review comment
5 years ago
l69- Not cool to link dancer names to specific acts. BE isn't TJ club, tuscl isn't escort review site.
discussion comment
5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Easter Egg Hunt ?? That's fucked up, can't the guy read a calendar. If he wanted to take your dancer trick or treating, I wouldn't bat an eyelash. But Easter Egg hunt in October ? That guy shouldn't be allowed to drive or vote with that level of situational awareness.
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Rick, to paraphrase a former Top Gun instructor: "When you're a young hard dick, you can do 3 flights a day, go drinking and chase pussy all night." "When you get to be 40 - 42, you do 2 flights a day, have dinner and a couple of beers, go to bed at 2230." When you get to be 47, you do 1 flight, have dinner, and crash."
Rick, your body is talking to you, listen to it.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Nice fishing in aquarium analogy, skibum. As I wasn't a workaholic to the same degree that you were, I had no problem transitioning from "working man" (lol there, shadowcat), to being a man of leisure nearly 7 years ago. (Retired early)
Really, it's nice to have a leisurely meal without being concerned about having to dash off somewhere, not having to wake up to an alarm clock. Or hang around the pool, club, whatever a bit longer. I now have time to do things that I put off doing while still working. Amazing how much junk and clutter can accumulate.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Quick review: As things stand, the only unique benefit being a "verified member" (assume those with gold check mark are verified members) is being able to post and read in the Verified Forum. Non-verified pukes like myself (and several other high profile members) can still post in most other forums, submit reviews, and if VIP current, can read reviews, post in VIP section, and vote on whether or not a review should be published. Clear as mud now ?
review comment
5 years ago
Nein. However, I don't understand the vague language. (Re- jay's go to language in review just prior to this.) Another one of my donts is I don't act like a whiny little bitch whenever I don't get a 5-0 vote (Re- jay's above post and recent necro posts on my reviews. Where is the dead horse emoji ?
discussion comment
5 years ago
Pats are on a roll while the Fins and Bungles are vying for the 1st 2020 draft pick.
review comment
5 years ago
Thanks for the commentary. I wondered if the Dallas clubs dodged the tornado bullet when I saw the headlines. Sounds like they did, unlike 2 Dayton OH area clubs back in May.
review comment
5 years ago
Sorry I wasn't quick enough, Knightsup and grand1511. Enjoy your 4 weeks, freeloader.
article comment
5 years ago
What's next, Muddy, an article on how to wipe your ass ? With all those space filling reviews and articles, you'll have enough VIP membership to take you to your first SS retirement check.
A short PM saying I'll be in town x-day, Interested in meeting you at Club (abc or xyz) have worked for me in meeting 8 or so tuscl members.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Papi, we'll just have to be quicker on the stick than some members who will approve anything that walks and talks. Said individuals wouldn't recognize a temper tantrum if it smacked them with a 2 by 4.
review comment
5 years ago
D-Stan- Neither place picks up steam until after 10pm or so, even on Fri and Sat nights. IME, 7pm is the dead time between afternoon happy hour and running out for dinner. Even in the 90's, club would be relatively dead at 7pm (but would definitely pick up after 8pm on Fri/Sa.) I-4 sucks the most between 4 and 8pm. It's on my bottom 10 list on major metro interstates that suck the most.
discussion comment
5 years ago
From founders review guidelines- "just be careful with names".... What part of being careful with names don't some of you guys understand ?
discussion comment
5 years ago
In honor of him, I'll play the long version of "I'm So Glad". The short drum finale in that song is awesome.
discussion comment
5 years ago
A few things, n11:
1) Most of the "dancers" don't have any pics up. I personally wouldn't even bother with them. For all we know, they could be a dude posing as a dancer.
2) Tuscl isn't ter or eros. Don't expect every dancer to commit to OTC date with a total stranger sight unseen. Why don't you post how you worded PM's so we can make a more meaningful evaluation whether you came across as stalkerish or creepy.
3) The assumption that most dancers are savvy business women is a stretch. Many dancers probably joined tuscl as a lark.
