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11 years ago
I have heard of them but have never been to a club that has one. I hope to become one one day.
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11 years ago
OK, jackslash....but just for one day. After that, the money's on the dresser and you'd better be gone before breakfast.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I don't read a review UNLESS it starts off with “I went with my wife/husband …†or “I went to this club with my bf/gf …†.
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11 years ago
Nah. Not worth it because of all of the other shit that comes along with it. Better off with a vibrator/dildo and a professional Handy Man on speed dial.
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11 years ago
Normally I insist on having the dancers do the approaching, except in the rare occasion that I want a dancer that is super busy and hard to get a hold of. But I just returned from a visit to my fave club tonight and it was non stop dancer hustle from the moment I walked in the door and continued right up until I was leaving. They even got me in the ladies room! After tonight I might have to reconsider my position on this.
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11 years ago
what sclvr said.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I normally wont grope unless I know that i;ll be getting dances. To grope and not buy any dances is just plain tacky.
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11 years ago
I've left with quite a few, tho it rarely raises suspicions or looks questionable. Perhaps you gents should don a wig and wear a dress next time you attempt to escort a stripper off of the premises :-D
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11 years ago
Where do you club in LA?
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I don't mind being the passenger sometimes. I can nap while the driver screams obscenities at the top of their lungs at the other drivers that are also not moving anywhere.
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11 years ago
@aventador750-
Understood. Little can be gained by doing that outburst except maybe a last ditch effort to try and clear your name or set the record straight if you feel that you've been wrongly maligned by a petty disgruntled customer.
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11 years ago
^^Of course not. But I believe that that type of comment refers to a tiny segment of the general customer base, but yes - there are individuals out there that are butthurt enough from what they perceive as mistreatment from club managers that they will write bogus (in some cases not so bogus) reviews as revenge.
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11 years ago
^^^are you fucking kidding with that? A stripper should be fired because she unexpectedly got her period? Deal with it coz shit does indeed happen that is out of her control. Jeez.
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11 years ago
"I'm not into girls but I wonder what you taste like."
heeheehee she found out.
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11 years ago
Sorry to hear that, Slick.
I have never been stood up....at least not yet.
And here's a news flash for ya GCMan - you don't need $$$ or even a dick at all if you're packing the right requirements. Sadly it doesn't sound like you qualify, lol.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Lol Slick - but I'll bet it's way too cold up there for Birkenstock's :)
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11 years ago
I've seen clun owners and employees call out "cunt on a budget" reviewers who did nothing but criticize the club and everything in it simply because the cheap ass bastards couldn't bargain the dancers down to $5 for a FS dance. Sometimes the venting is warrented.
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11 years ago
Nope. Not here in the glorious 'burbs of LA. We're way too snobby to ever resort to using the slang terminology of the common people who reside east of Sepulveda Blvd ;)
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@farmerart
I have never had the pleasure of visiting an actual curling club. I fantasize that they are filled with hot blond nordic women that I can help keep warm as they await their turn to gently deliver the rock. I will gladly take you up on your generous offer of a tour, should I ever find myself in your neck-o-the-woods.
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11 years ago
Although at first you will disagree, the best thing that could happen is that you return to the club and she doesn't even remember you and better yet - she ignores you in favor of a customer with more money. It would be a reality check & a bank account saver for you.
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11 years ago
This is something that I thankfully don't have to worry about. But for you the only wa to ensure that she gets tested is that you both go and both get tested together. If you just hand over the money to her I guarantee that she'll use it for other recreational purposes.
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11 years ago
Nah. Just another manic Monday.
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11 years ago
It's a nice feature. It's a great opportunity to connect with dancers and fellow PL's in my area. Not as good as zbone for that, but still very good.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Straddling my lap facing me - boob-to-boob. Nothing better.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I love watching the nordic women curling. Damn they are often very cute. My friends give me major shit about liking curling but I don't care what they say. CURLING IS THE SHIT!!!!