CoverStory/Alibi resource
Prim0
Ohio
I've been racking my brains looking for ways to excuse myself to my SO so I can get away to a club. Unfortunately, I've only been able to get away during the afternoons.
Let's list some suggestions for reasons to be gone overnight or on short trips so that others may benefit from shared wisdom (I know I could use some)
Perhaps we could have some kind of contact sheet for alibis in case we're scrutinized by the SOs. I'm willing to tell your woman that you were helping me replace the brake pads on my SUV and it got late. I let you shower up at my place before you headed home or that my wife accidentally sprayed some perfumy stuff around us and we both smell of it.
I don't know...I'm not a good lier and have trouble coming up with stories like this.
Anyone have some cover stories to share?
(Sorry if this has already been covered but I haven't seen anything like it in awhile)
Let's list some suggestions for reasons to be gone overnight or on short trips so that others may benefit from shared wisdom (I know I could use some)
Perhaps we could have some kind of contact sheet for alibis in case we're scrutinized by the SOs. I'm willing to tell your woman that you were helping me replace the brake pads on my SUV and it got late. I let you shower up at my place before you headed home or that my wife accidentally sprayed some perfumy stuff around us and we both smell of it.
I don't know...I'm not a good lier and have trouble coming up with stories like this.
Anyone have some cover stories to share?
(Sorry if this has already been covered but I haven't seen anything like it in awhile)
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Me: "If you're working tonight, I'm going out."
Wife: "Strip club?"
Me: "Yeah."
Wife: "Don't forget the rubbers."
I shudder to imagine ever being in a relationship where this kind of conversation could not occur.
If it weren't for lunch hours and "working late", I'd never get to have any SC fun. I'm a terrible liar, so I try to avoid any confrontations by thinking ahead & not getting drunk too often. I figure that the best defense is a good offense.
I'm not in a relationship at the moment, so strip-clubbing whenever I want is not a problem. Like lopaw, I do however keep a spare set of clothing in the car (pants and shirt) so I can leave the SC and go wherever I want without worrying about that smokey smell, perfume, and/or dancer residue, such as sparkles, makeup, lipstick, and the occasional vaginal effluent.
Prim0 - try working it the other way and encourage your SO to go out for the evening ("girl's night out) or a weekend getaway. I regularly treat my wife to trips to Atlantic City for gambling and golf, two of her favorite things. Not only does it clear the decks for a club visit, it makes me look good in the process.
Now whenever I show up at the club in the evenings, my regular girls all ask if my wife is out of town, which has lead to some interesting conversations lately.
My SO has gone to an SC with me once and used to have friends that worked a an SC. But NOW that we're married, all that stuff seems to be off limits. Why is it women smile so big at their weddings?...(There the no more BJs thing) and they can now relax and be as restrictive as the want...
I like the idea of sending her out for nights on the town in order to get my own nights off as well. I'll work on that and get back to you all.
see you in vegas in sept.
As for the smell factor, what I do now is simple. Since my job, at times, has me outside in South Florida, I just keep a body spray in the company vehicle. I use it after a SC visit and when I was outside and sweltering.
- Cultivate a group of "friends", real or imaginary, with whom you can occasionally go out. Make it a guys only club, and don't make any bones about her going out for girls only nights. My wife knows that the group of "friends" for whom I am the "designated driver" are female, naked, and of mostly negotiable virtue, but the kids buy it, even if they have caught on to *where* I'm going. If I had to hide my activities from my wife, I don't know who this would work.
- An acquaintance of mine works as an independent consultant in addition to his regular job. He sometimes works evenings and nights at this consulting. Some of those evenings and nights that he's "working" he's actually at clubs. The additional income from his other work also helps fund his trips, without using money that his wife knows about.
- Don't try to "cover" at all. IMO, this is the easiest, because it doesn't involve lying or inventing any elaborate story that you have to keep straight and consistent. If you're lying to your SO, a person you ostensibly have potentially strong feelings for, it tells me that you're embarrassed or guilty about this particular aspect of your life, but don't want to change it, and don't trust her to live and let live.
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I can't tell you all how glad (in retrospect) I got caught by my wife. It's greatly changed our relationship. Now it's very close to an amazing relationship (right after getting caught, not so much).
I pretty much tell her when I'm gonna go out to a SC. Sometimes I don't but I'll post here knowing she'll read it. How weird it that? I'm using TUSCL to communicate with my wife. She told me I need to review some clubs so I can get my premium membership back.
Why are women so shocked that we want to go to SC's when they've cut us off at home?! They work their asses off to get us then cut us off after they have us hooked. One of the oldest stories in the book.
God bless those of you that have avoided the situation or that found a truely honest/good woman.