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8 years ago
Punched the "BTDT" ticket back in the 90's
AK- Great Alaskan Bush Co.- Liked the alcohol/nudity combo. Good visit, but nothing off the charts, or significantly better than Conus clubs.
HI- Pure Platinum- typical MJP club. I had souveneir glass (nude woman figure on glass turned purple with cold beverage added) for nearly 20 years until it broke in dishwasher. Doggone adjoining glasses ! This was also the first club that I saw couples in the audience- a bunch of Asians standing quietly in back seeing what naked white women were all about.
Wild (Horse?)(Mustang?)- Theater style seating with nude shows, but bikini contact lapdances (vs the airdances at PP). There was a busty feature performing then.
La Femme Nu- Nude, but overall "meh"
Che, thanks for the novel you wrote about AK clubs.
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8 years ago
@TJ55- Creepy ? A couple of things: She's probably forgotten your name after 4 to 5 months, and done the same thing to more suckers than you have fingers and toes during that time span.
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8 years ago
I'm with "IF" and "ds" on this. Of all the zero-zero posters (and those with maybe a couple of bullshit reviews) that come trolling for detailed info (and it is cheerfully provided by the gullible among us), how many have actually reciprocated by submitting a good review ? I can hear the crickets now.
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8 years ago
If you consider a "porn star" to be anyone who is listed in iafd.com data base, I've come across 6 "porn stars" over the years who were dancing as a regular club dancer. Actual performance may depend on the club. The performances have ranged from a notch or so above the average club dancer to a BBJ (COI Club).
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
mh; Actually, Bill Clinton is ~ a month younger than Bush 43 (Bush born Jul 1946, Clinton Aug 1946).
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8 years ago
Funny that JS69 started a threads about anal lube and Trump within a few hours of each other. Were you high when you posted, JS ?
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8 years ago
Missionary/Clackport/ "ranky": Would going to St. James Cabaret (Houston) once a week and spending $500 per visit count ? (re- "go to church once a week.")
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8 years ago
vm: Placing Ted Cruz and friends in the same sentence is about the worst bastardization of the English language around. As "interesting" as the presidential candidates are, it will be just as, if not more, interesting to see how much the House, Senate, and Supreme Court shift in the next several years.
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8 years ago
Nina, I'm sorry to see that you may not be posting so much. May I put forth a suggestion: "A picture is worth a thousand words". (hint, hint)
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8 years ago
zbone.com seems good for more detailed reviews of clubs/dancers in and around Los Angeles.
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8 years ago
At one of my fave FL clubs, I've seen the following combos on stage at the same time: Aiden & Hayden, Mila & Miley, and.... London & Paris
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8 years ago
The submarine bank couldn't get mortgage loan customers because nobody wanted to go underwater on their loans.
The tree bank expanded their business by opening branch offices.
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8 years ago
1) I've been meaning to join the procrastinators club, but I keep putting it off.
2) I've been meaning to make a donation to the Alzheimer's Foundation, but I keep forgetting about it.
3) I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure anymore.
4) Indecision may or may not be the problem.
5) Chronic fatigue is incurable because nobody gets tired of it.
6) Constipation does go away, but you will have a hard time getting through it.
Please note, I didn't google any of these last two posts.
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8 years ago
1) The undercooked Pillsbury Dough Boy failed at his porn career because he couldn't rise to the occasion.
2) A new pilot encounters frustration in that in order for his career to really take off, he must first land a job.
3) The pro golfers prowess on the links didn't translate into being good in bed because of his consistent sub-par performance.
4) The patient with rectal itching had an unproductive visit because the doc couldn't put his finger on the problem.
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8 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Since when was g95 designated a moderator ? At this point, I'm curious if any Tusclers are Mensa members ? Checking the list of famous Mensa members is intersting, with not that many surprises.
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8 years ago
Half the folks here don't have good reading skills. Although the title says "best clubs in LA", OP specifically asked for clubs around the general area of Dodger Stadium, not the greater LA area.
If OP would grow a thick skin, he'd see that I offered some suggested clubs after initial map reading querry. I did it while loking at Tuscl map, and drawing upon 11 years of experience, and a solid five figures worth of money spent in L.A. area clubs. You're welcome.....
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8 years ago
Umm, Papi, how hard is it to see which clubs are nearest to Dodger Stadium, and of those clubs, which ones have the highest rating (preferably 7.00 or greater). It ain't rocket science.
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8 years ago
tj55, do you know how to read a frigging map ? Tuscl has the capability of viewing all area clubs on a selected city map. With your stated criteria of good nude clubs near Dodger Stadium, I'd say that Deja Vu After Hours, or Spearmint Rhino Downtown would be reasonably close bets, maybe Deja Vu, Hollywood if you don't mind motoring a little farther up 101 to the northwest. Hth.
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8 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I have 2 variations of a Plan B. First one involves going to a different club if the first one isn't working out. The second one involves checking the dancer lineup at clubs, and prioritizing the dancers in advance. ( Phone recording some L.A. clubs, online roster some SoCal clubs, actual stage/dressing room cam at 2 Tampa clubs, with reliable dancer roster listed at one of them.)
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8 years ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
It seems that many states have 6 or 7 characters on plate-Tuscl is short by 1 or 2 characters. It has been many years, but I recall a Calif. plate with "BAD KITTY" on it (maybe it wasn't completely spelled.) I'd check with DMV about the number of character requirements, and just add 1 or 2 numbers to TUSCL as needed.
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8 years ago
I recall 3 :
farmerart- Found out we were both going to be in Vancouver at about the same time, but plans changed the day before.
chitownlawyer- We missed each other in Los Angeles by a day or 2 back in '06.
Chandler- PM'ed me when he'd be in Indy, but alas my plans changed at the last minute.
A fourth case, I saw rick dugan submit a review on a Tampa club shortly after one of my vacations there. We were both in the club at the same time ! He said it was one of the few times he didn't wear a suit to the club.
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8 years ago
I've met (*)lowpaw, shadowcat, (*)ChiliPalmer, (*)RebbecaAvalon(dancer, 1 review), (*)flguytampa21, Samsung1, JohnSmith69, and Eastcoaster. I enjoyed meeting all, but looking back, spent little time hanging/conversing before moving on to important business. Exception being RA who I bought dances from. I'd say I wouldn't mind meeting several, including some who don't participate on forum, but have submitted some real good, useful reviews.
(*) denotes those who I know on non-tuscl websites. (ZBone, etc.)
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8 years ago
Chinese fortune cookie say "he who likes liquid candy gets the Hershey Squirts."
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8 years ago
OP: Do you seriously have to ask the question ? Really now, if you aren't going to visit some strip clubs, what else are you going to do for entertainment ? 1) Play a continous loop of Glen Campbells' "By The Time I Get To Phoenix" on your I-pad. 2) Search for a place in the terminal to jack off to some porn.
I'm with d-scrub in that if your reviews got an enema, they'd take up 90% less bandwidth.
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8 years ago
"ABC used to be a staple in Phoenix where you would want to go." When was that, 48hr ? Perhaps 1991 when it made some rags top 10 list nationwide. Myself, I did several visits between 2000, and 2010. Even 16 years ago, club wasn't in the nicest area. I never stayed after 2am, might have stayed til 130 a few times.