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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I hereby propose appointing Papi as master grader. His assignment is to grade all published reviews on F through A scale. By each members profile would be the "Papi Grade" average for their submitted reviews. How about that, Papi ?
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
Tampa- Several Westshore hotels have van service to and from airport, so Uber not required. Two closest clubs would be Doll House and Penthouse. Neither are great for mileage, but you could warm up with drinks, then quick 2 mile Uber to Mons Venus and 2001 which are nude/ non alcohol. Scores is very near those 2, another booze warm up place, or steak dinner if so inclined. Scarlets is doable, but a good 7 mile or so Uber. Howard Johnson's motel within walking distance of Dale Mabry trio, but I don't think they have van shuttle to and from airport- 2 to 3 mile Uber.
Dallas- If you fly into Love Field, it's ~ 7 miles or so to several Northwest Hwy hotels that are within walking distance of Baby Dolls and Men's Club, and quick Uber from Chicas Locas. I think L' Ellegant hotel has van shuttle, but Days Inn and Holiday Inn Express would be more in line with your $$ wishes. Not sure if they have complimentary shuttle service. The Lodge is about 3 to 4 miles up NW Hwy- not the best mileage prospect, but something that should be experienced at least once.
I would mention LAX, except for your drinking stipulation. From a monger standpoint, Bare Ellegance and Jet Strip (both nude, non alcohol) are quick Uber near airport and associated hotels. The infamous COI area is just too far from LAX and ONT for sane Uber. Paucity of nearby hotels also bumps it off your list.
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5 years ago
With all the jobs that you have, juice, how do you find the time to post on this and other forums ?
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5 years ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Chinese doctor? Maybe the patient being named Hung So Lo saved his life.
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
When founder starts adding "medication" ( started out with 2 beers, then 3 beers, then 3 beers and some weed), watch out ! His ban hammer fuse is growing shorter.
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5 years ago
Paging desertscrub, paging desertscrub and his power wash for rradman Zero-Zero.
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5 years ago
Disagree with Papi. I've seen very few, if any couples at BSC. Christies-Tempe is more geared towards co-ed, party atmosphere type groups. Haven't been to that club in a while, so can't speak about current private curtain areas there, if any. OP could try reading reviews, or calling prospective clubs.
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Not sure I'm following you, founder. If by "dancer listing", you mean allowing dancer to list, in her profile, the club(s) /shifts she'll be dancing at, plus customer reviews, I have no problem with that.
However, if you're aiming to put dancer listing under club info/review section, I don't look forward to this useful section degenerating into a SCL like shit show.
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5 years ago
I'd give an 8 and at least a test drive. Not put off by her boob job, but think she'd look best with smaller, more natural boobs. For $50/song, those 2 songs better be "Free Bird" (Lynard Skynard), and long version of "Time Has Come Again." (Chambers Brothers)
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5 years ago
Thanks, tt , you just gave me inspiration for a new "Diarrhea Song" verse:
"When you fuck a stripper up her hershey road, and upon your lap she dumps a juicy load".
REFRAIN: "Diarrhea! (clap, clap) Diarrhea!"
I think we saw the same Baby Dolls- Medway butt plug dancer over 10 years ago.
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5 years ago
Hard to give up the time away from the old lady, isn't it, rhb.
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5 years ago
Hey, I've been to this club before. Fox Tango Sierra !
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5 years ago
I'll try to answer bbb23 earlier question about Tampa clubs, mainly the nude ones. First of all Tampa has a lot of clubs, so the crowds get a bit more diluted. What I've noticed in the last several years is that the peak SRO weekend window has narrowed. Meaning that things don't really pick up until after 1030p to 11p vs 9p to 10p in earlier years.
So with the same number of customers spread across more clubs and a 1 hour shorter peak earning window, in 1 sense Tampa clubs have seemingly less customers. From my POV, SRO nights are no less crowded than that of several years ago. My take is that while Tampa may not be an easy money gold mine (except Bucs home games and college bowl games), it's not dead either.
Mons Venus may be your style, with being a lap dance factory kind of place. Extras don't happen there, but basic 2 way contact expected. MV well known for having flexible hours. Not sure about auditioning customs there, but at 2001 across the street, they do have provisions for dancer inquiries on their club website. Hth…..
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5 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
CMI +1- If someone has been bugging founder to tinker with certain things, I hope the responses demonstrate the folly of such tinkering.
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Bad idea. You either trust someone, or you don't. Grading degrees of trust is like trying to grade degrees of pregnancy. Plus degrees of trust is multiples of another way to abuse the system.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Agree with rick that truck stops are a good bet, particularly if co-located with gas station. Might as well be productive on your stops.
I prefer to use the interstate rest areas when nature calls. GA between ~ Calhoun and Macon suck, as does much of KY (both wrt I75). There's 170 miles where you play fast food roulette, or else pull over and utilize the "honey cup". I75 in FL is decent with rest area interval.
I'll go against rick, and recommend McDonalds among the fast food chains- they almost always have a real restroom, as opposed to Wendy's, many Subways, and some older KFC's that have lockable bathrooms with single toilet where 1 individual could tie up bathroom for a spell while your teeth are swimming, or your bowel bazooka is about to let loose. Not to mention the pita of getting on/off interstate and going through the stoplight gauntlet.
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5 years ago
No issue on club décor. How much effort does it take to give a description of dancer shift ? Maybe the dancers that didn't do it for you would do it for someone else.
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5 years ago
Realize that the vast majority of 30 something dancers were in jr. high or high school when 911 happened. Even some weren't of legal drinking age when the 2008 financial meltdown occurred. How old does that make us feel now ?
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5 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Give this man a Tuscl Toftt medal !! (Took One For The Team)
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5 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Above an example of ad hominem attack. ll69 has recently taken to obsessively trolling my reviews that long ago passed muster. Go take your meds, anger management classes, and GAFL . Taking grammar classes wouldn't hurt either.
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5 years ago
rt- This submission seems like an exact duplicate of an unpublished review I saw a day or 2 prior. I don't recall seeing it published, so I can assume that it either got rejected , or you lifted this one from someplace else.
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5 years ago
My basic Tuscl rule is never commit to a VIP* without first doing a test drive in the single lapdance option area. I understand the concept of dancers maximizing income vs time. Understand this: We're the ones with the $$ the dancers covet, wasting $20 on a subpar dance is better than blowing solid 3 figures on subpar VIP. Consider this: If dancer truly delivers great performance, then customer will likely upgrade to VIP after 1 or 2 dances.
* I'm assuming a business model whereby room rental or full price of VIP is paid to club staff upfront prior to session. In the former, dancer may stipulate an upfront payment prior to dances. Some clubs have more expensive dances in more private VIP section, but with no time or minimum dance stipulation. In that case, I might go along if I'm picking up good vibes from dancer.
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5 years ago
Actually, I like "Moonshine Bonanza" better. She's the 1st YT stripper I'd seen over 3 years ago. Although "MB" isn't as hot as CV, she reviews clubs she's worked at, and is more down to earth and to the point. CV seems to be trying too hard to sound like Cardi B, and spends too much time talking/doing chick stuff that we're not interested in. I don't "gas" about the trials and tribulations of changing apartments, or what she bought shopping, etc. Bring on Moonshine and her down to earth/ to the point style.
I eagerly await Waffle's YT debut.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
@Estafador- Your sarco-meter batteries need replacing...….
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5 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Some people need to go back to their mom's basement and high school bathroom scribblings.