Oscar worthy performance
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
I'm sitting at the bar last night, and around the corner is a dancer and her customer. She's playing him but good, when I see him slip her a $100 bill. The dancer bursts into tears and says "I just *hate* having to take the money you give me! I *hate* it!" He's like "it's ok, really. I don't need it." The bartender and I exchange a look, and she rolls her eyes, just like I feel like doing. A few minutes later, they get up and go out to smoke, and I ask the bartender how many she's hooked that night with that line. After she stops laughing, she tells me he's the first that night, she's done it before.
So, should I have clued him in? I didn't feel like making a scene in a club I've only been in a couple of times, so I refrained in this case. But now I almost feel bad. :)
So, should I have clued him in? I didn't feel like making a scene in a club I've only been in a couple of times, so I refrained in this case. But now I almost feel bad. :)
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i wouldn't unless he was a friend or asked me for advice. other than that i say let him learn on his own.
I would play it cool - messing with a girl's earning won't make you any friends among the other dancers in the club.
Many naive customers have to learn the hard way.
I cannot get "for the price of a dinner" out of my head - lol.
It nearly impossible to convince PLs, RILs, and TUSCL members that no the stripper doesn't really like you she just wants your money. If people want/need to believe something badly enough little things logic and reality are surely not going to get in the way.
These was the old days of regional promotions, and I used to watch the old AWA (Verne Gagne, the Crusher, Nick Bockwinkle, et al) and NWA (Dory Funk Jr., Jack Brisco, Harley Race, etc). By the time Vince McMahon and Hulk Hogan brought wrestling mainstream I had discovered, much to my chagrin, that wrestling was indeed fake, or as it came to be known, “sports entertainment.â€
But guess what, I still loved it. Now I appreciated the wrestlers as talented performers, and enjoyed the creative storylines. My own kids grew up watching Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock. Seeing the innocent excitement in their eyes made me wish I too could go back to those naïve days when I believed.
Strip clubs have been the same way. I appreciate them now for what they are, “sex entertainment.†So whether she’s a “Face†(ATF) or “Heel†(ROB) as along as she brings the “heat†and can make me “pop,†I enjoy it for what it is.
And yeah, sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I thought she really liked me.
Also the Deja Vu and now kahoots has a time punch system so the dancer has the punch in their time card before going back for dances. Songs are clipped at 3 minutes..