years ago
Most PL's claim to prefer natural boobs, and I'm one of them. Since I have naturally large boobs I've never had to consider a boob job, so on that level I can't really relate. Since you say that you were considering it prior to dancing, then at least you wouldn't be doing it for a stupid reason. Go for it if it will help your self esteem and make you happier about your outside. Hopefully it will help your inside too.
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9 years ago
Mine changed when I started hitting more high mileage clubs. Nowadays on the rare occasions that I return to any of the LM clubs that I used to frequent, I definitely push the boundaries way further than I ever did before.
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9 years ago
I've been tempted by a cute as hell little AA waitress at a COI club. When I asked her she said that she only did VIP's. Even tho the VIP's there aren't too expensive, I passed because I'm a strong believer in a test drive first - and I suspect that the ones insisting on VIP's only are the ones who need to be test driven the most.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
It's pretty important to me. It's window shopping for many of us.
Occasionally I'll spot a hottie walking around that I haven't seen on stage and then comes the decision - take her for dances w/o having seen her on stage, or wait for her to go on stage? The decision made will be based on her hotness level. I've been bitten bad by taking an 8+ straight to the back w/o having seen her stage show only to have her air dance. Some air dancers can be spotted by their crappy non-interactive stageshows.
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9 years ago
Should you be offended? Of course not. Use it as an opportunity to pay even lower prices!
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9 years ago
@SJG-
I agree that unless both parties agree to an open relationship and also agree to discuss their experiences, any one talking (or bragging) about their extracurricular activities to their SO is an idiot. Nothing good can come from that.
As far as sexless marriages- yes of course that is a major reason for many to stray. But for some of us that is not the case. I have a great sex life with my wife. I simply want more, from a variety of women. What the OP has to understand is that some of us are leopards that simply cannot change our spots. She and other women occasionally come here to question why we mongers do what we do. She, just like all of the others who ask, simply cannot understand. It is something that they will never accept. You can never really "reform" someone who truly cannot stop. The choice will become to either live with it, join it, or walk away from it.
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9 years ago
I am a female clubber who also happens to be married to an Asian woman. Male or female, we are who we are, and some of us are just wired to need more than just what one partner can give us, regardless of how loving or giving that partner is. I don't know how else to say it. You can try to wrap your head around it forever but unless you are wired the same way you will never understand it.