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9 years ago
Who do you look like?Yes Clubber...it was a joke.
I would have thought that you'd recognize my off-kilter sense of humor by now ;)
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9 years ago
Who do you look like?@Clubber
Ironically I did have the misfortune of being dragged to a Chippendales show for a friends birthday party a few years back. It was as horrible an experience as I imagined it would be, and I couldn't wait to get the fuck outta there. And of course all of the oiled up gay dancers could sense my discomfort, so they made bee-lines to me to wiggle their junk in my lap as I recoiled in pure horror. I'm still in therapy about it.
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9 years ago
Just another regular?Wow.
That is really really sad.
If this is all true you would indeed be the poster child of what NOT to do.
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9 years ago
A crime in MichiganLol....if I lived in Mich I'd be on the feds 10 Most Wanted List.
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9 years ago
The day when everyone blocks me...lol Rech you kill me.
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9 years ago
NYC UP and COMING DANCERIt's like wanting to learn to drive - you can research cars, techniques, roads, etc all you want but until you get behind the wheel and just do it, it's all just superfluous.
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9 years ago
What do you guys think of her?Very hawt.
I'd hit that.
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9 years ago
Female PLsThe title of this thread is very deceiving.
I thought it was about other female SC customers like myself. Hrmph.
Oh well....in answer to your question- yes. Each gender has their PLs and yes again that dancers are generally repulsed by many of their customers. As sclvr5005 so aptly noted- welcome to the real (ugly) world.
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9 years ago
Asian dancersI also love Asian women, and have more success with Asian dancers than with any other ethnic group, with latinas coming in a close second.
I think that some make it a point to flag themselves as Asian because there are a lot of people that seek them out, and really going overboard with the whole stereotypical Asian stuff could be a great marketing ploy if used on the right demographics.
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9 years ago
Spinoff on one of ldk's polls.Probably A, tho I always find a way to get some halfway decent mileage.
I've never been to a black dive club yet, but that is definitely on my TDL.
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9 years ago
A Stripper's LamentWhat a dumb bitch. Not getting married is the smartest thing that she's probably done so far in her life.
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9 years ago
SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
Something happens to you: what then?In the "cuntiest" contest, they are all winners over there.
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9 years ago
GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
DUISorry to hear about that, GACA.
I hope things work out in your favor.
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9 years ago
What makes a good lap dance to you?I want her on my lap facing me, with lots of full body contact, fingers in my hair, tongue in my mouth, mutual feeding, and finally either her hand or mouth eventually on my nekkid goodies.
That isn't asking too much, now is it?
Of course not.
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9 years ago
larryfisherman strikes again@larryfisherman-
Yeah most of us realized that you were clowning. But please realize that there have been others in the past who have tried to boast about whatever here, and it didn't go over well. Consider this a pretty gentle ribbing.
And no.......there is a lovely demographic represented here on TUSCL. We are not all old. Or even guys for that matter. We are actually fairly diverse. But what we all do have in common is our love & pursuit of SC happiness, in whatever form that takes for each of us :)
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9 years ago
Another FKK trip.If I ever find my way to Germany, a FKK club visit is tops on my agenda.
Oh the mischief that I would get into!
In the meantime I'll just have to settle for a Erdinger Weissbier Dunkel & a Bavarian pretzel.
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9 years ago
Anongirl, please explain....My trust in humanity is forever tainted.
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9 years ago
SW, the co:-)ckblockerSW is a wood-killer of epic proportions.
It's also a great form of birth control.
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9 years ago
New lookThat's my natural hair color too, and I love it. Two thumbs up!
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9 years ago
Books about dancers or strip clubs@SJG- I love a woman in heels. It's sexy as hell. In a stripclub I don't necessarily want her all dolled up to the point that it takes too long to get her naked.....but I love light makeup, long nails in dark polish, and all of the usual feminine (and ultra feminine) trappings.
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9 years ago
They should have a strip club with a tattoo parlour inside......Lol I'd go visit it.
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9 years ago
Books about dancers or strip clubsWhen I publish my memoirs about my SC mongering, I'll give you guys a generous discount.
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9 years ago
A few days late@vm - hopefully our paths will cross one day :)
@anongirl98 - thanks for the inclusion......and great pics! I am imaging what I would do with those girlies once they were freed from their confines ;)
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9 years ago
I need some advice pleaseNo surprise in being naive & trusting when you first start clubbing. Many of us have been there in the beginning. But at least you were saved the angst of stepping into a situation wrought with disappointment and possible bank account drainage.
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9 years ago
Why do so many guys blame their bad spelling on their *smart* phones?http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/