N-spice, where did you get the idea that Tuscl members are perceived as being " the absolute bottom of the barrel customers ?"
I could maybe see them being not the most desireable customer because as a group Tuscl members are better informed and know what they want, versus an ignorant customer that can be more easily fleeced.
But absolute bottom of the barrel ? IMO, such a customer would be a cheap ass who doesn't tip, nurses his drink, and expects a bunch of freebies. Quite a difference from someone who partakes and spends money, but in return expects good value for their $$ spent, and wants to come in club well informed.
Which is why myself and many others joined tuscl.
discussion comment
5 years ago
@25- There are no stupid questions, only plenty of dumbshits around who would ask such a question.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Holy shit, Bucs - Rams shootout looked like a basketball score. Not ready to call this Bucs breakout game yet, need to see consistency throughout the season.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Sinclair's "lineup" was a compilation of visits over a 6.5 month period. If I were to spend week there starting tomorrow, I probably wouldn't encounter half the dancers listed. Plus there will likely be several newbies. Kind of like reviewing the daily temperature log since Easter to decide how to dress for this weekend.
A general overview of dancer shift is nice, giving reader an idea of ethnic and physical makeup of shift. (i.e., height, build, bust sizes, enhanced or natural.etc.).Also mention a dancer who might stand out from the crowd, such as being very tall, the only Asian there, etc. In short enough to let Papi know if he'll find a thick ebony dancer, or John Smith 69 will find a young petite ginger.
review comment
5 years ago
Anyone want to take bets when desertscrub will post a club ad / shill review comment ? Coming from a new member with 1st review, this reads like a club ad to me. Review sorely lacks specifics on dance prices, and dancer profiles. Just some generic "lots of hot babes" platitudes. Unlike desertscrub, I like this place, but this review looks like a club ad to me.
discussion comment
5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"The plaque for the alternate is in the ladies room....." Who recalls that line from Topgun ? Instead of Tom Cruise swaggering out of the ladies room in his Navy whites after doing Kelly M (Charlie), I picture Dr. Evil swaggering out of Chicas Locas 2nd floor room in his white polyester suit.....
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Does Papi have his resume on file with these 10 companies ? Which company has the most dive black clubs near it's corporate offices ?
article comment
5 years ago
Lou Turks was my first Daty experience in a club. Circa late 70's, could count the number of clubs I'd been to (didn't count theaters with stages or peep shows ) on the finger of 1 hand. LT was a step up for me then. Was the "Snake Lady" still around in '81 ? She had a ~4 - 5 ft snake (boa ?) as part of her act. She'd put ~ 8" of the snakes head in her mouth, and make like she was giving a blowjob.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Ummm, do you travel without any luggage ? Planning on napping in the terminal after club visit ? Visiting club after flying for who knows how long, and not showering or shaving ? I'm assuming you flew coach, I'd feel sorry for the dancer giving you a blowjob while smelling your stinky, sweaty "coach crunch" crotch. That your idea of fun ?
I like T12 idea better, and MW idea even more.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Loosening up your parameters a bit nicespice the longest tenured dancer I've seen was a EE blonde at 2001 Odyssey that I saw there for 17 years. As best that I can tell, she didn't dance at any other club, and maybe took a few monthly sabbaticals here and there. During those 17 years, I mostly averaged 6 to 10 club visits per year, going different nights. I did see her in the club a good percentage of the time. It is rare that a dancer works every other Sat night and every Tu- Thu for 1 whole year, never mind the same schedule for 17 straight years. In the Tampa area, it's not uncommon for some dancers to work a 2 different clubs. There was 1 time that I saw a Mons dancer show up at 2001 later on the same night !
I have encountered some dancers in my Tuscl membership that I consistently saw at same club for 5 years or more in CA, AZ, OH, IN.
discussion comment
5 years ago
CMI choice#2 the best. How did you come up with 0038 , Muddy? How can you be sure I'm not in another time zone at any given moment ? Other publishers have gigged your reviews, why don't you try to guess their bedtime.