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14 years ago
If I like a dancer enough to want repeat visits, I'll get her phone number. Problem solved.
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14 years ago
You'd think that enough dancers hear complaints from customers about glitter that they would stop using it. I have (thankfully) not run into any in quite a long time.
The heavy perfume/body spray applications seem to have toned down too. We love for 'em to smell good, but I don't want to continue smelling them hours later and then drag that smell home!
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14 years ago
During a lapdance, if the dancer really likes a song that I hate, I just block it out because I know that my lapdance will be alot better than if she was dancing to a song that I like, but she hated. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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14 years ago
I've had a dancer bleed on my pant leg once. No biggie. I went to the restroom and cleaned up the best I could - she came in to help me, which was nice. She was very freaked out & horrified, but I told her it was no big deal. The next time I saw her, she gave me a bunch of (blood-free) free lap dances.
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14 years ago
I used to keep a de-stripclub kit in the car (extra shirt, alcohol wipes, gum), but it mysteriously disappeared awhile back. Hmmmmm.....she may be on to me.
If it weren't for lunch hours and "working late", I'd never get to have any SC fun. I'm a terrible liar, so I try to avoid any confrontations by thinking ahead & not getting drunk too often. I figure that the best defense is a good offense.
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14 years ago
Ironically, my workplace is the one place where I freely discuss my "hobby" with my male coworkers. They will occasionally join me in my exploits, and it always makes for interesting water-cooler talk the following day.
At home or out with my female friends the subject is a complete no-no, and I try like hell not to slip up.
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14 years ago
Dang OhioV - you gave her way more chances than I would have. You're one hell of a patient person!
vm - my luck, I'll accidentally taser myself too!
When I was a dumbass teenager, I tried out my uncle's taser to see if it would work through jeans. It did. I flopped around like a fish for a few minutes, marveling at my own stupidity. Lesson learned. Yeah, I know.....real bright kid I was.
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14 years ago
^^^ lol now THAT'S an idea.
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14 years ago
If I don't get my yearly dose of "stripper crud" sometime in the winter months, I'd think something was wrong.
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14 years ago
Try being a female customer in a club and see how many guys approach the dancer you're talking to and try to whisk her away! These guys assume that since I'm a girl that I must be the dancers friend, and we're no doubt just BSing. Wrong, bucko. I'm here to score dances (and more) just like you are.
This used to happen to me alot, especially in topless joints that serve booze. The first few times I just let it go. Nowadays if I see someone getting close enough to try to pull that shit, I'll mad dog 'em til they skulk away. If they persist - they get a huge dose of schoolin' from me.
I'm typically not possessive of dancers at all.....but if someone tries to interfere when I'm chatting up a dancer - he'd better watch out.
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14 years ago
That poor schlep will be poorer, but wiser if/when he eventually wises up.
Many naive customers have to learn the hard way.
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14 years ago
lol - le jig is up!
btw - nice avatar pic there, gmd!
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14 years ago
A gi-normous "Ew!" on this whole retched thread.
I need to shower now.
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14 years ago
What rick said ;)
One reason I stopped drinking @ clubs was due to too many drunken episodes of DATY. It was just too much of a risk to bring unwanted critters home to the missus. Not worth it.
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14 years ago
Tons of mixed girls here in L.A.
Met a japanese/puerto rican dancer a few months ago. Damn, she was exotically hot!
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14 years ago
My extras are pretty simple - DATY or fingers.
No muss, no fuss.
Makes my menu shopping pretty easy.
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14 years ago
Is a stripper speaking?
Are you both in a stripclub?
Then it's SS.
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14 years ago
Marlene Deitrich.
I love a lady in a tux.
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14 years ago
lol I wonder who pressed the charges? I can't see either the club nor the hubby doing it....doesn't seem to be worth the trouble - altho deliberately dumping alcohol anyplace besides into one's gut is definitely alcohol abuse!
^^ Both u guys profile pix are yummy.
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14 years ago
My average timeframe for a "flavor of the month" is just that - about a month. I get bored very quickly and move from girl to girl ALOT. No more ATF's for me. They cause way too much drama and while others may find their possessiveness charming....I sure don't.
I already have an SO @ home - don't need another one in the club(s).
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14 years ago
rick-
someday you & I are gonna have to compare notes!
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14 years ago
One of my fave dancers was named Joey. Hot ass girl who was dancing while studying to get her masters in clinical psychology. Was gonna do her thesis on the customers in stripclubs.
Guess that throws your theory out the window farmerart.
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14 years ago
I'm w/ gmd
No bird dogs where I hunt!
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14 years ago
Like pothead, I also live in an area saturated with stripclubs. This is both good and bad. Good, because if you get tired of one club or the girls working there, there is another club right down the street. The bad thing is that with so much variety, your wallet never gets a chance to cool down!